BodnoirBabe: Time to Get Murked...

[Abstract Thought]

Thats right, ya crippled fuckin' roach- i've come back for another trophy, and guess what fat ass airhead i'm gunnin' for? Why, its you, ya slack jawed jizz junkie!

Time to put your younger brothers jockstrap down and save your sniffin' for the salts that will inevitably be dangled in front of your deflated dome, dupe,because your chances of holding onto your grip of reality after this is over is beginning to rival your chances of getting a reply on this board that doesn't contain the phrase "shut the fuck up, ya whiny bitch". Do the math, and then do yourself with a shotgun blowjob.

But ya know, I couldnt help but notice that 99 percent of your posts contain complaints directed towards the administration/mods of this joint, (much like Jakadis garbage)- but this time? Well, this time, you'll have plenty to meltdown about and discuss with your alternate personalities. Thats as guaranteed as you being stood up on a blind date, ya reeking pile of dogshit.

So heres the deal: You leave this motherfucker, dont look back, and find another place to spam- or i'm gonna make your life a living hell. Simple as that. And yeah, I know this is the net, but i've come to learn that people like you live your entire lives at message boards. This is your entire world, and that world is coming to a close. If the power went out or your internet connection went down, there isnt a doubt in my mind you'd completely lose it.

Your on life support, skidmark, whether you like to admit it or not, and net zeros 10 buck a month dialup is your life line. Once that bitch goes flat, you rot away in your 1 room apartment and spend the rest of your days blowing bums for half eaten cheesburgers and pictures of dell desktop monitors. Don't deny it, ya bugged eyed fiend, your fuckin' obsessed.

This is your final warning.

[edible_eye]

[punkirony]

Abstract Thought, I am actually speechless.

*Jaw drops*

I couldn’t help but notice the delicious aroma of your barbeque; the intoxicating smell of stewing sweetbreads, roasted ass, and I must say the long pork does look enticing tonight.

Yes it does.

*Holds out plate*

How bout serving Me up some of that shit, Mr. Grillmaster?

Originally Posted by Abstract Thought

Thats right, ya crippled fuckin' roach- i've come back for another trophy, and guess what fat ass airhead i'm gunnin' for? Why, its you, ya slack jawed jizz junkie!

Time to put your younger brothers jockstrap down and save your sniffin' for the salts that will inevitably be dangled in front of your deflated dome, dupe,because your chances of holding onto your grip of reality after this is over is beginning to rival your chances of getting a reply on this board that doesn't contain the phrase "shut the fuck up, ya whiny bitch". Do the math, and then do yourself with a shotgun blowjob.

But ya know, I couldnt help but notice that 99 percent of your posts contain complaints directed towards the administration/mods of this joint, (much like Jakadis garbage)- but this time? Well, this time, you'll have plenty to meltdown about and discuss with your alternate personalities. Thats as guaranteed as you being stood up on a blind date, ya reeking pile of dogshit.

So heres the deal: You leave this motherfucker, dont look back, and find another place to spam- or i'm gonna make your life a living hell. Simple as that. And yeah, I know this is the net, but i've come to learn that people like you live your entire lives at message boards. This is your entire world, and that world is coming to a close. If the power went out or your internet connection went down, there isnt a doubt in my mind you'd completely lose it.

Your on life support, skidmark, whether you like to admit it or not, and net zeros 10 buck a month dialup is your life line. Once that bitch goes flat, you rot away in your 1 room apartment and spend the rest of your days blowing bums for half eaten cheesburgers and pictures of dell desktop monitors. Don't deny it, ya bugged eyed fiend, your fuckin' obsessed.

This is your final warning.

Yeah, okay whatever.

[AlKilyu]

no, not really.

[AlKilyu]

Well then...

Since we're doing integrity checks I thought it'd be nice to take a short stroll down memory lane, this being only one facet (or street if you will) of your personality, Babe.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

It's equal opportunity.

Look, the plain and simple rule is this: Don't act like an ass. Especially to the mods.

As long as you follow that rule, you'll be fine.

I call the above post, Ode to the Brown on My Nose, and the Taste of Shit in My Mouth, as it clearly shows you puckering for the mods while firing down range at the noobs.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Well, i know that a lot of people on here are grammer nazi's, so they probably will hound you forever. Here are a few helpful tips to make things better for you:

A) when you want to reply to a post or start a thread, type what you're going to say into a word program and run the spell check. Then copy and paste the corrected post.

