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02-20-2008, 02:22 PM
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Jesus Saves :)
OK this is inspired by the Unofficial Religion thread where lots of people are bashing religion.
If you are not religious you are welcome here, but if you hate religion then this is not the thread for you, please do not turn it negative.
People who are saved or who want to be saved.. describe your experiences with Jesus. I will talk about mine later if people reply.
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02-20-2008, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I'mma Stab Mary, Holy Mother Of The Baby Jesus, In Her Vajayjay!!!
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02-20-2008, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Dear little Baby Jesus sitting in the manger all magestic
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-20-2008, 02:26 PM
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I look like Jesus.
Only I'm cuter.
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02-20-2008, 02:27 PM
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Fine, enjoy Hell.
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02-20-2008, 02:34 PM
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I got a condo there.
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02-20-2008, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Can I sublet it?
I have nowhere to go on Sundays, with everyone wanting to be on God's good side and all.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-20-2008, 02:45 PM
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OK, but NO parties!
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02-20-2008, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Almost choked on Jesus, they should warn former Protestants about the fucker in the King Cake.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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02-20-2008, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Fine, enjoy Hell.
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Aww and you said not to turn it negative!
I will do my best to keep my terribly evil, pagan self from spoiling your jesus laden thread.....
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02-20-2008, 02:54 PM
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Sorry about that, I should have warned about how big my penis is.
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02-20-2008, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Hahaha, I don't mean to be a killjoy but this is a thread for Jesus, could you possibly make one of your own to joke around in? 
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02-20-2008, 02:55 PM
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So, seeing as I look like Jesus, is this another thread about me?
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02-20-2008, 02:57 PM
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But if we are joking about Jesus, then the jokes belong in teh Jebus thread, no?
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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02-20-2008, 02:59 PM
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Good point.
You make a very valid point.
Molly made a rather interesting point.
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02-20-2008, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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No parties in hell?
How is that hell?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-20-2008, 03:02 PM
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Just in my house.
I got it just how I like it.
I don't want you and your wacky friends comin' in, cleaning everything up.
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02-20-2008, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
But if we are joking about Jesus, then the jokes belong in teh Jebus thread, no?
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Well no, lol. I can see how you might think that, after all God has a sense of humour, but this is a thread for serious discussion of how you got saved or if you would like to be saved.
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02-20-2008, 03:05 PM
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Wow... the sardonic is lost on you. Get a net with a 20 foot reach, you may catch it next time.
Not saved, nto Christian. enjoy your faith of sorrows, I will enjoy mine of breath.
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02-20-2008, 03:05 PM
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OBVIOUSLY God has a sense of humour. He made you.
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02-20-2008, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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You may find that your thread will become a hotbed of religious bickering and mockery. Your religion is more than slightly less than popular here ( or so it has always seemed since I joined ) .
If people wish to be " saved " they will no doubt visit a church of some sort. Not come here.
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02-20-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I got saved.
From dogmaticism.
When I reached the age of reason.
Praise be Jeebus!!
For being so contradictory that it was impossible not to stop believing in him and start believing in myself. Kisses and hugs for our best imaginary friend
(Invisible blasphemy/truth)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-20-2008, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
You may find that your thread will become a hotbed of religious bickering and mockery. Your religion is more than slightly less than popular here ( or so it has always seemed since I joined ) .
If people wish to be " saved " they will no doubt visit a church of some sort. Not come here.
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But I am not trying to recruit people to my faith, merely to discuss it with likeminded people. It's not like I am knocking on your door shoving my religion down your throat. I hate the way everyone assumes all Christians are trying to force it on them, all I want to do is discuss the one good thing in my life with other Christians, what is wrong with that?
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02-20-2008, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by weepingblood
merely to discuss it with likeminded people.
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Likeminded people? Christians?
Please, remember, we are a gothic!
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-20-2008, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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all your bibles are belong to us.
go to a christian forum.
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