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Temporary Insanity
Temporary
Insanity
By Hector Siri
Chapter One: Your Very Own College Roommates
“Who’s my roommate? Who’s my roommate?! Who is it?! Who is it?! Who the hell is it?! Who?! Who?!” yelled Jane as she tugged the college secretary by her suit. “Young lady, unhand me right this instant! Oh for the love of Our Holy Father UNHAND ME! Let go!” yelled the college secretary. “You bitch!” said Jane as she let go and struck the college secretary across the face and walked away. This had been one of the most terrifying moments in the old secretary’s life thus leading her to retire two or three days later. Now back to Jane’s story. Jane is a young scholar attending a college in Cleveland, Ohio and it is her first day in college and she wishes to know who her roommates will be, let alone if she’ll join a sorority. Jane walked down the hall to the elevator. The college campus building consisted of 6 floors, rooms beginning on the second floor, classes in the building across having a tunnel bridge putting together the gap between the two buildings. Her room is on the 4th floor, room 16. Jane entered the elevator and quickly got to the 4th floor. She walked and turned and walked and turned and finally made it to her room. She was going to enter the room care free with a ‘hello’ but she heard the following noises coming from the room: “GIVE ME THAT!” “WHAT IF I DON’T GIVE IN TO YOUR DEMANDS?! YOU’LL POSSESS ME YOU EMILY ROSE WANNABE! SATANIST!” “I’M NOT A SATANIST! I am in the Feri Witch cult.” “Yeah whatever”. This now made Jane nervous to open the door, little did she know her new roommates had just planned it to scare her when they were aware of her presence. Jane gulped and had her hand on the handle and it was almost 5 minutes until somebody answered the door and said “Are you coming in or what?” Jane was shocked at the answerer. Before her stood a 21st century style Goth before her. She wore fish nets, a black skirt, a black sweater the rubber bands on the wrists to stop her from cutting, and make up and more. “So….You’re my new roommate huh…?” asked Jane. “Me and two guys. I’m Tahj, don’t ask about the boy name, there’s Billy, the annoying yet cute dumb ass of the room and over there on the computer is Jake, The one who tries to be a loner SO MUCH! It’s annoying!” yelled Tahj as she stared at Jake in fury. The room had the normal setting of a regular college dorm room. It had two desks for work space, a computer, one television likely to stir up fights, two bunk-beds, and a microwave and the floor was carpeted. “Hi! I’m Billy! I eat potato chips! I-EAT-CHICKENS!” said Billy with pride. “DON’T-MIND-BILLY! He will be gone when the new moon appears” said Tahj to distract Billy. “Okaaaaay~………..” said Jane. “Oh. I have art class right now…Later losers” said Tahj shortly after looking at her watch. “Oh! I’m scheduled for one too right now! I guess were in the same class! Isn’t it great?!” replied Jane. “Yeah…whatever…follow me” said Tahj. “Ooooh~… You to gonna… get your GROOVE on? If you know what I mean…Ya know…Huh? Huh?” said Billy. “SHUT UP!” said Jane, Tahj, and Jake in unison. Tahj and Jane walked out of the room, down the hall, and into the elevator as Tahj pushed the button for the 6th floor. “Art class is on the last floor?” asked Jane. “Yeah. Whatever…” replied Tahj. “So how long have you been in this place?” “Hmm… About 5 years. I know, it seems like a lot to pay but my Dad’s rich so he pays for my tuition because he’s rich. He’s rich because he’s CEO of some insurance company” said Tahj. “Oh, cool” replied Jane. They had gotten to the 6th floor and Jane and Tahj walked out. As they walked Jane could not help but wonder if was going to throw pizza at her face when she walked in. Suddenly, to her surprise Jane looked out of the large hallway window and saw a blimp explode in mid-air. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!! Communists! We’re under attack!” screamed Jane in shock. “WHAT WAS THAT?!” yelled Jane. Tahj’s eyes widened and she grabbed Jane’s hand and tugged her walking towards the art room. “Where are we going?! Is our country under attack?! Are The Aliens here already?! The Grays and The Reptilians aren’t supposed to be attacking! I know they’ve been abducting, but there not supposed to be attacking us!” said Jane in disorientation. “1. We’re going to Art Class. 2. Our country is not under attack. It was just a blimp exploding. 3. The Aliens where already here millions and billions of years ago. If they wanted to eliminate us they would have done it ages ago. 4. I’m glad you know all this but where did you learn it? Are you a paranormal investigator also?” asked Tahj. “Yeah! Sure!” said Jane. Tahj made a turn and pushed a door open. They we’re there. The Art Room.
I'll post more later. Im tired.
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