B) as much as you may think it's a time saver and cool, don't replace whole words with letters. It's annoying. Just type out are, not r, you, not u, etc. It will save you much flammage.

Post on with better results....
__________________.

The key to this quote is your first sentence, “Well, I know that a lot of people on here are grammer nazi’s…” because what you are really saying is, “A lot of people on here are grammer nazi’s…and most of the different users you see flaming noobs are all really me!”

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

I'm back! this is my I'm back intro! I'ms till the same old me. I don't expect the miracle that everyone will still like me after all that happened, but i'm just glad that Weaselboy believes me!

I've missed everyone so much. no matter how anyone feels about me now, i've still missed you all so much.!

The above statement sound’s endearing…until one thinks back to the psychotic bitch/bastard boyfriend/girlfriend who just wouldn’t leave you alone, even after you paid the fifty bucks for the writ restraining them of coming within 100ft of your person, “I’ve missed you so much, I don’t care how you feel about me, all that matters is how I feel about you! I love you so much! You’re like my Jodi Foster…”

So you go out and buy a Taser, a .454 Casul, a Jim Bowie knife, and you sleep with all that under your pillow…but you don’t sleep because every little noise in the dead of night might really be him or her, and you’ve become obsessed with checking your underwear drawer hourly; taking count to make sure every pair is present and accounted for…

Cause if even one pair is missing?

You know she or he is hiding somewhere in the house, probably a closet, with the undies over his or her head…sniffing the crotch and trying to reconstitute the pee stains with desperate saliva.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Damn! Wolfie isn't back for even a week and she's already knocking the crap out of the newbies. Can i just say, it so nice to have someone to do that agin. Reading your flames is always a treat, Wolfie!

Love the patch Giga!

And jane, that is just frickin icky! :shock:

In the above post you go from psychotic newbie killing suckup, to complimentary suckup, to shocked suck up. Perhaps the advice you *meant* to give in your recent post on sucking up was that; sucking up is a bad idea because it never worked well for yourself?

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Okay, shay. First things first. On this site, A literary site, we all prefer to be able to read a post without having to guess what it is you are trying to spell. So brush up on the spelling and just a hint....Computer chat room lingo and slang are a big no no here. if we all wanted to pull our hair out trying to understand this stuff, we could hop on over to a Yahoo chat room. So leave it out!

Also, please learn to punctuate your posts. I hate reading someones post in my head and feeling like I have run out of breath! Which i just felt from reading your post.

just incase you think I'm being mean, Im not. You're lucky i got to you before any of the Elders did. I suggest you read the "for the Newbies" thread before you post anywhere else on here. Other then that....Willkommen Fremde! glucklich zu sehen! Bleibe!

The above (pretty much) stands for itself…as a surrealistic, ironic signpost, which doth read, “Dont b so stuped.”

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Lots and lots of intellectual discussions going on around here. I feel like i would like to say something to the contribute to the topic, but after i read all the posts, someone else has already said what i was going to and in a much better way then i could have possibly written. It's a bit frustrating. Oh well

These damn rehearsals are killing me. Six days a week of dancing four hours a day really hurts! And its not even to the third week yet. But it will be worth it. When i get some pictures of the cast and costumes and in particularly me i will post them in the pics area.

Oh! I got a new car! It rocks, but it doesn't have a cd player :x Oh well. have to take what you can get.

I must hand it to you; you are very skilled at the art of this for that, as is evident in the above posting. Here we see you slather the collective borad’s kawk and klit, in the old ‘two for me one for you’ LooneyToons-Yosemite-Sam-Divvying-Up-The-Gold-With-Bugs format. Good for you!

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Well, Xnguela, I have to apologize. I didn't realize that i was only allowed to point out the stupidity of people when you think I've been here long enough. PLease forgive me for. :roll:

The above is a bit O treasure. There you get all condescending because: Someone told you grammer (grammar) isn’t such a big deal after all, and you should retard your anger just a bit.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Wow, what an insanely stupid thing to do.

Dear Bret,
My name is Bodnoirbabe. You have to be a dumb person to actually post a phone number and an address on the web! It's not that hard to find out where you live, especially since you included your name and your phone number and the general vicinity that you live in. I sincerely hope no crazies decide to take advantage of your stupidity and hack you to pieces. A bit of advice for you. No one makes friends by advertisment unless you go to Eharmony or one of those other stupid hook-up boards. This place is not your dating service. And puting yourself out there like that only makes you look pathetic...

