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Forum: Music 01-02-2013, 11:34 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 6,811
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I like 'the wrong crowd' best one we have so...

I like 'the wrong crowd'
best one we have so far is 'at the time of his kidnapping'
Forum: Politics 12-29-2012, 11:07 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 552,089
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Remember Dirty Harry? Basically this guy the...

Remember Dirty Harry? Basically this guy the Scorpio Killer is on a sniping spree; Clint Eastwood totally has his number, but is flummoxed by pesky Miranda rights and constitutional provisions...
Forum: Music 12-10-2012, 10:35 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 6,811
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Goth band names go

not of existing goth bands, new ones
Forum: Politics 10-11-2012, 12:54 AM
Replies: 285
Views: 55,282
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I forgot something. Speaking of Stalinist Russia,...

I forgot something. Speaking of Stalinist Russia, The Master and Margarita is a great book. You should all check it out, if you haven't already. It's goffik.
Forum: Politics 10-11-2012, 12:40 AM
Replies: 285
Views: 55,282
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Is it really beyond your ken, Versus? I think an...

Is it really beyond your ken, Versus? I think an analogy to the early Soviet period is apt, if I may say so without shaming the memory of the millions who perished by purge, pogrom, and ill-conceived...
Forum: Politics 07-25-2012, 10:13 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,665
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I remember everything ...

I remember everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnh6bY3E1yA&feature=related
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-08-2011, 12:02 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,011
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I have an Ecco the Dolphin ROM on my computer....

I have an Ecco the Dolphin ROM on my computer. Dolphins fucking rule.
Forum: Whining 11-08-2011, 11:49 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,384
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Roommate trouble

Two new roommates moved in with me last week. From what I can ascertain, one is an out-of-work graphic designer cum amateur Flamenco dancer, the other is an engineering grad student at MIT, and both...
Forum: Whining 11-01-2011, 08:31 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,633
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yale? I wouldn't be caught dead at old Eli's...

Yale? I wouldn't be caught dead at old Eli's trade school. Veritas, bitches.

But who the hell are you and whence comes this distorted knowledge of my life? Did my senile grandma get on here and...
Forum: Whining 10-31-2011, 01:52 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,633
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You better work on that attitude before Jesus...

You better work on that attitude before Jesus comes back.
Forum: Whining 10-31-2011, 03:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,633
Posted By gothicusmaximus
God, I fucking miss Gothic.net. Where else can I...

God, I fucking miss Gothic.net. Where else can I find "at least until the new year(Xian, not Pagan)"?
Forum: Whining 01-15-2011, 02:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,862
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Used to have these fucks too. It was hell. I fell...

Used to have these fucks too. It was hell. I fell to my knees and wept when at last we routed them. For a while I thought they were just going to slowly eat me.
Forum: Politics 11-02-2010, 07:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,605
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Is it just me...

or are they all drunk on MSNBC right now?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 10-21-2010, 10:42 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,061,590
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Enter the Void. Great date movie.

Enter the Void. Great date movie.
Forum: General 10-07-2010, 01:14 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 6,471
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Identify something you like about a moron

We tend to dehumanize the frequent targets of ridicule here on gothic.net, forgetting that these members, with perhaps some notable exceptions, are nuanced individuals who demonstrate at the very...
Forum: General 10-07-2010, 12:52 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 4,938,547
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Anarasha, fucking keep your head shaven....

Anarasha, fucking keep your head shaven. Seriously, with the buzz cut your appearance suggests a basement-dwelling, mouth-breathing replica pistol collector, and your long hair makes even that look...
Forum: Spooky News 09-28-2010, 03:08 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,002
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Maybe OnyxBat is a troll.

Maybe OnyxBat is a troll.
Forum: Fashion 09-28-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,925
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I just saw someone walking down the street...

I just saw someone walking down the street wearing this shirt.
Forum: Whining 09-26-2010, 08:05 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Mad Men is too good. It's infuriatingly good. ITS...

Mad Men is too good. It's infuriatingly good. ITS QUALITY IS... MADDENING.
Forum: General 09-26-2010, 07:50 AM
Replies: 385
Views: 35,604
Posted By gothicusmaximus
This. Despanan, you're hacking at the branches....

This. Despanan, you're hacking at the branches. Religion isn't the root of human stupidity. Human stupidity is the root of religion.
History has shown that people, when seeking justification for a...
Forum: General 09-25-2010, 11:33 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 9,636
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm throwing a party, the theme of which is the...

I'm throwing a party, the theme of which is the vague dread of graduating college and hurtling toward an uncertain future. In that spirit, I think I'm going to dress as an alcoholic lawyer.
Forum: Whining 09-24-2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,357
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Online dating is like D&D-- not inherently for...

Online dating is like D&D-- not inherently for assholes, but powerfully stigmatized. Just as teenagers generally only resort D&D when some already-present, undisguisable defect prevents them from...
Forum: Whining 09-24-2010, 04:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,357
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Dude, very rarely does anyone remain friends with...

Dude, very rarely does anyone remain friends with an ex, save in the most superficial sense.
Don't beat yourself up over it. Now that you're single, you should focus on a different kind of beating....
Forum: Whining 09-23-2010, 02:49 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Federal tax benefits for married couples are...

Federal tax benefits for married couples are social engineering, plain and simple. Private enterprises really should be permitted to discriminate either, but the practices of such enterprises are...
Forum: Fashion 09-22-2010, 08:54 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,925
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I stand corrected, though I do believe the...

I stand corrected, though I do believe the restrictions exist to ensure that the National Mall continues looking majestic.



