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Forum: General 10-02-2016, 11:40 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
It was my birthday Friday, I spent the whole...

It was my birthday Friday, I spent the whole weekend in London and saw Andi Sexgang at The elektrowerks last night. Fucking fantastic as usual.
Forum: General 05-26-2015, 03:46 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
And LO there was a great and tiring coach trip,...

And LO there was a great and tiring coach trip, followed by flying, followed by trains... but the journey that's been quite literally years in being organised and undertaken.....has occurred . I...
Forum: General 05-21-2015, 09:32 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Indeed ;)7

Indeed ;)7
Forum: General 05-21-2015, 07:00 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Wait for iiiiit..........* the doktor begins to...

Wait for iiiiit..........* the doktor begins to beat*
Forum: General 05-02-2015, 09:46 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Aw thankyou HP :)

Aw thankyou HP :)
Forum: General 05-02-2015, 09:45 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
To answer your questuions: 1 - Since I don't...

To answer your questuions:

1 - Since I don't know every goth girl alive and nor does anyone else, I don't think anyone can answer that. Ask a girl out and see. Goth is a type of music not a...
Forum: General 03-22-2015, 03:13 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Captive/pet owls , the larger sorts at least live...

Captive/pet owls , the larger sorts at least live easily 15-20 years if kept well.
Forum: General 03-21-2015, 11:05 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Indeed I shall dig up a pic..... or take a new...

Indeed I shall dig up a pic..... or take a new one....
Forum: General 03-21-2015, 11:04 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Thankyou :) Xombie - That be no necklace ,...

Thankyou :)

Xombie - That be no necklace , that's my chestpiece :D Moths ! A cecropia ( I think) and a matched pair of lunar moths. Shamelessly pilfered from Pinterest ( how addictive) I'm still...
Forum: General 03-20-2015, 04:29 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I am going to Sweden for 4 days in May. It's only...

I am going to Sweden for 4 days in May. It's only taken me what...8-9 years....*cranks up the gatling nets ....packs the chlorofrom*
Forum: General 03-20-2015, 04:27 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I am the owner of a philtrum/medusa piercing. It...

I am the owner of a philtrum/medusa piercing. It hurt D: Blue stud though to go with my hair so that's nice.
Forum: General 03-20-2015, 04:26 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
House partaaay. Natalie saw fit to attempt a...

House partaaay. Natalie saw fit to attempt a duckface, blame the wine. I do.

And suddenly BOOBS.

Actually just realised I'm not even looking at the bloody camera. Pished up innit.
...
Forum: General 11-09-2014, 01:39 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Fuck it. Use it as a facemask a couple of times a...

Fuck it. Use it as a facemask a couple of times a week if it works!!
Forum: General 06-24-2014, 01:24 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Hello ! I am sporadic and busy as all hell at...

Hello ! I am sporadic and busy as all hell at work, but otherwise I'm all good cheers ^___^^ Hope you're doing okay over there ! *Squints at once familiar Denmark *
Forum: General 06-24-2014, 01:21 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Those really suit you to be fair !

Those really suit you to be fair !
Forum: General 06-07-2014, 12:28 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Ow...head....ow.....

Ow...head....ow.....
Forum: Whining 03-06-2014, 04:05 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
You...you have looked at the date on the original...

You...you have looked at the date on the original post? No? O.o
Forum: General 03-02-2014, 02:03 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Thankyou Xombie ! :)

Thankyou Xombie ! :)
Forum: General 02-28-2014, 12:27 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
*opens messages........clicks the saved one...

*opens messages........clicks the saved one .....reads...re-reads.....sighs.....closes down to watch tiny video*

My pecs ache ! D: But Tomorrow night I sally forth for COCKTAILS WITH FUCKING...
Forum: General 02-28-2014, 12:00 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
This is from September, forgot to put it on. ...

This is from September, forgot to put it on.

We're G-netters dammnit!

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/gnet_zps444d5d82.jpg

I love my bunny hat ( but not my wokeye) ...
...
Forum: Whining 01-13-2014, 01:17 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
You must keep stating your case. Literally pester...

You must keep stating your case. Literally pester the living shit out of anyone who may be able to get you the operation free/low cost.

Considering whatever conditions you have cause you to be in...
Forum: General 09-23-2013, 02:09 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Right well photobucket is being a dick. So a...

Right well photobucket is being a dick. So a normal image isn't going to work.

Clicky linky for piccy piccy ! I remade my horns to dance round the wicker man with. I think he was pleased ^^
...
Forum: General 06-17-2013, 01:37 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Timeless, would that be the Medieval festival in...

Timeless, would that be the Medieval festival in Horsens in August you're off to? Or is there another ?

Also I have an almost identical horn :D

I intend to go to The Horsens one next August (...
Forum: General 05-31-2013, 12:00 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
We weigh the same !

We weigh the same !
Forum: General 05-26-2013, 06:34 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Oh my fucking sweet hades... :( My dad just...

Oh my fucking sweet hades... :( My dad just showed me this video. It's.... I was speechless. What a stupid thing to do ! One of the commentors below said he died shortly after which isn't...
Forum: General 05-22-2013, 04:25 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
THIS. ...

THIS.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2URwQi/:StMm@a7Y:IyxG5MAj/theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp/

I am incredibly tempted to purchase a tshirt.
Forum: General 05-20-2013, 12:30 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I've got the underlying muscle but sadly not the...

I've got the underlying muscle but sadly not the outer figure, otherwise I'd give it a bloody good go! :p There's a tank on permanent display a few miles away as well :) One day... one day :rolleyes:
Forum: General 05-19-2013, 03:33 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
THIS. This made my day yesterday. I need a tardis...

THIS. This made my day yesterday. I need a tardis at once. I need to get the oddest outfit imaginable together, buy some fucking ugly shoes and go and dance my legs off.
...
Forum: General 05-18-2013, 06:23 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
:) Thankyou!