Yeah, putting yourself out there like that DOES only makes you look pathetic, took the words right out of my mouth, so you did.

So you did.

OKay, and? We know you don't like me. Never asked you TO like me, or the things i do. What's your point? You're just saying the same stuff you've all been saying, taking more quotes out of context and making them seem horrible with your little interpretative twists.

so, yeah, go ahead, keep bringing it all up. I guess YOU all have nothing better to do then to constantly attack me. Have fun.

oh, and as far as the things i've told newbs, they were all nice. No matter what i did at this site, doesn't mean that i can't give real advice. I mean, seriously. Most of those are me telling someone to not use bad grammer and spelling. Something that we all appreciate around here. SO just because i said it first, all of a sudden it's crap? I mean, good spelling and grammer is just common curtisy(sp?). So even if i am not liked at a site, i still like to be able to make sense of the posts.

also, the other things, flaming someone. like that guy who posted his phone number and address. Yeah, i wasn't the only one that flamed him, and i know i was a lot nicer then some other people. But i said i have no problem with dickheads being flamed. I enjoy it as much as the next person. But when someone gets flamed for no good reason, that's not right. And that's what gets me mad. So yeah, i flame asshats. i DON"T however flame people that are trying to participate and have good intentions.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

OKay, and? We know you don't like me.

We? Are you referencing all your different personalities and logon id’s?

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Never asked you TO like me, or the things i do. What's your point?

You practically begged to be liked. You were like Sally Fields at the Oscars, until the bandit smoked you, and then it all went down hill.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

so, yeah, go ahead, keep bringing it all up. I guess YOU all have nothing better to do then to constantly attack me. Have fun.

Hey, you integrity checked me first, so instead of getting all sullen and defeatist about it…reach down and give your hairy figs a squeeze. If you accuse me of doing a thing, then it is my right to defend my position…and it would help your position if you weren’t guilty of the very thing you are accusing me of, and I actually legitimate in my actions.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

oh, and as far as the things i've told newbs, they were all nice.

Really? Really? Do I really need to go back and pull up all your Sandmanhero quotes to noobs? Cause I can, and it’s not like I don’t have anything better to do (I do) but the smell of blood really works my choppers into a frenzy…

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

No matter what i did at this site, doesn't mean that i can't give real advice.

Except you give advice on grammer (grammar) and you can’t even get it right yourself. Don’t you see the irony in that?

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

I mean, seriously. Most of those are me telling someone to not use bad grammer

Grammar.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

and spelling. Something that we all appreciate around here.

Which some very few of us go out of our way to berate someone for, except in the most extreme circumstances.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

SO just because i said it first, all of a sudden it's crap? I mean, good spelling and grammer is just common curtisy(sp?). So even if i am not liked at a site, i still like to be able to make sense of the posts.

Grammar/courtesy.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

also, the other things, flaming someone. like that guy who posted his phone number and address. Yeah, i wasn't the only one that flamed him, and i know i was a lot nicer then

Than

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

But i said i have no problem with dickheads being flamed. I enjoy it as much as the next person.

I don’t think the rest of us enjoy it as much as see it as a necessity. Most of us do it (on principle) as a fight or flight response, which stems from territorial urges to protect the nest. As for who decides what or who constitutes a board dickhead, is that something only you can decide? I must have missed that memo.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

But when someone gets flamed for no good reason,

See, this is where you are wrong. And you are wrong because maybe you identified with the person I flamed a little to well? Maybe you saw something of you in her, him, it? Which is your right, and I have no problem on being called on it, but when you call me on it expect to get a response (either in the positive or negative) and expect me to back my shit up.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

that's not right. And that's what gets me mad. So yeah, i flame asshats. i DON"T however flame people that are trying to participate and have good intentions.

And you know who has good intentions?

As for what gets you mad? I think the last month’s postings gives some definition on what and who makes you mad. I think, perhaps, you should go back and review yourself, take a self imposed hiatus, and come back after a while with a better outlook on shit. Because right now you’re just a ticking time bomb of self-destruction, and digging yourself a deeper grave.