Swinging, while admittedly possible, would nevertheless be way lamer...
Forum: Fashion 09-22-2010, 11:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,925
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You know, I was thinking the other day-- what if...

You know, I was thinking the other day-- what if Spider-Man lived in Washington, D.C? There would be way more crime to fight, but nothing really on which to web swing, as no structure is permitted to...
Forum: General 09-19-2010, 09:37 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,049
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I like this guy. Usually people who own swords...

I like this guy. Usually people who own swords have pretensions of adherence to bushido or some antiquated honor code, but this dude is totally down to take PCP, strap on a bulletproof vest, and hide...
Forum: General 09-19-2010, 09:20 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,749
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I hate 'artists'. Also, Life of Pi...

I hate 'artists'.

Also,


Life of Pi is pretty good. I like that book.
Forum: General 09-16-2010, 02:24 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I would totally do this. 50/hour and free clothes...

I would totally do this. 50/hour and free clothes to cuddle with some lesbian? Too bad I don't live in Dallas.
Forum: General 09-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Aethling, your most recent post muddles two...

Aethling, your most recent post muddles two concepts. I acknowledged that morality is entirely based on feelings, that what one considers 'good' proceeds directly from what makes him feel good....
Forum: General 09-12-2010, 12:18 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I know that, in the Bible, there can be no...

I know that, in the Bible, there can be no salvation without faith, and I know that the Bible instructs Christians to expect persecution and ridicule. The question, however, remains: why do you...
Forum: General 09-11-2010, 05:38 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Explain why belief in your god is more legitimate...

Explain why belief in your god is more legitimate than belief in my unicorn bigfoot.



You must acknowledge, then, that your faith is wholly independent of logic, and based entirely on...
Forum: General 09-11-2010, 01:32 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Your position is illogical. As gothic.net's...

Your position is illogical. As gothic.net's dedicated but swiftly shrinking bloc of reasonable members has explained countless times, logic correlates absence of evidence with evidence of absence. ...
Forum: Whining 09-11-2010, 12:35 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Bitch leaves full glass of water by the side of...

Bitch leaves full glass of water by the side of the bed.
I get up to go to the bathroom, and knock the glass over. It spills on my belt, damaging the leather.
My face....
Forum: Fashion 09-08-2010, 08:55 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,703
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I think this is the first time gothic.net has...

I think this is the first time gothic.net has ever accomplished something actually positive.
Forum: Fashion 09-07-2010, 09:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,703
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yes, I'd say you should have mentioned your...

Yes, I'd say you should have mentioned your financial concerns in your original post, but, more importantly, you shouldn't have made your outrageously juvenile, inconsiderate attitude so abundantly...
Forum: Fashion 09-05-2010, 03:52 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,703
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Alternatively, you could not selfishly refuse to...

Alternatively, you could not selfishly refuse to indulge your 6-year-old child on fucking Halloween.
Forum: Whining 09-05-2010, 03:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,016
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I miss her psychotic boyfriend, who called...

I miss her psychotic boyfriend, who called gothic.net a 'batch of fiends', dedicated to 'ruining the world one strain of morality at a time'.
Forum: Whining 08-30-2010, 12:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,204
Posted By gothicusmaximus
OnyxBat is definitely a genuine idiot. I speak...

OnyxBat is definitely a genuine idiot. I speak from painful experience when I caution that you can't get too hairtrigger with the troll identification, as there was a good three week period for which...
Forum: Whining 08-30-2010, 11:33 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,204
Posted By gothicusmaximus
As I see it, the guy took you out for pizza in an...

As I see it, the guy took you out for pizza in an effort to soften the blow of discovering that your pet's life was in danger. You then threw an embarrassingly loud public tantrum about how your...
Forum: Whining 08-28-2010, 10:38 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
What previous comments? I don't recall having...

What previous comments? I don't recall having made any outrageously sexist comments to the effect that women are only of value insofar as one can bone them.
Regardless, that post was just a...
Forum: General 08-27-2010, 12:02 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,464
Posted By gothicusmaximus
"oh... it was just a dream. I'm still a...

"oh... it was just a dream. I'm still a paraplegic and I'll never play football again."
Forum: Whining 08-26-2010, 11:42 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I really should try meeting a girl and not having...

I really should try meeting a girl and not having sex with her.
Forum: Spooky News 08-25-2010, 11:20 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 12,515
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I've got something hilarious. ...

I've got something hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w

You're all welcome.
Forum: General 08-25-2010, 09:08 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yo Despanan. I rolled by your open mic last...

Yo Despanan. I rolled by your open mic last night, but I couldn't find you. After an admittedly short while, I judged that I wasn't getting sufficiently trashed and didn't want to stand next to my...
Forum: General 08-24-2010, 10:28 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Don't know much about Crowley Don't know much...

Don't know much about Crowley
Don't know much about Nietzsche
Don't know many philosophy majors
Don't know many psychic new-agers

But I do know that I Existance
And I know if you Existance...
Forum: General 08-24-2010, 08:13 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Goddamn, has anyone else noticed that 50% of any...

Goddamn, has anyone else noticed that 50% of any discussion on gnet is composed of attempts to reconcile the well-reasoned position of some members with the groundless hocus pocus of other members by...
Forum: General 08-23-2010, 06:03 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,258
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I have a show at 8:30 tomorrow night. Afterwards...

I have a show at 8:30 tomorrow night. Afterwards I intend to get trashed, and after that I intend to get laid. You guys can possibly join me in the former activity, depending on your plans.
Forum: General 08-23-2010, 05:40 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,258
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm a double major in playwriting actually. ...

