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07-18-2006, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Favorite Random Movie/TV Quotes to Shout Out in Public
Maybe I'm just weird, but I tend to randomly shout out lines from whatever TV show/movie I was just watching. The people who have seen it are the only ones laughing usually, as no one else gets it, but I still love to do that; it's so fun, and it always makes me laugh if nothing else. So I thought, 'Hey, there's a Monty Python quote/moment board, but there are so many other lines out there that are awesome and deserve to be spotlighted' ...or something like that anyways.
So, I'll start off with one of my personal favorites and hope that either a) This catches on or b) It sucks, but everyone just leaves it so my sucky-ness doesn't have to be overly publicized, haha.
"Which way do you think left is?! Because if you go with your instict, and then reverse it, we might have something here." - Get Over It! (one of my favorite comedies of all time)
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-18-2006, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I bet I have shout some quotes every now and then, but I can't remember which.
I do, however, remember a song from Friends that I sing every now and then:
Sometimes men love women,
Sometimes men love men,
Then there are bisexuals
Though some people say they're kidding themselves.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-19-2006, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Haha, reminds me of a song from, I think it was the Hey Arnold! movie, my friend's little sister used to sing it all the time, so now the friend and I sing it all the time as a joke.
When life gives you lemons, dance,
Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants!
When you're caught in a downpour, there's nothing to life forrrrrrrrrr!
All you gotta do is
Dance
Dance
DAAAAANNCEEE!!!
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-20-2006, 07:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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"Drop your panties Sir William, I can not wait 'til lunchtime!" or any line from the 'Hungarian to English dictionary' skit From Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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07-21-2006, 06:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
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My nipples explode with delight!
Ahem. Yes. Haunted House hit the nail on the head. Not a day will pass that I don't find some way to throw a few Hungarian phrasebook quotes into a conversation.
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07-21-2006, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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Red Dwarf !!!
Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "
- Kryten, Legion
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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07-21-2006, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? If so, the answer to your problems is in this tiny bottle. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegeables and minerals. All youneed is a tablespoon full after every meal, and with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health! It's so tasty too! *gagbarfretch* Mmmm... just like candy! *shudder*
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-22-2006, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
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Oh, oh! Another one:
"Dust? Anyone? No? Dust? Anyone? No? Dust? Anyone? No?"
Although I'm no fan of Little Britain (they're trying to be Monty Python but just aren't doing it right), I think that particular sketch is a classic. I can't resist repeating it.
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07-22-2006, 12:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
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Oooh, ooh, ooh!
"Selling books is a game... it has rules, and you have to get serious about those rules, because it's not a game"
Black Books... 'Nuff said
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Hist. Hark.
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07-22-2006, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Oh, another sexuality quote. From Saturday Night Live's very own Dana Carvey playing as a church woman:
"A bisexual is a person who reaches down the front of somebody's pants and is satisfied with whatever they find."
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-22-2006, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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BlackAdder the Third !!!
Blackadder: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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07-22-2006, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Pirates of the Carribean.... *grins* you've got to love those movies...
"But why's the rum gone?!" (I know it's old, but it's still funny)
"Give me that horizon..."
oh, and lately, I've found myself humming that song from the first movie, A Pirate's Life For Me. I've often wondered why...
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07-22-2006, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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I don't know if it counts(It ought to), but I spent an entire night out quoting the "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" dialogue from Romeo and Juliet with a friend. The more we did it, the funnier it became.
That was a good night, actually.
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07-22-2006, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
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Oh, wow, can't believe I forgot this one, it's one of my favorite of all-time, from that old Nickelodean show, Kenan and Kel.
"I... DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA"
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-23-2006, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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More Blackadder !!!
Blackadder: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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07-23-2006, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
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You're my Mississippi!!
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-24-2006, 03:41 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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My favorite quote(s)/sketch would have to be from clerks 2.
"Jay: Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard..."
"Randal Graves: That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, they're not gay. They're hobbits."
And at last my quote worth mentioning:
"Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?"
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07-24-2006, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Speaking of being gay/not gay:
"I'm not gay! ...I'm a werewolf!"
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-25-2006, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Red Dwarf !!!
Holly: Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes. !!!
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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07-25-2006, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
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Jesse: Dude... where's my car?
Chester: ...Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: Dude... where's my car?
Chester: ...Where's your car, dude?
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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07-29-2006, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Red Dwarf !!!
Lister: "I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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08-01-2006, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
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08-01-2006, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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More Monty Python...
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" cont...
A : Not at all. They could be carried.
S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!
S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
A: Please!
S #1: Am I right?
A: I'm not interested!
S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Classic !!!
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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08-01-2006, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: My own little world
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Originally Posted by Alaizabel Cray
When life gives you lemons, dance,
Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants!
When you're caught in a downpour, there's nothing to life forrrrrrrrrr!
All you gotta do is
Dance
Dance
DAAAAANNCEEE!!!
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Funny! I love it!
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Sanity is overrated...
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08-07-2006, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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More Red Dwarf !!!
Rimmer: He's got mad droid disease. He kept waving a banana in front of me and calling it a female aardvark.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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