:) Thankyou!
Forum: General 05-17-2013, 02:23 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Oh George I do love you :) ...

Oh George I do love you :)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage-fans
Forum: General 05-17-2013, 01:50 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
*climbs into the tank* RightO, I'm on the way !...

*climbs into the tank* RightO, I'm on the way ! *rumbles off* :)
Forum: General 05-17-2013, 01:39 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I. AM. STERILE. YEEEESSSS! And to...

I. AM. STERILE.


YEEEESSSS!

And to top it off the pain is minimal. I have 2 small incisions sites and I'm dyed red from whatever they swabbed me with. But otherwise fine ! :)

I felt very...
Forum: Whining 05-14-2013, 01:02 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Send him on that Man V food show ! Some of the...

Send him on that Man V food show ! Some of the stuff on there is mental O.o
Forum: General 05-13-2013, 12:11 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
FRIDAY. I shall be sterilised!!...

FRIDAY. I shall be sterilised!! AAAAAGHHAHAHAHAHA! YESSS! :D 20 fucking years I've waited. Ahhhhh Friday :)
Forum: Whining 05-13-2013, 12:09 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I stick to a vanilla protien shake if I don't...

I stick to a vanilla protien shake if I don't have time to eat much before walking to work. I have it when I get there. I also like to do a green smoothie with eiher a scoop of natural flavour...
Forum: Whining 05-11-2013, 12:47 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I've tried a few shop bought protien bars now and...

I've tried a few shop bought protien bars now and to be honest I don't much like them. Too sickly , very "dense" to the point of being difficult to eat , and WAY overpriced.
Forum: General 05-08-2013, 12:35 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Oh good grief none taken ! :) YES! Tourist...

Oh good grief none taken ! :) YES! Tourist lobbing would be most enjoyable.
Forum: General 05-07-2013, 01:04 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
HA! Alas I have no manageriel skills at all ....

HA! Alas I have no manageriel skills at all . Besides I'm not really sure what there is to manage O.o They've managed to stay up by themselves for the last few thousand years with no trouble :p
...
Forum: General 05-06-2013, 09:41 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
He's half done but I ran out of glue! :( ...

He's half done but I ran out of glue! :(

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/IMG02522-20130506-1644_zps959588f5.jpg
Forum: General 05-06-2013, 09:37 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I threw a sheep over a fence! :D Well it was...

I threw a sheep over a fence! :D

Well it was a big lamb really, about the size of a collie. All the traffic had stopped and a few people were standing by their cars, and at first we thought a dog...
Forum: General 04-21-2013, 01:19 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I think it makes you look rather cheeky ! I'm...

I think it makes you look rather cheeky ! I'm waiting for a dirty joke or something :p
Forum: General 04-21-2013, 06:45 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
The greenybluey fairy of aceness slapped my...

The greenybluey fairy of aceness slapped my fringe while I was asleep!! :)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/001-1_zps57136112.jpg
Forum: General 04-20-2013, 10:54 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
The company I work at has been in existance for...

The company I work at has been in existance for 20 years this year. So to celebrate that, they are taking the whole lot of us, office and warehouse alike, to London for 2 days.

We will be staying...
Forum: Whining 04-04-2013, 02:16 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I pulled my right oblique :( It hurts to cough,...

I pulled my right oblique :( It hurts to cough, laugh, sneeze, hiccup or do anything that makes me out of breath or have to inhale more than standard breathing.

I can't go to my classes, and I...
Forum: Whining 03-08-2013, 07:39 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
SO ANGRY. The doctor couldn't sterilise me...

SO ANGRY.

The doctor couldn't sterilise me using the Essure procedure.

One of my fallopian tubes is naturally 3/4 blocked. I watched the whole thing on the screen. It's mostly blocked with...
Forum: General 03-04-2013, 11:31 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Most recent things I "made" are this chap ...

Most recent things I "made" are this chap


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/RATTY_zpsc6f72a76.jpg


And This little guy is a paperweight made from real vintage (60's-70's )...
Forum: General 03-01-2013, 01:00 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Surely you've read about vasectomies??? O.o

Surely you've read about vasectomies??? O.o
Forum: General 02-28-2013, 09:46 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
:D You know whats even more awesome? They've...

:D You know whats even more awesome? They've offered me a closer date ! NEXT WEDNESDAY!


I Am SO there :D.
Forum: General 02-27-2013, 09:01 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
You know what's made my fucking LIFE G.Net? I'm...

You know what's made my fucking LIFE G.Net? I'm getting sterilised April 4th !!!!!!!!

Happy doesn't even begin to describe me, I haven't words for how....... insanely relieved and fucking ecstatic...
Forum: General 02-22-2013, 01:22 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
As you can see, me and Kate really enjoyed this...

As you can see, me and Kate really enjoyed this photo of Charlottes chin.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/391832_10151372999654927_1497727541_n_zps092a7c56.jpg
Forum: General 02-19-2013, 01:42 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Next month, I'm going for... A SPA DAY :eek: ...

Next month, I'm going for... A SPA DAY :eek:

It's my friends 30th birthday, and her husband has secretly organised a spa day for her. Myself and another friend are going with her ( while the...
Forum: General 01-19-2013, 08:19 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Couldn't they make toilet seats lower than usual...

Couldn't they make toilet seats lower than usual with raised foot steps ? Kind of putting the user into a semi squat? Got to say that flat one does look hard to aim on... the hole isn't all that big...
Forum: General 01-07-2013, 10:27 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I use Directions for the turquoise. Never seen...

I use Directions for the turquoise. Never seen manic panic for sale in the one alternative shop I can get to. Could always go online of course...

I honestly don't expect my hair to ever go blonde...
Forum: General 01-06-2013, 04:41 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I have successfully managed to dye my fringe a...

I have successfully managed to dye my fringe a turquise-ish colour ! Pics soon .