I'm a double major in playwriting actually.
TWO MAJORS. TWO THESES. TWO FACULTIES WITH WHOM I HAVE DEVELOPED A RAPPORT. TWO METRIC TONS OF BRAIN MATTER. TWO IN THE GOO ONE IN THE POO.
Forum: General 08-23-2010, 03:58 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,258
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Uh, hey Despanan, it's A PRIORI. Two words, bro. ...

Uh, hey Despanan, it's A PRIORI. Two words, bro.
I should remind you guys that I'm a Classics major. You know, Latin and Greek. That's my major. I take classes in the Classics department. I talk to...
Forum: General 08-20-2010, 08:50 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 28,489
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Forum: Whining 08-20-2010, 08:07 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 30,825
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Banning Anarasha is a deed of such sterling...

Banning Anarasha is a deed of such sterling nobility as to more than compensate for any deficiencies in virtue the admin has priorly displayed. Truly, he is a philosopher king.
Forum: Shill 08-19-2010, 12:26 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,241
Posted By gothicusmaximus
We genuinely don't know who is responsible. This...

We genuinely don't know who is responsible. This play enjoys widespread popularity within the asshole community.
Regardless, I don't think Weeds' viewership will take a hit.
Forum: Whining 08-19-2010, 12:19 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,666
Posted By gothicusmaximus
A few years ago, my mom picked me up from school...

A few years ago, my mom picked me up from school and asked gravely, "So, what are we going to do?" Observing my confusion, she continued, "You didn't hear?" I said I hadn't. "George Bush was...
Forum: General 08-19-2010, 11:59 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 16,024
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Okay, come the fuck on. He isn't 'scary'. He's a...

Okay, come the fuck on. He isn't 'scary'. He's a totally mundane American President. If you want to say he's doing a substandard job, that's fair, but calling him 'scary' is lowest common denominator...
Forum: General 08-14-2010, 12:57 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,717
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Let's you me and Despanan chill next time you're...

Let's you me and Despanan chill next time you're in the East Village.
Forum: General 08-13-2010, 11:28 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,717
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Kontan, do you live here now?

Kontan, do you live here now?
Forum: General 08-13-2010, 09:19 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 8,190
Posted By gothicusmaximus
There's nothing pretentious about the term...

There's nothing pretentious about the term 'postmodernism'. If anything, it's the least pretentious of all the words that could be contrived to describe the intellectual and artistic movement that...
Forum: General 08-11-2010, 09:48 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 16,024
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yeah, it's deeply sad, but true. Vyvian is still...

Yeah, it's deeply sad, but true. Vyvian is still a cloying try-hard, only now he imagines himself as a hard-drinking, acerbic badass rather than an anguished poet, which change is arguably for the...
Forum: General 08-10-2010, 03:59 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,199
Posted By gothicusmaximus
No one noticed you were...

No one noticed you were goooooooooooooooooooooooooone...
Forum: General 08-09-2010, 06:53 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 11,340
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Frank Miller is possibly the biggest fuck up of...

Frank Miller is possibly the biggest fuck up of all living artists. Even Roman Polanski, who ***** a tween, will be remembered primarily for Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, but I have no doubt that,...
Forum: Literature 08-09-2010, 06:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,434
Posted By gothicusmaximus
That actually is a very annoyingly muddled...

That actually is a very annoyingly muddled metaphor. These are the reasons why The Crow should not be anyone's third-favorite movie.
Forum: Literature 08-07-2010, 05:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,214
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Cher Horowitz was totally crushing on the...

Cher Horowitz was totally crushing on the brooding intellectual from her English class-- with his thick eyeliner, black nailpolish, and titillatingly morbid musings. But how could she get his...
Forum: Literature 08-07-2010, 05:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,887
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Was he an astronaut?

Was he an astronaut?
Forum: General 08-06-2010, 10:09 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm angry with me too.

I'm angry with me too.
Forum: General 08-06-2010, 09:42 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I forgot Anarasha. Oh, Anarasha. I...

I forgot Anarasha.



Oh, Anarasha. I don't think you took Shark Week RPG seriously enough, and that, my friend, was your downfall. You recognize that providing the shark with any means by which...
Forum: General 08-06-2010, 09:29 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
To your shock, the shark is unamused by rubber...

To your shock, the shark is unamused by rubber duckies. It does, however, very much appreciate your waving a stick in its face, as that affords it a way by which to yank you into the tub and eat you....
Forum: Whining 08-06-2010, 08:39 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I actually think this is completely wrong, as far...

I actually think this is completely wrong, as far as larger trends are concerned. While certain writers, like Bendis and Ennis, still seem to maintain that the quality of a superhero comic is...
Forum: Spooky News 08-05-2010, 02:40 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 10,579
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Guys, Tam just doesn't want to see whiny faggots...

Guys, Tam just doesn't want to see whiny faggots on her TV.
Forum: Literature 08-04-2010, 10:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,572
Posted By gothicusmaximus
It's like I'm really in the whining section.

It's like I'm really in the whining section.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2010, 10:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,182
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Be patient until you're seventeen.

Be patient until you're seventeen.
Forum: General 08-04-2010, 08:38 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 25,415
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Overzealous fanboys of any stripe are annoying. ...

Overzealous fanboys of any stripe are annoying.
What bothers me most about this post is the implication that American children should not demonstrate excessive affection for Japanese culture because...
Forum: General 08-04-2010, 08:07 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,023
Posted By gothicusmaximus
See, look at that. I never have to actually say...

See, look at that. I never have to actually say it, everyone just knows.
Forum: General 08-04-2010, 08:03 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
It took me ten minutes. You're just jealous that...

