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10-16-2007, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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How about a Bottle of V1@groin!
Hello, my name is Pleebert W. Smoov. Does your groin feel inadequate? Can your loved ones not help but laugh at the sight of it? Change your life* by giving me your credit card information and pin number, and you'll get a "free" bottle of doctor-acknowledged V1@groin, the latest trend in groin enrichment supplements. V1@groin was developed by researchers** using the best ingredients^, and to whom I owe a large portion of the profit or I might find yself-may in oncrete-kay ooze-shay. Please^^, get a bottle today. You owe it to yourself, and I owe it to my rather "sharky" creditors.
*Not guaranteed for the better
**Usurers
^From a spice rack
^^For the love of God
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10-16-2007, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Are you posting this cuz it worked for you? ; D
This is a new low, Sir Troll
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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10-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Originally Posted by raggedyanne
Are you posting this cuz it worked for you? ; D
This is a new low, Sir Troll
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I'll tell you what'll be a new low, cuz, your groin post-V1@groin! Call today! Or perhaps you're just jealous that I'm going to bilk more bills out of these suckers than you can ever dream of doing yourself.
Oh, yeah, I forgot: How do I know V1@groin works? Just ask my wife {both winks and smiles}.
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10-16-2007, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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lol smoov, tis a brilliant post
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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10-16-2007, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Originally Posted by Wormboy
lol smoov, tis a brilliant post
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If you think the post was brilliant, you should try the product! V1@groin combines the highest quality snake oil with all the high-fructose corn syrup you can drive into your broke-ass mouth.
$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$
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10-16-2007, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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lol im good smoov, its hard enough to buy pants as it is
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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10-16-2007, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov
Hello, my name is Pleebert W. Smoov. Does your groin feel inadequate? Can your loved ones not help but laugh at the sight of it? Change your life* by giving me your credit card information and pin number, and you'll get a "free" bottle of doctor-acknowledged V1@groin, the latest trend in groin enrichment supplements. V1@groin was developed by researchers** using the best ingredients^, and to whom I owe a large portion of the profit or I might find yself-may in oncrete-kay ooze-shay. Please^^, get a bottle today. You owe it to yourself, and I owe it to my rather "sharky" creditors.
*Not guaranteed for the better
**Usurers
^From a spice rack
^^For the love of God
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You'd do better business selling this over at the emo boards...
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10-17-2007, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
You'd do better business selling this over at the emo boards...
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Just a quick joke to loosen your pockets. What is the least psychologically healthy river in the world? Give up? DA NILE!
Speaking of which, it sounds like somebody might have a case of it, somebody named Beneath the Shadows. Why don't you exchange your case of denial for a case of... say... V1@GROIN!!!!!
If you don't believe me, just take a peep at this persuasive chart:
Before: 8-
After: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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