I tried to do platinum blonde sides but I don't think it will ever get there.

I did an all over colour strip...
Forum: General 01-06-2013, 04:37 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
OH! :) *strokeystrokey*

OH! :) *strokeystrokey*
Forum: General 12-30-2012, 01:27 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Well since I kind of posted my last one in the...

Well since I kind of posted my last one in the picture thread I won't put it here as well. But when I do anything new I'll chuck it in here :)

I have an idea needling away for a sea themed...
Forum: General 12-19-2012, 01:05 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I never knew you had Deer there Fruit . I knew...

I never knew you had Deer there Fruit . I knew the rabbits had been introduced. What type of deer do you know? The small antlers I use are from Roe deer. They're only little things just under hip...
Forum: General 12-16-2012, 04:30 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
That really sucks but due to the ecosystem there...

That really sucks but due to the ecosystem there I guess it's nessecary.

Then again Australia has a large and unfortunate wild rabbit problem. I know they have to cull them extensively ( I do...
Forum: General 12-15-2012, 09:30 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Finally had this bloody tooth out . Half of it...

Finally had this bloody tooth out . Half of it broke off a couple of months back and I had other stuff to do and pay for until now. I kept getting food stuck in the hole, and had to keep whooshing it...
Forum: General 12-15-2012, 08:06 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
STOP. What research was that massively sweeping...

STOP. What research was that massively sweeping idea taken from ? how many pagan incomes were studied exactly?

I seriously hope it wasn't based as per your example, on how many stores selling...
Forum: General 12-14-2012, 10:24 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I don't have any more white antlers I'm afraid....

I don't have any more white antlers I'm afraid. White deer aren't too common , I got lucky there

I DO have another pair of same size antlers though, just in the usual natural brown. Would they...
Forum: General 12-14-2012, 10:02 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
That depends on what you are making. The stuff I...

That depends on what you are making. The stuff I make costs me almost nothing because I find most of it for free. If you choose to make something that costs a lot to produce that's your problem.

...
Forum: General 12-13-2012, 10:55 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
HOBBIT!!! TONIGHT!! 3D!!! I SHALL BE THERE!!!...

HOBBIT!!! TONIGHT!! 3D!!! I SHALL BE THERE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

To say this is making my day would be a minor understatement.
Forum: General 12-13-2012, 10:52 AM
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Ooops that turned into a bit of an epic... sorry...

Ooops that turned into a bit of an epic... sorry about that !
Forum: General 12-13-2012, 10:51 AM
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Good gods no :p Unprofessional is my middle name...

Good gods no :p Unprofessional is my middle name ( so is Louise ) The state of these on the underneath would render me with floods of complaints were I to make stuff for people. I'd have to have a...
Forum: General 12-12-2012, 10:20 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Fankyou ^^ Just hot glue and fine fishing...

Fankyou ^^

Just hot glue and fine fishing line :) I drilled into the base of each horn once on each side. As best I could with a piddly Dremel with a not too great drill bit.

Couldn't get all...
Forum: General 12-11-2012, 03:22 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Illustrate?? :o Eeek! *hides* And thankyou...

Illustrate?? :o Eeek! *hides*

And thankyou :) Being a Pagan tends to help me out there :p
Forum: General 12-10-2012, 12:19 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
HOOOOORN ! Or rather,, ANTLEEERRRRRR! I am the...

HOOOOORN ! Or rather,, ANTLEEERRRRRR! I am the white winter stag !

:P Roe deer antlers, bunny skin, a cheap elastic knitted headband, pearl beads and chicken feathers,
...
Forum: General 11-23-2012, 09:55 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I have just replaced MSN with Skype. Since Skype...

I have just replaced MSN with Skype. Since Skype is officially replacing MSN sometime next year anyway I may as well just do it now.

The dog has been cheering me up with her daft antics. She's...
Forum: Whining 11-23-2012, 09:50 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Thanks guys :( Trite and emo/boohoo as it sounds,...

Thanks guys :( Trite and emo/boohoo as it sounds, it is honestly true that I am used to being on my own. I will cope. And I will keep the laptop. It's not new, his old one in fact that he fixed and...
Forum: Whining 11-21-2012, 11:21 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
My only boyfriend in the 30 years I have been...

My only boyfriend in the 30 years I have been alive has dumped me. he dumped me by text, today, just a day and a half after I got back from there. he seemed off all this weekend ( was fine the time...
Forum: Whining 11-11-2012, 02:13 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
DO IT. Kick up a fuss! Two months is two months...

DO IT. Kick up a fuss! Two months is two months too fucking long. You are entitled to a second opinion. Ask to see another GP, or even move surgeries if needs be. Two months and two completed courses...
Forum: General 10-30-2012, 03:37 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Well it turned out the woman changed her mind and...

Well it turned out the woman changed her mind and wants to keep it. I feel sorry for the poor little bugger. Wanted one second and not the next :/

My brother had a backup plan. He found a chap...
Forum: General 10-27-2012, 03:07 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
The possibility we may be getting a puppy. If we...

The possibility we may be getting a puppy. If we get it, it will be tomorrow most likely.

My brother knows a guy, who knows a woman that wants to "just get rid of it" . As in, she wanted the guy...
Forum: General 10-21-2012, 05:49 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
This months Taxidermy workshop result : WITCH-RAT...

This months Taxidermy workshop result : WITCH-RAT

He's got a necklace of rat vertebrae and beads, a mouse skull, a wax poppet of the pest control man spiked through with a blackthorn spine. He...
Forum: General 10-07-2012, 01:58 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Weirdly that happens to me a lot. I usually get...

Weirdly that happens to me a lot. I usually get guessed as being in the 18-25 age bracket. When I started my current job 3 years ago, my boss thought I was about 17 .

A VERY drunk man once asked...
Forum: General 09-30-2012, 01:51 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Two mates turned up half an hour ago and...