It took me ten minutes. You're just jealous that you didn't invent Shark Week RPG.
Forum: Spooky News 08-03-2010, 09:14 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 88,552
Posted By gothicusmaximus
GOOD GOTH. All right, I'm done.

GOOD GOTH.
All right, I'm done.
Forum: General 08-03-2010, 09:00 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I need to stop browsing gnet drunk. Of course, I...

I need to stop browsing gnet drunk. Of course, I won't.



Hygiene before safety-- a rewarding outlook if you don't mind a short life. Despite your attempt to respect the murderous beast's...
Forum: Shill 08-03-2010, 08:32 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,241
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Ghost of Dracula returns in two weeks, as part of...

Ghost of Dracula returns in two weeks, as part of the New York International Fringe Festival.

http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=G#Ghosto

Be it known, this show isn't screwing around...
Forum: General 08-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
That is the vaguest Shark Week roleplaying ever....

That is the vaguest Shark Week roleplaying ever. Clearly you're not feeling sufficiently festive, Alan-- or should I say SCROOGE?
Forum: General 08-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,648
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Shark Week RPG

You go to take a bath.
There is a fucking shark in the tub.
What do you do?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-02-2010, 08:38 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,224
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Assuming Tam and her husband had sex on their...

Assuming Tam and her husband had sex on their wedding night, this thread proves that at least one non-virgin plans to see Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
My hypothesis is defeated.
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2010, 03:15 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,354
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I like how you responded to the gnet survey...

I like how you responded to the gnet survey questions as if they were posed by mom and dad, who don't understand you.
Forum: Fashion 07-27-2010, 09:19 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 78,986
Posted By gothicusmaximus
What the fuck is this "^" shit? What's wrong with...

What the fuck is this "^" shit? What's wrong with quoting? I can barely tell to whom the fuck anyone is talking.



The question of whether wearing it upsets her and the question of whether...
Forum: Fashion 07-27-2010, 09:01 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 78,986
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yes. That's the point. She's saying that no...

Yes. That's the point. She's saying that no matter what clothes she wears, she's still a Rivethead. To her, Rivethead is a 'way of life', and sure, that's fucking exceptionally stupid, but I suppose...
Forum: Whining 07-27-2010, 08:31 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,403
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I lol'd pretty hard.

I lol'd pretty hard.
Forum: General 07-24-2010, 01:32 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 25,415
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I had to Walk of Shame it today with the worst...

I had to Walk of Shame it today with the worst bedhead ever. My hair was standing straight up. I'm jus' Saiyan.
Forum: General 07-22-2010, 09:52 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,911
Posted By gothicusmaximus
All right, I guess I didn't take into account the...

All right, I guess I didn't take into account the possibility that you guys would be so willfully ignorant. Carry on then.
As it happens, I'm actually starting to like this troll. His posts about...
Forum: General 07-21-2010, 09:23 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,911
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Look, it's ape descendant, a certified genuine...

Look, it's ape descendant, a certified genuine idiot. Gang up on her instead-- because when it comes to mouth-breathers, there's no substitute for the real deal.
Forum: General 07-21-2010, 03:07 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,911
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You are responding to fabricated stupidity as you...

You are responding to fabricated stupidity as you would to real stupidity, i.e. with tired facepalm images. You have two options:
1. You are stupid and got trolled, whether you enjoyed it or not....
Forum: General 07-21-2010, 02:49 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,911
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm in awe. I am absolutely staggered by how...

I'm in awe.
I am absolutely staggered by how fucking stupid you people are.
Do you not realize that ssj_goku is laughing his ass off at all of you right now? Do you not realize that, in becoming...
Forum: General 07-20-2010, 06:34 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 30,017
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Alan, as I said, one needn't subscribe to the...

Alan, as I said, one needn't subscribe to the notion of a 'dominant' species, but if you do, you must concede that human beings are that species. By what criteria would we not be? Any intelligence...
Forum: General 07-20-2010, 05:26 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,911
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Everyone under this line has been trolled. ...

Everyone under this line has been trolled.
_____________________________________________________
Forum: General 07-20-2010, 01:50 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 30,017
Posted By gothicusmaximus
If you subscribe to the idea that one species is...

If you subscribe to the idea that one species is dominant on Earth, that species is homo sapiens, no question.
Are people seriously suggesting that because one Lion can kill a human being, lions...
Forum: Whining 07-20-2010, 09:28 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
As a counterpoint to my post in 'what's made your...

As a counterpoint to my post in 'what's made your day', my earlier bedbug bites continue be hideous and itch.
Forum: General 07-20-2010, 09:18 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm off to a good start because, for the first...

I'm off to a good start because, for the first time in like a week, I've awoken without immediately discovering a new, inflamed bedbug bite.
Forum: Whining 07-19-2010, 01:22 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 16,504
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Kontan, I'm afraid I just don't find it...

Kontan, I'm afraid I just don't find it conceivable that you're cat-called as frequently as is even a moderately attractive woman. Maybe you're an Adonis whose sublime beauty inspires all who look...
Forum: Whining 07-19-2010, 12:24 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I just thought of a way to make reading gnet...

I just thought of a way to make reading gnet twice as interesting: pretend Duckman is masturbating furiously whenever he posts.

On second thought, what I mean to say is that I just realized...
Forum: Whining 07-16-2010, 01:58 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I've had my heart broken, Apathy. Her name... was...

I've had my heart broken, Apathy. Her name... was Itchy. We were in love.
Forum: Whining 07-16-2010, 01:16 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Ben, I have to say I really do appreciate your...

