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Old 11-11-2005, 02:16 PM   #1
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Oahspe

Oahspe: A new Bible in the words of Jehovih and his angel Embassadors; A sacred history of the Dominion of the Higher and Lower Heavens on the Earth for the Past Twenty-four Thousand Years.It was published in 1882 and has since become a spiritualistic classic.

In a dense, imitation biblical style, Oahspe recounts the deeds of the creator Jehovih and his angels, and the creation of Man, an immortal being:

"At the time of the creation of man, the earth was traveling in the arc of Wan, where dwell thousands of Orian chiefs, with thousands of millions of high-raised angels.
The Holy Council of Orian Chiefs, through the Wisdom and voice of Jehovih, appointed one of their number, Sethantes, to take charge of the earth, and to people it with immortal beings, during its travel in Wan.
The rank and title of sethantes, thus raised up by Jehovih, Creator of worlds, was first god of the earth and her heavens."

Has anyone ever heard of the Oahspe movement? I just gave a brief introductory to it. I don't think lot of you have. Please do post your comments on Oahspe.
 
Old 11-11-2005, 02:21 PM   #2
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:05 PM   #4
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Oahspe: A new Bible in the words of Jehovih and his angel Embassadors; A sacred history of the Dominion of the Higher and Lower Heavens on the Earth for the Past Twenty-four Thousand Years.It was published in 1882 and has since become a spiritualistic classic.

In a dense, imitation biblical style, Oahspe recounts the deeds of the creator Jehovih and his angels, and the creation of Man, an immortal being:

"At the time of the creation of man, the earth was traveling in the arc of Wan, where dwell thousands of Orian chiefs, with thousands of millions of high-raised angels.
The Holy Council of Orian Chiefs, through the Wisdom and voice of Jehovih, appointed one of their number, Sethantes, to take charge of the earth, and to people it with immortal beings, during its travel in Wan.
The rank and title of sethantes, thus raised up by Jehovih, Creator of worlds, was first god of the earth and her heavens."

Has anyone ever heard of the Oahspe movement? I just gave a brief introductory to it. I don't think lot of you have. Please do post your comments on Oahspe.
No one cares. Post your drivel on some other site.
 
Old 11-11-2005, 11:01 PM   #6
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Sounds good Santarea, I think I'll join you.
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:49 AM   #7
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Has anyone ever heard of the Oahspe movement? I just gave a brief introductory to it. I don't think lot of you have. Please do post your comments on Oahspe.
No Rabbit I don't think anyone has heard of the Oahspe movement but I'm sure they've heard of the me kicking you repeitively in the head movement...everything you say is stupid and no one values your opinions...well I certainly don't. Go die.
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So...basically John sat at this new invention called a "type writer" and commenced to beat the poor thing senseless with a stream of conscious regurgitation of the KJV Bible and called it Oahspe?

And...it's a religion.

Why?

Do you hate us that much to constantly torture us with such idiocy?
 
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Before you post something fucking whiney about how we are closed minded and such...i just finished reading all eight chapers of Book of Jehovih...

...and i stand by my original statement of "a stream of conscious regurgitation of the KJV Bible"...

Anyone else wish to torture themselves, fucktwit didn't even have enough knowledge of this...'religion'...to post a link to the texts, here it is http://www.sacred-texts.com/oah/oah/index.htm . i'd rather stick with Catholicism.
 
Old 11-12-2005, 06:25 AM   #10
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I've never tasted rabbit before. Has anyone out there got a good recipe before someone fills his ass full of lead?
 
Old 11-12-2005, 06:32 AM   #11
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I never knew I can hate a rabbit.

This rabbit peaches about Oahspe, Soul Travel and thinks that bullies are homosexuals.

One day, he will be peaching that rabbits created God.
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Old 11-12-2005, 09:45 AM   #12
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Juliet Bathory, for a good recipe check the bully-homosexual (or something like that) thread. Though it is said that this rabbit won't taste to good, even when well prepared.

I do respect him for living up to the rules of his religion, "when flamed, turn the other cheek so they can flame that as well."
I do hope he runs outa cheeks soon.
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Awww, come on.
I liked what he said. That Oahspe thing sound worth reading. I bet it's a very amazing literary work.
Please don't get mad people, but, can I know a little more about it?
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You are new and probably never saw Morgantyr or the many DCreep-like usernames that followed. Well he's back as Rabbit, and once again we are in the process of converting information gathered from his IP(s).

There's a place you can do alllll the research you want.
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lol, good point
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Old 11-12-2005, 08:09 PM   #17
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When God comes back to destroy the world this Rabbit guy will be his reason. Also maybe, Alanis Morissette.
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Old 11-12-2005, 08:13 PM   #18
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Hey, Rabbit.

Please try http://www.embracingmystery.org/forum/. It's a philosophy forum that might be better for this kind of topic. Be careful, though, there's lots of those "Otherkin" losers on there.
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Old 11-12-2005, 08:27 PM   #19
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Maybe if you re-arrange the letters it makes sense...

Shape-o?
He-soap?
O, a shep?
A, she po?

...nope, didn't work.
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Old 11-12-2005, 08:29 PM   #20
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He wouldn't fare well anywhere. He's the genius that surmised I am really Japanese. He too (not in that thread) blames his outrage on Alkilyu making fun of him, which in that case I hadn't prior to him questioning my heritage...
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Old 11-13-2005, 09:29 PM   #21
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Well i'll be damned (and i surely am) BunnyBoy is AfroScot.

ROFLMAO.

i'm not going to pick on him anymore, he's so pathetic it's too easy.
 
Old 11-13-2005, 09:43 PM   #22
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i DON'T HAVE AN AFRO YOU FUCKING FAGGADY COCK SUCKING JAP!!!!!!!! I'LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT!!!!!


His words not mine!
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Old 11-13-2005, 10:06 PM   #23
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Back your shit up, or back the fuck up BunnyBoy.

Find it where i said something racist. Hell, i'd be satisfied if you took something i said out of context. You can't even do that.

Ignorance?
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Old 11-13-2005, 10:16 PM   #24
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LMAO.

Great comeback you got there. lol.

Yet, you failed. Again.


BTW, i can benchpress more than you weigh, i doubt you can knock me out.

Last edited by tekajo; 11-13-2005 at 10:17 PM. Reason: forgot something ;)
 
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Tejako: life got to him already. Anything we do now is just going along with the cruel plan fate already has for him.
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