Two mates turned up half an hour ago and presented me with a huge balloon with a big 30 on it and a colin the caterpillar cake, complete with candle "hairs" . Christ I feel old now :( Nice cake...
Forum: Whining 09-22-2012, 10:09 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Do? Nothing. O.o My brother has recently got...

Do? Nothing. O.o

My brother has recently got some chickens, and also bought some young chicks. But the larger birds have been picking on them, so he's had pigs hutch to keep them in and keep them...
Forum: Whining 09-21-2012, 11:24 AM
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Pig died. I got up this morning and he seemed...

Pig died. I got up this morning and he seemed worse frozen down one side and jerking to try and get up. Refused water, just let it dribble bck out . I decided to have him put down because I couldn't...
Forum: Whining 09-20-2012, 11:02 AM
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My guinea pig is very ill. The vet has given me...

My guinea pig is very ill. The vet has given me Baytril to give him but I think it might not work. I may have to have him put down because if this dosn't improve he seriously can't go on like he is. ...
Forum: General 09-11-2012, 01:24 PM
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Views: 9,085
Posted By honeythorn
I am curious as to your source of these bones?

I am curious as to your source of these bones?
Forum: General 09-10-2012, 01:45 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,540
Posted By honeythorn
You can get black pasta dyed with squid ink! I...

You can get black pasta dyed with squid ink! I had some a while ago :)
Forum: General 09-07-2012, 11:58 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 41,059
Posted By honeythorn
OMFG ...

OMFG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZRa3ouHELI&feature=related
Forum: General 09-07-2012, 11:25 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
Charity shops are a goldmine for old necklaces to...

Charity shops are a goldmine for old necklaces to take apart. I also love car boot sales for that as well (garage sales would be the US equivalent I believe )

I've had some lovely things from...
Forum: General 08-29-2012, 01:19 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I wasn't aware you were near there? Well I'll...

I wasn't aware you were near there? Well I'll probably be there next year too so now you know! :)
Forum: General 08-29-2012, 06:50 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I've spent a lovely 6 days in Denmark with my...

I've spent a lovely 6 days in Denmark with my boyfriend ^_^ Went to the Medieval festival in Horsens. I got a beautiful hand cut belt for 120 DK, and then got a pointed embossed steel endpiece for it...
Forum: General 08-21-2012, 02:17 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
If you liked the pen review, read this one for...

If you liked the pen review, read this one for mens hair removal cream. I was half doubled up in my chair.

Read the one by Tagnutt Mandeville ( third down) AMAZING.




...
Forum: General 08-21-2012, 01:11 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
His face when he say's any of it is hilarious. As...

His face when he say's any of it is hilarious. As is the way he pronounces Clitoris.

Personally I have much enjoyed reading the joke reviews on this
...
Forum: Whining 08-20-2012, 11:00 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
O.o That definitely is perplexing. Then again...

O.o That definitely is perplexing. Then again Ulcers can cause quite severe internal bleeding and puking...

Still all the other things you've had/done, sound equally as painful or debilitating (...
Forum: General 08-20-2012, 10:57 AM
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I think that suits you much more than the long...

I think that suits you much more than the long hair . Looks very good.
Forum: General 08-19-2012, 12:18 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
REN- It seriously is the most delicate...

REN-

It seriously is the most delicate thing I have ever handled. It's worse than tissue paper. The inner part with the cells is slightly thicker, but the outside cup is so incredibly fragile.
...
Forum: General 08-19-2012, 07:06 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Here's mine. It's pretty! ...

Here's mine. It's pretty!

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/newpics008-1.jpg
Forum: General 08-18-2012, 07:20 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Oh! WANT! I'm not sure how well it would...

Oh! WANT!

I'm not sure how well it would travel. You'd have to CAREFULLY wrap it in a shit load of bubblewrap, put it in a thick card box, wrap that box in more bubblewrap and put it in another...
Forum: General 08-17-2012, 03:23 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Yes! I want one :( I wish they weren't so...

Yes! I want one :( I wish they weren't so delicate' i'd love to varnish a good specimen and keep it
Forum: General 08-16-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
How weird you mentioning that ! . I found an...

How weird you mentioning that ! . I found an abandoned wasp nest today. I went into the compressor shed at work to turn it off, and in the apex of the roof was the wee wasp nest. I think the wasp...
Forum: General 08-16-2012, 01:48 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
*watches Apocalypto* ............... Rudy...

*watches Apocalypto* ............... Rudy Youngblood where the fuck have you been hiding all this time ? *drool*
Forum: Whining 08-13-2012, 02:04 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
I'd have thought there'd be something to sign...

I'd have thought there'd be something to sign really, or perhaps some sort of test or counselling session ,to confirm you know the risks and understand . If not then there should be.

Seems a bit...
Forum: Whining 08-13-2012, 10:37 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Probably not a current option I suspect, but...

Probably not a current option I suspect, but could you not save up to have that done privately at some point in the future, if there is no other treatment that is safe ?

I know you have to pay...
Forum: General 08-07-2012, 07:57 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Next Taxidermy workshop booked ! :D

Next Taxidermy workshop booked ! :D
Forum: General 08-02-2012, 11:24 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 41,059
Posted By honeythorn
I love how their pop eyes look slightlyin...

I love how their pop eyes look slightlyin opposite directions . And how their skin doesn't fit them properly when they're puppies. They're like little bodies in a too big sock !

My workmate has a...
Forum: General 08-01-2012, 01:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Told you it was dodgy, I knew something sounded...

Told you it was dodgy, I knew something sounded off when you told me about it.

Seriously there must be SOMETHING you can do for a job where you currently live. Anything has to be better than...
Forum: General 08-01-2012, 01:26 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Found out the next Taxidermy workshop is in early...

Found out the next Taxidermy workshop is in early September, the subject will be guinea pigs.