Ben, I have to say I really do appreciate your effort to break shit down in a manner comprehensible to these people. I was tempted to do the same many times, but foolishly chose instead to continue...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-16-2010, 12:47 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,061,590
Posted By gothicusmaximus
It's like witnessing the invention of the modern...

It's like witnessing the invention of the modern action-thriller. Uniquely cerebral, peerlessly intense, and more rewardingly complex than most psychodramas.
You should definitely check it out,...
Forum: Whining 07-16-2010, 07:51 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Goddamnit, JCC. Now that you've posted, he's...

Goddamnit, JCC. Now that you've posted, he's finally going to realize, as he somehow hasn't yet, that you and Duckman aren't one person, and the walls of his psyche are going to collapse completely....
Forum: Whining 07-16-2010, 02:26 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Gothic.net: capturing nervous breakdowns in text...

Gothic.net: capturing nervous breakdowns in text form since 1995.

Upon reflection, I have to admit that seeing some very probably drunk kid pound out an essay-length argument of the totally moot...
Forum: Whining 07-16-2010, 01:52 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Ho. Lee. Shit. My instinct is to respond at...

Ho. Lee. Shit.
My instinct is to respond at length to the above torrent of pure, not-from-concentrate insanity, but I honestly don't think I could say anything about it that it doesn't say more...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-16-2010, 01:27 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,061,590
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Inception. My mind is fucking blown.

Inception. My mind is fucking blown.
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Thankfully, my building covers the exterminator....

Thankfully, my building covers the exterminator. I just hope he doesn't make me get a new mattress.
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 12:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,940
Posted By gothicusmaximus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 12:18 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I don't think the knowledge that one is smarter...

I don't think the knowledge that one is smarter than most everybody on gothic.net would be much of a balm for low self-esteem. I mean, big fucking whoop.
I just like disparaging people of inferior...
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 12:06 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I think you're confusing 'always here' with...

I think you're confusing 'always here' with 'presently here'. In fact, another desperate moron, very much like yourself, grasping in vain for a grounds on which to suggest that I'm not best...
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 11:55 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I will mix things up with a succinct attack on...

I will mix things up with a succinct attack on not only your intelligence, but also your sandy vagina.

Also, don't you think 'opponents' is kind of an excessively flattering...
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 11:47 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Gothic.net, I HAVE BED BUGS.

Gothic.net, I HAVE BED BUGS.
Forum: Whining 07-15-2010, 11:04 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
If you were about eight times smarter than you...

If you were about eight times smarter than you are, and not constantly mired in the saccharine haze of your delusion that every individual and idea, no matter how effervescently retarded, deserves...
Forum: Whining 07-14-2010, 08:49 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Really? A sensible female would interpret "hit it...

Really? A sensible female would interpret "hit it and quit it" to mean not "I enjoy protected sex outside of a relationship, with partners who do not expect that I will have sex with them a second...
Forum: Whining 07-14-2010, 12:14 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Wait, where? I thoroughly combed all of ape...

Wait, where? I thoroughly combed all of ape descendant's posts for the hidden joke, or any clue at all that she might be a sentient being rather than a beady-eyed, slack-jawed grotesque, howling in...
Forum: General 07-14-2010, 11:58 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 4,938,547
Posted By gothicusmaximus
That's magical.

That's magical.
Forum: Whining 07-14-2010, 08:51 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Yeah, would that I could just flip a switch and...

Yeah, would that I could just flip a switch and become you. I can only imagine what a joy it is to post things like the things you post and not be mortified, or to read things like the things you...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-13-2010, 12:23 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 41,407
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Is someone implying that the first four seasons...

Is someone implying that the first four seasons of the X-Files aren't exceptional television?
Forum: Whining 07-12-2010, 06:25 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
apparently fucking so.

apparently fucking so.
Forum: General 07-12-2010, 02:46 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 4,938,547
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Hey Jillian, is that a real redhead? If so, did...

Hey Jillian, is that a real redhead? If so, did you boff her? I've always wanted to do a redhead.
Forum: Whining 07-12-2010, 11:22 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Is this the kind of commitment issue where she's...

Is this the kind of commitment issue where she's hideous and desiccates your boner? I have that too.
Forum: Whining 07-12-2010, 11:14 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm curious to know as well. If this forum were...

I'm curious to know as well. If this forum were hosted at icanneverliveanormallifeaftermyheadinjury.net, I might assume that ape descendant had somehow failed to perceive as a joke the statement...
Forum: Whining 07-10-2010, 02:16 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,856
Posted By gothicusmaximus
So really you don't hate the word 'maybe'. You...

So really you don't hate the word 'maybe'. You hate that no one wants to hang out with you, and that people try to be nice about it.
Forum: Whining 07-09-2010, 10:35 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 13,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
There you have it, folks. WOMEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY...

There you have it, folks. WOMEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY PROGRAMMED TO REWARD CRUELTY, EVIL, AND DOMINATION (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=22501).

Seriously though, the lessons of my...
Forum: Whining 07-09-2010, 10:23 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
My roommate is boring and goes to bed at midnight...

My roommate is boring and goes to bed at midnight like a chump.
Forum: Fashion 07-07-2010, 01:50 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 8,811
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You know, I think I'd be reluctant to allow...

You know, I think I'd be reluctant to allow anyone who 'gothed up' their scrubs to do so much as take my blood pressure.
Forum: Fashion 07-07-2010, 11:45 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 78,986
Posted By gothicusmaximus
like a baus

like a baus
Forum: General 07-07-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,066
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I had a total IIII'MMMMM REAEEEEEAAAAAAAALLY...