[Abstract Thought]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

also, the other things, flaming someone. like that guy who posted his phone number and address. Yeah, i wasn't the only one that flamed him, and i know i was a lot nicer then some other people. But i said i have no problem with dickheads being flamed. I enjoy it as much as the next person. But when someone gets flamed for no good reason, that's not right. And that's what gets me mad. So yeah, i flame asshats. i DON"T however flame people that are trying to participate and have good intentions.

Quit explaining yourself, dolly douchebag, and fuckin' defend yourself. This isn't openteendiary; save your drama queen cries for discussion and feelings for your weekly "stupid cunts anonymous" meetings, ya bleating sheep. I'm in no mood for your sniveling excuses, and so help me, you're gonna fight back or have your melon head launched into a one on one meeting with a fan blade.

You say that you "enjoy" flaming- so shouldn't you be having a ball right now? I mean, damn, this thread has morphed into a one woman rotisserie-I can smell the bacon on your fatback bubbling from here, you sizzling shit.

And then comes the kicker- "i DONT however flame people that are trying to participate and have good intentions." Uh, Excuse me, ya walking, talking, ramblin' mass of roadkill, but you don't flame anyone period. You lame little fuck, i've seen packets of sun flower seeds that are more threatening than you.

Get your act together, crybaby. Flame me. Fuck, go and steal some lines if you have to. I'll bust you on it, but for a brief nanosecond of your day, you can feel like you've accomplished something more than getting smashed into smithereens.

[MrMaelstrom]

I believe it's up to me and EPS as moderators, and Amelia as administrator to decide what exactly constitutes "flaming for no good reasons".

You can still flame whichever way you want, but the tide might turn on you (as it did).

I recommend bringing it up to me or EPS if you think a member is going for the "extra crispy" value meal without need, before turning the board members against you (no matter how right you might be).

It probably wouldn't have come to this, if there hadn't been previous episodes of this sort of thing.

Me? I think Tstone was a bit too harsh. Did I get to read it? no. did I get to reply? no, 'cause some member decided it was up to her to clear things up.

Even if Tstone was out of line (which he wasn't if you consider his line of reasoning), you must remember that he is a lot more popular amongst the rest of the members than you are.

This, of course, isn't fair, but when someone contributes as much as him to the forums, be it as a film or music critic, be it as someone who can cut through the bullshit of someone else's arguement, the simple fact remains: he contributes a lot to the boards in a positive way, which is more than I can say for you, who seem to be nosing through the boards looking for something to "contructively criticize".

Is this "popular members" getting away with something fair? No, and such is life. I'm not fair either, so there ain't no use complaining.

Contribute. Post something meaningfull and new. Try and bring a new perspective to an arguement, and maybe then we'll let you get away with some of this drama.


Take Abstract, for example. All s/he does is flame, but s/he does it so well and in such a wonderfully inventive and original way, that I think they count as literary works and not just insults. S/he brings something new.

You didn't. We had a few like you before and I suspect we'll have more in the future, but it's you we're dealing with today, and I'm finding it harder and harder to find a reason for you to remain here.

If it comes to that, I hope you won't go away mad, but that you just go away.


Shit, man. I go out of the house so I don't put up with my kids and I come online to put up with the kids of strangers? WTF?!



p.s. no ladies, for the record, there hasn't been a woman thats' stupid enough to mix up her genes with mine.....YET!!!

but from what I read around here these days, the gene pool just might be getting stupid enough for me to procreate one of these days.... ...and then you'll tremble!!!!

[punkirony]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

no ladies, for the record, there hasn't been a woman thats' stupid enough to mix up her genes with mine.....YET!!!

Mael babies? Freakin swwweet!

[Kettu]

...who the hell is bodnoirbabe?

oh and Mael, I could set you up with my sister. that is, if you like finnish bitches.

[punkirony]

Originally Posted by Kettu

...who the hell is bodnoirbabe?

Ug...Newb, you just haven't been here long enough to understand the history of issues with bodnoirbabe. Go back to posts about a little less than a year ago and you might understand.

The main thing is that bodnoirbabe was kicked out a while ago for being stupid and making a whole bunch of aliases to be able to stay on Gothic.net. But she was busted and was tripply kicked out. And now she's back to make an even more hypocritical bitch of herself.

So...I think I've covered the high points.

[edible_eye]

[AlKilyu]

She's gone again, fyi.

[edible_eye]

i figured she was - but what? that doesn't mean you can appreciate THAT pic? he's got a moon head.

[AlKilyu]

HAHAHAHAHA how the hell did I miss that? It must not have loaded the first time. :P