I seriously hope it's not the first weekend because I'll be camping then :(
Forum: General 07-29-2012, 06:04 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Usain Hamster : ...

Usain Hamster :

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/newpics007-1.jpg
Forum: General 07-29-2012, 05:46 AM
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The fact you've asked us to guess suggests you're...

The fact you've asked us to guess suggests you're far older than you appear. Assuming you haven't fallen out of a certain Anne Rice novel, I would guess you are either 78 years of age and going...
Forum: General 07-29-2012, 05:42 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I can do a pic of my hamster, but sadly it's...

I can do a pic of my hamster, but sadly it's actually against the law to take photos of the museum specimens. Not sure why that is, can't be because of light damage ( I think this is the case with...
Forum: General 07-28-2012, 01:09 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Also, the room in which we did the workshop,...

Also, the room in which we did the workshop, situated in St Barts Pathology museum, was AMAZING. It's a very tall room, with walkways on 2 levels round the walls. Every single shel is crammed with...
Forum: General 07-28-2012, 01:00 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Today I went to London, to do a one day basic...

Today I went to London, to do a one day basic taxidermy workshop.

The subjects were hamsters. Mine is a bit of an obese one, Dark brown, white and ginger. Sort of a tortoishell hamster.

I've...
Forum: General 07-25-2012, 03:10 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
Do you have any Home bargains stores where you...

Do you have any Home bargains stores where you are? They do a ready mixed cocktail in a pouch with a tap thing on the bottom for pouring. About 7 quid a pouch. Mojito and sex on the beach ect ect ....
Forum: General 07-25-2012, 03:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,117
Posted By honeythorn
We've had a bumblebee nest in an old birdbox...

We've had a bumblebee nest in an old birdbox again this year. Next doors cat had a rather nasty surprise, when it tried to raid the box thinking it would get a fat bird chick. No kitty... no... All...
Forum: Literature 07-25-2012, 01:02 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 32,044
Posted By honeythorn
Seriously the memes make it hilarious. So many of...

Seriously the memes make it hilarious. So many of my friends cougar pals from the stables are drooling and dribbling over this book. I need to post the review on facebook.

What gets me is how...
Forum: Literature 07-24-2012, 01:40 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 32,044
Posted By honeythorn
You forgot "Bite" The amount of times she's...

You forgot "Bite" The amount of times she's bitten her lip I'm astounded it hasn't fucking dropped off. And I've only managed to plough through half of the first book ( woman at work brought it in ) ...
Forum: Whining 07-24-2012, 12:40 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
Titus Died Monday morning ( rabbit ) I gave him...

Titus Died Monday morning ( rabbit ) I gave him some fresh water he looked fine ( well as fine as he could since he's been hill but he was back on his feet at least ) and ten mintues later I went up...
Forum: General 07-24-2012, 12:31 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
No. EVERYBODY come to Birmingham and have drinks....

No. EVERYBODY come to Birmingham and have drinks. Ok perhaps not everybody O.o I warn you... it's a fucking dump. But it has alcohol, and I think I can probably locate a slightly nicer pub than the...
Forum: General 07-22-2012, 12:15 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
Come to Birmingham dammnit. We must drink jaeger...

Come to Birmingham dammnit. We must drink jaeger as of old.
Forum: General 07-21-2012, 09:15 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
:o YOOOUUUUU! *Points at Mir* ..............*HUG*...

:o YOOOUUUUU! *Points at Mir* ..............*HUG* ^___^ Yay.
Forum: General 07-18-2012, 01:27 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I don't want to count my dragons before they've...

I don't want to count my dragons before they've hatched, but Titus can sort of sit up now. He's wobbly like he's pissed, but he can sit up almost normally and slightly hop about a bit ( he falls over...
Forum: General 07-18-2012, 01:06 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
My fur cleaning kit FINALLY fucking arrived. Only...

My fur cleaning kit FINALLY fucking arrived. Only took 4 months <_<

At least I can now clean all my vintage furs and collars, and Algenon the fox skin. Ralf is fine he doesn't need it, or my blue...
Forum: Shill 07-15-2012, 03:16 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,018
Posted By honeythorn
*offers the mild bleach and acid soloution *

*offers the mild bleach and acid soloution *
Forum: Whining 07-13-2012, 11:56 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
I wonder how many other people have had to buy...

I wonder how many other people have had to buy Tena lady for a rabbit....

Titus has been struck with E.Cuniculi, it's parylsed him. Vet has given me medicine ( Panacur ) , he may or may not...
Forum: General 07-11-2012, 01:43 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I'm going on a one day taxidermy course in London...

I'm going on a one day taxidermy course in London at St Barts' pathology museum. The subject will be a hamster.

But WHAT WAY TO POSE HIM? Give me ideas people. I wonder if I could get him in a...
Forum: Shill 07-09-2012, 12:19 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,018
Posted By honeythorn
You said it was in the old testament. But you...

You said it was in the old testament. But you have not said WHERE in the old testment. What page/pages it is written that they are the same being. Tht's what she wants to know. Exactly where in the...
Forum: General 07-09-2012, 12:10 PM
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I haven't got round to Nik Fiend yet ! I...

I haven't got round to Nik Fiend yet !

I have however, met all of Specimen and had my photo taken with Johnny Slut ^___^ His codpiece was magnificent. THEY HAVEN'T AGED. AT ALL. No joke.

I...
Forum: General 07-09-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I haven't read the whole book and have absolutely...

I haven't read the whole book and have absolutely no intention of ever doing so , after downloading a free 22 chapter sample on my tablet. IT'S FUCKING SHIT.

However, THIS has absolutely made my...
Forum: Music 07-07-2012, 03:42 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,752,747
Posted By honeythorn
This beautiful cover of The Sound of silence. ...

This beautiful cover of The Sound of silence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cJy22lxqC8s#!
Forum: Shill 07-05-2012, 12:13 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,018
Posted By honeythorn
She would like to know exactly where in the book...