I had a total IIII'MMMMM REAEEEEEAAAAAAAALLY PLEEEEEAAAAAAASED BYYY THIIIIIS moment.
Forum: Literature 07-07-2010, 01:06 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 65,134
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Those last two posts made me consider what I've...

Those last two posts made me consider what I've never considered before: just leaving this forum and never coming back.
Forum: Introductions 07-07-2010, 01:00 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,083
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You're a psycho.

You're a psycho.
Forum: Whining 07-05-2010, 12:54 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Oh, yes, I forgot about this. 'And their...

Oh, yes, I forgot about this. 'And their machines' is appended to pretty much every mention of the fire nation, e.g. "then came the fire nation... AND THEIR MACHINES."
Forum: Whining 07-04-2010, 12:38 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
This film truly was an achievement. Indeed, M....

This film truly was an achievement. Indeed, M. Night possesses a discipline unmatched by any contemporary writer, for each line of his script has been painstakingly stripped of any drama-- any...
Forum: General 07-04-2010, 10:41 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,408
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Spending today eating KFC, drinking Samuel Adams,...

Spending today eating KFC, drinking Samuel Adams, and trying to set the high score on Custer's Revenge. MERICUH.



Political and economic entropy doesn't end in anarcho-communism. An...
Forum: Literature 07-04-2010, 01:45 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,887
Posted By gothicusmaximus
the first two stanzas are trite and completely...

the first two stanzas are trite and completely unnecessary.
The third stanza at least contains a poetic idea, albeit a tired one. The language with which you develop that idea needs to be more...
Forum: Literature 07-04-2010, 01:26 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,349
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I like that idea that to refrain from beginning a...

I like that idea that to refrain from beginning a piece of prose with fucking 'once upon a time' is a secret technique known only to 'professional writers'.
Forum: Whining 07-03-2010, 05:47 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,703
Posted By gothicusmaximus
The profound shame of having ever been concerned...

The profound shame of having ever been concerned with this juvenile, completely fabricated clash of equally idiotic subcultures will weigh upon you all for the entirety of your adult lives.
Forum: Music 07-03-2010, 12:51 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,520
Posted By gothicusmaximus
FUCKIN MAGNETS ...

FUCKIN MAGNETS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Forum: Whining 07-03-2010, 12:43 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Dancing is the worst activity. Why is this part...

Dancing is the worst activity. Why is this part of civilization at all?
Forum: General 07-01-2010, 02:59 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 11,340
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Every comic book superhero of note has gone...

Every comic book superhero of note has gone through dozens of costume changes. They never last.
Forum: Introductions 07-01-2010, 02:43 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,699
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Frosted Flakes: they're more than assault. ...

Frosted Flakes: they're more than assault.
They're rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrape!
Forum: Spooky News 06-28-2010, 02:39 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,978
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I am so fucking sick of zombies.

I am so fucking sick of zombies.
Forum: Whining 06-27-2010, 06:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,058
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Though skeptical, I am pulling for xjin to...

Though skeptical, I am pulling for xjin to suddenly be overwhelmed by vivd memory of her life as a slightly less irritating person.
Forum: Whining 06-27-2010, 01:03 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,864
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I don't want to go to bed until I know for sure...

I don't want to go to bed until I know for sure that I'm not going to vomit anymore. BUT NOT EVEN I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Forum: Literature 06-26-2010, 01:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,450
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Here are some of my feelings on playwriting. ...

Here are some of my feelings on playwriting. Ignore at your peril.

-Don't ignore the physicality of your characters or your scenes. I know this seems basic, and I come off as a condescending...
Forum: Fashion 06-25-2010, 12:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,226
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes. Or...

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes. Or vice versa.
Forum: General 06-24-2010, 01:06 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 14,876
Posted By gothicusmaximus
"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental...

"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental fiction by author Stephanie Meyer, written on commission from multinational conglomerate 'blueblood'. The piece depicts an internet forum from which a...
Forum: General 06-23-2010, 09:59 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,940
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Oh, so it's like Clerics in D&D-- except, instead...

Oh, so it's like Clerics in D&D-- except, instead of make-believe, it's a delusion. Do you already have a group or can I play?
Forum: General 06-23-2010, 09:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,940
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Pretending to have magical powers > actually...

Pretending to have magical powers > actually believing yourself to have magical powers.
Forum: General 06-22-2010, 10:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,940
Posted By gothicusmaximus
1. For every human being on Earth to have the...

1. For every human being on Earth to have the power to fly at a speed facilitating rapid travel to other planets, even galaxies.

2. For the body of every human being on Earth to become a...
Forum: Spooky News 06-22-2010, 04:17 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,601
Posted By gothicusmaximus
No joke, this was Glenn Beck's big story a few...

No joke, this was Glenn Beck's big story a few days ago.
Forum: Literature 06-22-2010, 12:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,762
Posted By gothicusmaximus
That post was for the other asshole. We seem to...

That post was for the other asshole. We seem to have posted at around the same time, so I missed your post last night.



TheFeatheredAethling can't tell rhyming from punning
and yet somehow I...
Forum: Literature 06-22-2010, 12:54 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,762
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Indeed I did. I probably should have made a...

Indeed I did. I probably should have made a separate thread for it-- then you could **sigh**.
Forum: Literature 06-21-2010, 01:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,762
Posted By gothicusmaximus
four little idiots postin' in a row I'm pretty...

four little idiots postin' in a row
I'm pretty sure they've never read an actual poe... m.
Forum: General 06-20-2010, 01:48 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 11,928
Posted By gothicusmaximus
So you can wear whatever you clothes you want, as...

