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07-05-2007, 04:43 AM
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This is what would happen if women ruled the world...
America gets her period, blows up France :
[Telephone rings].
America : Hello? Ms. President speaking.
France : Yeah, you bitch, you just nuked my country, and I want to know why.
America : Oh, I think you know, you stupid cow.
The End.
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07-05-2007, 05:22 AM
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No. America would be *late*. She's kind of slutty and doesn't think to use protection before she acts. Then she'd make everyone pay for her drunken indiscretion.
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07-05-2007, 10:26 AM
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And France, being a bit loose of tongue after a few too many vin rouges, let slip to Britain about America's indiscretion, leading to a steely silence and lots of bitching to the UN. Britain herself may be a binge-drinking knickerless hussy, but she's a damn hypocritical one while she's at it :P
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07-05-2007, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Hahaha I love you guys!
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07-05-2007, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
No. America would be *late*. She's kind of slutty and doesn't think to use protection before she acts. Then she'd make everyone pay for her drunken indiscretion.
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Well France should not have taken advantage of America when she was drunk anyway. 
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07-05-2007, 11:07 AM
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China and Japan go to war because they wore the same outfit to a summit meeting.
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07-05-2007, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Eveyone hates Argentina. Her boobs and her hips are better. And how does she keep that tiny waist?
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07-05-2007, 12:27 PM
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Mexico is getting slapped because he keeps confusing Japan for New Zealand.
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07-05-2007, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Greece and Italy are in a dire cat fight over the irresistable Spain.
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07-05-2007, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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During that time, Portugal is crying her eyes out at the loss of losing Spain to either of them.
Australia and New Zealand sit back and watch the drama play out like a soap opera.
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07-05-2007, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Canada brings them a bottle of bourbon.
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07-05-2007, 02:37 PM
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Which Britain polishes off in ten seconds flat, before falling flat on her face and flashing all her 'goods' to Poland. Not for the first time, of course.
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07-05-2007, 02:51 PM
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I've always wondered if we would live underground if women ruled the world.
Towers are a phallic symbol, after all.
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-05-2007, 03:04 PM
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If chicks ruled the world, we'd all be dead. PMS, man, it's a killer.
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07-05-2007, 03:13 PM
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No, all you male-types would be tied to posts and kept purely for recreation/procreation.
I know women can, with scientific intervention, breed without men, but where would the fun be in that? Give me man on a stick any day...
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07-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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Nevermind this post, can't delete it >.<
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07-05-2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by psyches_reflection
No, all you male-types would be tied to posts and kept purely for recreation/procreation.
I know women can, with scientific intervention, breed without men, but where would the fun be in that? Give me man on a stick any day...
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Men don't particularly need chicks either. We invented test tube babies and cloning!
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07-05-2007, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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51% of the world is female though.
We win by majority vote of who deserves to be sex slaves.
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07-05-2007, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Men don't particularly need chicks either. We invented test tube babies and cloning!
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Are you seriously going to carry and pass a fully grown child on your own? Because growing them in jars just wont work. You NEED us.
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07-05-2007, 03:48 PM
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OK, well, I'll look after the kid, you go build me a house and make enough money to feed all three of us. Deal?
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07-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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HA! I'm an art student, matey, if I could make enough money to feed a small bird then I'm doing well.
If YOU can invent test tube babies and cloning, then surely you're clever enough to support yourself and look after the sprog. Duh.
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07-05-2007, 03:54 PM
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She's got you there Duck.
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07-05-2007, 03:56 PM
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My point is that my Father built the house he's living in and went to work while his making friends. I'm yet to meet a female who would do that. I'm not saying all chicks can't / won't, just that if there are females like this, then I've never met one.
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07-05-2007, 03:58 PM
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I certainly wouldn't. I would restore a house, but not build from the ground up. Building a house and building a set are two very different things.
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07-05-2007, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I've always wondered if we would live underground if women ruled the world.
Towers are a phallic symbol, after all.
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So we would live in valleys? O_o
:: ba-dump bump ::
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