She would like to know exactly where in the book it say's that. Which chapter and verse ect.
Forum: Whining 07-05-2012, 10:45 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 11,706
Posted By honeythorn
Had to have a back tooth out >.< It's just a bit...

Had to have a back tooth out >.< It's just a bit sore now thankfully. The tooth in front of it was giving me a right old load of gyp. I couldn't even bite anything soft like fresh bread, or a banana....
Forum: General 07-04-2012, 12:48 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Aw thankyou :)

Aw thankyou :)
Forum: General 07-03-2012, 12:56 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
I honestly had NOTHING to say to him. I'm not...

I honestly had NOTHING to say to him. I'm not clever. He on the other hand is very clever. So I felt like a pillock. I just listened and lurked. Bianca's friend David was doing enough talking for...
Forum: General 07-02-2012, 11:28 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Andi Sexgang... I MET HIM. HE'S FUCKING TINY (...

Andi Sexgang... I MET HIM. HE'S FUCKING TINY ( and standing on tiptoes in this picture ) Nuff said :)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/548074_10151866523280397_21697900_n.jpg
Forum: General 07-02-2012, 11:04 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Also, I MET ANDI SEXGANG. On Saturday. And he is...

Also, I MET ANDI SEXGANG. On Saturday. And he is tiny! He's like 5'2 and he actually stood on tiptoe when I had my photo taken with him :rolleyes:

I nearly stole him. I could have stuffed him...
Forum: General 07-02-2012, 09:54 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Looks like my brother and John from work will be...

Looks like my brother and John from work will be wanting to emigrate quite soon then....
Forum: General 07-02-2012, 09:53 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
We beat the monthly budget at work. Because it...

We beat the monthly budget at work. Because it was a BIG budget last month, instead of the usual free raffle (the prizes of which consist of chocolates, wine and beer ) we are getting a pizza each...
Forum: General 06-29-2012, 11:35 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Well good luck , I hope it does work out for you....

Well good luck , I hope it does work out for you. You'll be able to get MSN and so on when there right?
Forum: General 06-29-2012, 11:11 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Ren, if you do something like move to live and...

Ren, if you do something like move to live and work in another country, it's the sort of thing that needs to be carefully planned over a decent period of time, and to be somewhere you actually have...
Forum: General 06-29-2012, 11:03 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
The first thing I said to Ren after he told me on...

The first thing I said to Ren after he told me on MSN was DON'T GO. Based on all the info given ( yes Alan, really ) and the controlling and insensitive nature of these relatives as Ren has...
Forum: General 06-29-2012, 09:39 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Is there really no way they can give you a longer...

Is there really no way they can give you a longer period of time to think about the trip? Why can you not simply telephone or email your relative in Colombia once you have made a decision?
...
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 11:15 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
I don't think they hate him. But I do think...

I don't think they hate him. But I do think they've gone about the whole situation in a rather uncaring and cold way. And they certainly haven't given him anywhere near enough time to consider the...
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 11:07 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Actually he has spoken of family issues on MSN...

Actually he has spoken of family issues on MSN previously. Which is why I am not taking a negative approach to this on a random whim.
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 10:48 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
He explained in detail over MSN. I can only...

He explained in detail over MSN. I can only comment based on the info I am given , and in the way it was given. I have given you no detailed info on my family, so no, you can't comment. Ren has told...
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Gosh someone's feeling witty today.

Gosh someone's feeling witty today.
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 10:07 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,238
Posted By honeythorn
Since you know nothing about my family, or me for...

Since you know nothing about my family, or me for that matter, you are in no position to comment on how sound my advice on such matters is.
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 10:02 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
The 45 BPAL imps I won on ebay have finally...

The 45 BPAL imps I won on ebay have finally arrived from Canada. I've sniffed 8 so far and only dislike 2 . They smell slightly mannish to me so I might persuade Father that he likes them.
Forum: General 06-27-2012, 02:03 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I now know there exists... an Andrew Eldritch...

I now know there exists... an Andrew Eldritch LEGO MAN. I NEED HIM.
Forum: General 06-24-2012, 03:22 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,288
Posted By honeythorn
No! That cannot be true! Don't destroy my dreams!

No! That cannot be true! Don't destroy my dreams!
Forum: General 06-22-2012, 10:37 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,288
Posted By honeythorn
There isn't a Philosophy. It's just a type of...

There isn't a Philosophy. It's just a type of music with a style of fashion attached to it. It's not affiliated with any religions, has no goals, and promotes nothing.

Like most other kinds of...
Forum: General 06-18-2012, 01:38 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 24,500
Posted By honeythorn
Dead things. They're so collectable! . Live...

Dead things. They're so collectable! .

Live tropical fish, but no new ones for a while , a tank should never be overstocked. They are also VERRRY collectable. It's difficult going into the LFS...
Forum: General 06-16-2012, 08:33 AM
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I'd say I was surprised, but to be fair I can't...

I'd say I was surprised, but to be fair I can't say much ,because I've never watched a great deal of those "must see" films most people have seen a million times.

I've never watched any of the...
Forum: General 06-16-2012, 07:27 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,585
Posted By honeythorn
I don't notice you're there most of the time...

I don't notice you're there most of the time Deadman. And frankly most of us on here if not all of us, are several hundred or even several thousand miles away from where you live. It doesn't matter...
Forum: Whining 06-15-2012, 01:35 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
I can cope with celery if it's young slim stems ,...

I can cope with celery if it's young slim stems , but when it get larger and you get the big thick sticks of it, I find the taste too strong and a little bitter :confused: I can't dip it in anything...
Forum: General 06-12-2012, 12:55 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
Why do they have to be alive for that?

Why do they have to be alive for that?
Forum: General 06-11-2012, 09:00 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
My ebay win of 6 old vintage fur stoles HAZ...