So you can wear whatever you clothes you want, as long they're either white, gold, red, or some combination thereof?
That's fucking bizarre. I've never heard of anything like that.
Forum: Literature 06-14-2010, 12:03 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,077
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You act like the desiccated corpse of Ramses II...

You act like the desiccated corpse of Ramses II has lurched out of its Sarcophagus to pick on you. I'm 21. I was your age when I joined this board, and never have I rendered an embarrassment that, in...
Forum: Whining 06-13-2010, 12:55 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,167
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Quit trolling, Mir.

Quit trolling, Mir.
Forum: Literature 06-13-2010, 12:18 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,077
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Is it just me or does the above post imply that...

Is it just me or does the above post imply that Angelic Dissonance actually does have herpes?
Anyway, no inflammation of the genital region could possibility induce in me so great a delirium that...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-13-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,018
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You'd think this guy actually believes that what...

You'd think this guy actually believes that what he's come up with here is somehow less stupid and childish than Outworld and Earthrealm and whatnot.
Also, is that Seven of Nine?
Forum: Whining 06-12-2010, 07:33 AM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Just wanted to pop in and say how refreshing it...

Just wanted to pop in and say how refreshing it is to see that a true blue imbecile, gleefully dense but too soft-headed for trolling, is once again traipsing about gnet.
Forum: Literature 06-12-2010, 07:15 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,077
Posted By gothicusmaximus
What the fuck? You're like a girl with festering...

What the fuck? You're like a girl with festering oral herpes who calls me gay when I refuse a blowjob.
Forum: Literature 06-10-2010, 09:42 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,077
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I made you a Venn Diagram. ...

I made you a Venn Diagram.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/xplus/poemred.png
Forum: General 06-09-2010, 07:19 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,066
Posted By gothicusmaximus
one-year subscription please.

one-year subscription please.
Forum: Spooky News 06-09-2010, 02:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I sensed in your and Despanan's posts the...

I sensed in your and Despanan's posts the suggestion of a distinction between reproachable negligence and active malice. I think these excessive proscriptions are probably due more to the former than...
Forum: Spooky News 06-09-2010, 02:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,433
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I don't think malice is the motive here. If...

I don't think malice is the motive here. If you've already committed yourself to maintaining a nebulously legal blockade, to err on the side of attrition is simply less of a hassle, especially...
Forum: Whining 06-07-2010, 11:23 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,167
Posted By gothicusmaximus
A Trial by our Peers PART 3: The Final Chapter

The choice is yours, and yours alone.
Forum: General 06-05-2010, 08:16 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,825
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Drinkan Drinkan beer

Drinkan

Drinkan beer
Forum: General 06-04-2010, 05:13 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,002
Posted By gothicusmaximus
"In 1799 Napoleon wrote to Marmount about the...

"In 1799 Napoleon wrote to Marmount about the dogs so common in Egypt, advising him to make use of them. 'Tie some of those dogs up near the walls.'. The inference was that they would bark when any...
Forum: General 06-04-2010, 03:08 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 11,002
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Poodle: dog of the year, all years. ...

Poodle: dog of the year, all years.

http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lampard-poodle.jpg
Forum: Politics 06-04-2010, 02:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,393
Posted By gothicusmaximus
just go to MSNBC and offer to make negative...

just go to MSNBC and offer to make negative comments about Fox.
Forum: General 06-01-2010, 01:49 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
My play's in NY fringe this summer.

My play's in NY fringe this summer.
Forum: Whining 05-30-2010, 02:50 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,221
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Wait a minute, are you telling me you're some...

Wait a minute, are you telling me you're some kind of... ATHEIST? Why the hell are we wasting our time picking on a guy who believes that environmentalism and socialized healthcare are deceptions...
Forum: Whining 05-29-2010, 11:46 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,221
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Okay, guys, I know this can be easily forgotten,...

Okay, guys, I know this can be easily forgotten, but xjin is in fact sentient. Your pet Collie did not just rear up on its hind legs, smash its paws on your keyboard, and miraculously produce an...
Forum: General 05-29-2010, 11:26 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Fucking switch to water already. EDIT: Or...

Fucking switch to water already.

EDIT: Or coke (the drug)
Forum: Politics 05-29-2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 12,719
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I like the rest of your post fine, but you've...

I like the rest of your post fine, but you've obviously never owned a Rolex.
Forum: Whining 05-26-2010, 09:31 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,493
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Quantify what a loathsome shit you are in...

Quantify what a loathsome shit you are in reality, and raise your shittiness to the fifth power. That's how loathsome of a shit you seem to everyone on gothic.net.
By syllogism, I really am one of...
Forum: General 05-26-2010, 12:14 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,467
Posted By gothicusmaximus
oh man, Jillian was funny in 2006.

oh man, Jillian was funny in 2006.
Forum: Whining 05-25-2010, 09:38 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,649
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Like D0p3y said, just google it. If you want to...

Like D0p3y said, just google it. If you want to find articles with that exact phrasing, search "illegal immigration net positive" or something.
Forum: Whining 05-25-2010, 06:29 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,649
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Actually, as I understand it, the general...

Actually, as I understand it, the general consensus of economists is that illegal immigration isn't a drain on the US economy at all. In fact, it's a net positive, albeit a negligibly small one.
Forum: Whining 05-23-2010, 10:03 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 106,698
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Troll gnet once, shame on you. Troll gnet twice--...

Troll gnet once, shame on you. Troll gnet twice-- uh-- can't get trolled again.
Forum: Spooky News 05-22-2010, 05:33 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,436
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I think the apparent value of humanity depends on...