My ebay win of 6 old vintage fur stoles HAZ ARRIVED.

Foxy can go on the bed to keep Ralf the Racoondog company, his tail is all matted so I will try to srt that if I can...


One of the...
Forum: General 06-09-2012, 05:58 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 90,662
Posted By honeythorn
I think I might try and squeeze in gym cardio...

I think I might try and squeeze in gym cardio session on sunday mornings ( it's bodypump - weights class on sunday evenings )

I had a remarkably good Bodyattack class today ( high impact...
Forum: Fashion 06-05-2012, 02:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 5,254
Posted By honeythorn
I second ebay and etsy. More ebay than etsy. ...

I second ebay and etsy. More ebay than etsy.

Etsy sellers can be hilarious about their asking prices. Because frankly there is some serious SHIT on there for astoundingly high cost.
Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2012, 07:40 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,712
Posted By honeythorn
I remember reading about that. Urrgh >.<

I remember reading about that. Urrgh >.<
Forum: Fashion 06-04-2012, 12:07 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 29,463
Posted By honeythorn
I've started using a facial roller ( Body shop, ...

I've started using a facial roller ( Body shop, rubber knobbly one ) to help smoosh my serum in a bit more. Hopefully I won't end up with a face like my mother's

I have seen sets with tiny...
Forum: General 06-04-2012, 11:54 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
That picture has to be the best thing I've seen...

That picture has to be the best thing I've seen all day. Pug slippers FOR a pug ?? Brilliant. \

Though like most dogs when you put any sort of clothing on them, he looks incredibly sheepish and...
Forum: Whining 05-28-2012, 11:46 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
THE JEHOVAS HAVE FOUND US. He was such a...

THE JEHOVAS HAVE FOUND US.

He was such a lovely old man but pleasepleaseplease go away I do not want your Jehova!

To be fair I think they're beginning to learn tact, at least round here. He...
Forum: Spooky News 05-28-2012, 11:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,726
Posted By honeythorn
Miami police shoot a man, eating another man's face

Looks like the old Zombie apocalypse has arrived after all eh? :rolleyes:

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

Got the link from a rather...
Forum: General 05-25-2012, 09:58 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I now know what my boyfriend will be complaining...

I now know what my boyfriend will be complaining about on MSN tonight !! :(
Forum: Whining 05-23-2012, 10:55 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
I have turned into a one woman snot factory for...

I have turned into a one woman snot factory for no apparant reason :(
Forum: General 05-20-2012, 01:44 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,707
Posted By honeythorn
Mother's side of the family is welsh, Father's...

Mother's side of the family is welsh, Father's side is presumably scottish as his surname ( and therefore my immediate family's ) is scottish .

However, I don't see the point in going around...
Forum: General 05-16-2012, 12:47 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,263
Posted By honeythorn
Watermelon :)

Watermelon :)
Forum: General 05-12-2012, 01:21 PM
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When I am bored... and I have glue.. and craft...

When I am bored... and I have glue.. and craft stuff... and DEAD SHIT....This is what I do.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/honeythorn/newpics130hgtfe.jpg\
...
Forum: Whining 05-10-2012, 11:26 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,512,856
Posted By honeythorn
Same here Miss C. Though in your case it's...

Same here Miss C. Though in your case it's probably all the medication you have to take ,fucking around with your hormones I'd say. If so I can't even begin to imagine how annoying and disheartening...
Forum: General 05-07-2012, 12:23 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
As I type this post I am wearing foot and a half...

As I type this post I am wearing foot and a half long Ibex horns on my head. Iss naaaice....
Forum: General 05-07-2012, 01:45 AM
Replies: 5,841
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Posted By honeythorn
Yo, don't look at the UK we definitely don't have...

Yo, don't look at the UK we definitely don't have it. Nothing but torrential rain and flood warnings for the past fortnight !!!!
Forum: Whining 05-02-2012, 02:11 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Not even if you fix the wall?

Not even if you fix the wall?
Forum: General 05-02-2012, 02:07 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Never try to eat anything bigger than your head!

Never try to eat anything bigger than your head!
Forum: General 05-02-2012, 02:07 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
If there's another one after this one I can go....

If there's another one after this one I can go. This one's a bit short notice.
Forum: General 04-28-2012, 09:07 AM
Replies: 5,841
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Posted By honeythorn
ATTENTION : I HAVE PURHASED A SHED. :) ...

ATTENTION :

I HAVE PURHASED A SHED. :)

I feel better now.

I took the bull by the bollocks and sidestepped my father's severe procrastination and general fannying about, and bought a second...
Forum: Whining 04-27-2012, 07:12 AM
Replies: 8,837
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Posted By honeythorn
My oldest brother is such a neurotic asshole. ...

My oldest brother is such a neurotic asshole.

He called me on Monday ( I was in Denmark ) and after hello his opening line was " why didn't you tell me dad has cancer? "

.....PARDON?

Turns...
Forum: General 04-16-2012, 02:21 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
o______o ......................

o______o ......................
Forum: General 04-12-2012, 01:33 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Oohhhhh! Yes I remember a little now :) I still...

Oohhhhh! Yes I remember a little now :) I still have nothing to say so there won't be another one :P
Forum: General 04-11-2012, 03:05 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I got an easter egg ( Double decker yumyum) in...

I got an easter egg ( Double decker yumyum) in the raffle AND it had a mug with it.

AND I have had a pay rise ( everyone at work has ) ^_____^ admittedly not the vast payrise I deserve, for...
Forum: General 04-11-2012, 02:56 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
FRUIT! I SAW YOU! There's no hiding, I distinctly...

FRUIT! I SAW YOU! There's no hiding, I distinctly recall your visage being where that wee white box now sits *points*

I can't recall if I ever did a video for this place.... I may have done but I...
Forum: General 04-09-2012, 03:30 PM
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Posted By honeythorn
Aww bless ya ^___^ It's actually a snood thing....