I think the apparent value of humanity depends on the breadth of one's lens. Personally, I'm inclined to do as you're doing and judge humanity on human terms, in which case our myriad failings are...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2010, 09:01 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 10,105
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Deadman, whether you deserve disability is...

Deadman, whether you deserve disability is irrelevant, although I've a feeling this accident was brought on, at least in part, by your own stupidity.
What's ironic is that you're screaming "GET OFF...
Forum: Whining 05-18-2010, 12:06 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 6,768
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Who could have anticipated that, of all the...

Who could have anticipated that, of all the people to post in this thread, the OP would emerge as the third most mature? Actually, hell, I could have, I've been on these boards for almost three years...
Forum: General 05-15-2010, 10:31 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,819
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I go to a densely populated area, extend my arm...

I go to a densely populated area, extend my arm in front of me, and spin around rapidly for five minutes before gradually slowing to halt.
Forum: Politics 05-15-2010, 12:13 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,501
Posted By gothicusmaximus
This thread is lolz.

This thread is lolz.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-12-2010, 12:11 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,485
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Fuck you guys, MK vs. DC had the best 3D Mortal...

Fuck you guys, MK vs. DC had the best 3D Mortal Kombat fighting engine. The free-fall Kombat was awesome, and the rage bar forced you to integrate some measure of strategy. I concede that the...
Forum: Politics 05-12-2010, 12:34 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,900
Posted By gothicusmaximus
What the fuck? Do you mean the popular vote? The...

What the fuck? Do you mean the popular vote? The Tories won that, too.
The Lib-Dems do have far fewer seats per vote than the other two parties, though.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-11-2010, 08:06 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 41,407
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Granted, I've probably seen fewer than a season's...

Granted, I've probably seen fewer than a season's worth of Supernatural episodes. Some friends of mine are fans, so sometime's they'll have popped in a netflix'd DVD when I roll by to shoot the shit....
Forum: Politics 05-07-2010, 12:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,900
Posted By gothicusmaximus
It's 3:12 AM. The bad news is that I have a huge...

It's 3:12 AM. The bad news is that I have a huge paper due on Monday, and I am sitting here refreshing the BBC vote count like some fucking self-destructively anglophilic goon. The good news is that...
Forum: General 05-06-2010, 09:15 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I'm studying in the library when gnawing hunger...

I'm studying in the library when gnawing hunger drives me downstairs to the exhortionist vending machines. To my surprise, some 'free food' event is just wrapping up, leaving behind an empty Dunkin...
Forum: Politics 05-06-2010, 11:38 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,900
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Faveat etonia!

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Choose wisely, limeys.
Forum: General 05-05-2010, 11:55 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 4,938,547
Posted By gothicusmaximus
If someone put a gun to my head, showed me this...

If someone put a gun to my head, showed me this picture, and said "WHICH ONE HAS A VAGINA? GUESS NOW BITCH, AND YOU BETTER HOPE YOU GET IT RIGHT," I would definitely guess your boyfriend.
Forum: General 05-05-2010, 10:31 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,321
Posted By gothicusmaximus
You should take my word for it, because Fact...

You should take my word for it, because

Fact #5: For all his scintillating manhood, gothicusmaximus remains far closer to being a woman than vindicatedxjin.
Forum: Introductions 05-05-2010, 01:11 AM
Replies: 44
Eh
Views: 8,018
Posted By gothicusmaximus
MegearaErotica?

MegearaErotica?
Forum: General 05-04-2010, 11:55 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,321
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Fact #1b: seriously, all of them. Without...

Fact #1b: seriously, all of them. Without exception.
Forum: General 05-04-2010, 11:54 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,321
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Facts Game

this is a game where we list facts.

Fact #1: all girls like to get it in the face
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-03-2010, 05:49 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 41,407
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I just find it hackneyed, shallow, and seeped in...

I just find it hackneyed, shallow, and seeped in the CW's unique brand of network cheese. It's entertainment without real nuance, and thus rather dull in spite of its convoluted, increasingly silly...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-02-2010, 04:46 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 41,407
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I hate this show and I get vaguely angry when you...

I hate this show and I get vaguely angry when you reference it.
Forum: Whining 05-02-2010, 02:54 PM
Replies: 750
Views: 92,412
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Fucking thank you. Now I can devote the few...

Fucking thank you. Now I can devote the few minutes I would have otherwise spent flipping a shit to studying for my exams.
Forum: Whining 05-02-2010, 10:32 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 8,239
Posted By gothicusmaximus
I think you're confusing evil and sadism with...

I think you're confusing evil and sadism with mental health, which are only related in that they're qualities you lack. Self-love is rewarded, not 'evil', and self-loathing, not 'kindness', is...
Forum: Whining 04-28-2010, 03:14 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 11,888
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Clear does not equate to dumbed-down. If you have...

Clear does not equate to dumbed-down. If you have trouble understanding what I say, you're too dense for me to bother with anyway.



No shitty argument is complete without a dictionary...
Forum: Whining 04-28-2010, 01:09 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 11,888
Posted By gothicusmaximus
Don't listen to ape_descendant. He is to me as...

Don't listen to ape_descendant. He is to me as xjin is to you. Read what I said about this.
Forum: Spooky News 04-28-2010, 11:53 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 8,509
Posted By gothicusmaximus
"Well ma'am, your unborn daughter has ten...

"Well ma'am, your unborn daughter has ten adorable little fingers, ten adorable little toes, and baby blue eyes full of wonder and promise. We were able to detect a heartbeat, some slight movement--...
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