Aww bless ya ^___^ It's actually a snood thing. Just a tube really. You can supposedly wear it in several ways. Neckwarmer/scarf, headband, bandana, snood, riot mask....
Forum: General 04-09-2012, 07:00 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,359
Posted By honeythorn
It's only just started and I'm not sure I can...

It's only just started and I'm not sure I can cope....
Forum: General 04-09-2012, 06:56 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Oh last one I promise ! I found a dress in the...

Oh last one I promise ! I found a dress in the bottom of my wardobe that's been there so long I can't recall where the hell I got it from, and have never worn. I need to lose a few pounds more to...
Forum: General 04-09-2012, 06:55 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
Right, I haven't alarmed you all with any pics...

Right, I haven't alarmed you all with any pics for some time so here goes, rather a mixed lot of crap that's been occurring lately.

First off, this lady appeared seemingly from nowhere, onstage as...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 06:22 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,359
Posted By honeythorn
I spent way too much time cackling at that...

I spent way too much time cackling at that thread, it was ace. Do it.
Forum: General 04-01-2012, 06:52 AM
Replies: 2,401
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Posted By honeythorn
Shit.. i meant to type SEW not ews... urrgh...

Shit.. i meant to type SEW not ews... urrgh >.<
Forum: General 03-31-2012, 10:31 AM
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Posted By honeythorn
I ews bits of dead things together as a hobby (...

I ews bits of dead things together as a hobby ( for those who don't know ) This weeks creation is the beginning of a nice new head-dress thingamabob, which I will wear to leap round the Wicker man...
Forum: General 03-28-2012, 12:41 PM
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Views: 2,925
Posted By honeythorn
Happy Birthday ! :)

Happy Birthday ! :)
Forum: General 03-25-2012, 11:49 AM
Replies: 5,841
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Posted By honeythorn
I realise this may be a case of severe and...

I realise this may be a case of severe and irredeemable FAIL... but at almost 30 years of age I have only just now "made" my first ever bag of microwave popcorn :eek: ( Butterkist butter flavour )...
Forum: General 03-19-2012, 11:20 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 90,662
Posted By honeythorn
*sigh* Legs bums n tums ( medium impact aerobics...

*sigh* Legs bums n tums ( medium impact aerobics basically )

I need to fix my bike so I can ride it to work when the weather warms up. Needs the tires pumping up and a new saddle. I saw some big...
Forum: General 03-16-2012, 04:19 PM
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Views: 90,662
Posted By honeythorn
It's like...quasi-latin dancing crossed with...

It's like...quasi-latin dancing crossed with aerobics...ish. I feel and look like the worlds greatest TWAT doing it, but I'm sweating buckets by the end so it's doing something useful I hope.
...
Forum: General 03-16-2012, 03:41 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,452
Posted By honeythorn
Watch Cristopher Walken dance. This cannot fail...

Watch Cristopher Walken dance. This cannot fail to pump anyone up. Look at him go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZbckwYY9r4
Forum: General 03-16-2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 90,662
Posted By honeythorn
Zumba has killed me. That woman is on fucking...

Zumba has killed me. That woman is on fucking speed or something. She does a class in another town, and when it finishes, she drives like the wind to my town and does out class. I want some of...
Forum: General 02-27-2012, 10:32 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
We dont have set mealtime in my house apart from...

We dont have set mealtime in my house apart from the evening one ( tea ) Dinner is midday, anything before that is breakfast. Anything inbetween those times has no name for the time it;s eaten.

...
Forum: Whining 02-26-2012, 12:14 PM
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Views: 5,883
Posted By honeythorn
I can barely take a shot of it. Even with the...

I can barely take a shot of it. Even with the salt and slice of lemon. Just nasty stuff >.< I've never tried it mixed into another drink or cocktail though ( to my knowledge )
Forum: General 02-26-2012, 08:23 AM
Replies: 5,841
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Posted By honeythorn
Nonono. teatime over here doesn't literally mean...

Nonono. teatime over here doesn't literally mean time to drink tes ( any more ) Teatime round where I live at least, is basically dinnertime when everyone eats. Not sure why it's now called tea time...
Forum: General 02-25-2012, 04:52 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
I SAY ! That chap with the fan is terribly...

I SAY ! That chap with the fan is terribly fetching....

In other news, mother bought my niece a comic and a hello kitty PEZ sweet dispenser. But she will never have that dispenser because it is...
Forum: General 02-24-2012, 01:54 PM
Replies: 5,841
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Posted By honeythorn
Seriously over here they do NOT go the fuck away...

Seriously over here they do NOT go the fuck away unless you do something to force them. Their door knockibng and pushy preaching and leaflet distribution, has occasionally been literally borderline...
Forum: General 02-23-2012, 10:30 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,063
Posted By honeythorn
Fucking hell it's taken them this long to plague...

Fucking hell it's taken them this long to plague you? You've been lucky until now....

Sadly they will NEVER leave you alone. Unless you throw water/vegetable peelings on them or literally threaten...
Forum: General 02-21-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,098
Posted By honeythorn
I'm pretty sure this isn't GM Fruity. They just...

I'm pretty sure this isn't GM Fruity. They just took normal stem cells from a cow, and have basically provided them with a nutrient to grow in, that would basically contain all the things a cow...
Forum: General 02-20-2012, 03:41 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,098
Posted By honeythorn
They electro shock it to grow it, a la...

They electro shock it to grow it, a la frankenstein. I figure they'll work a way out to " exercise " it in some way. Frankenmeat !
Forum: General 02-20-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,098
Posted By honeythorn
Not sure if you guys over there (wherever) have...

Not sure if you guys over there (wherever) have seen this in your own news?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/feb/19/test-tube-burger-meat-eating?newsfeed=true

Interesting. I'd try...
Forum: General 02-17-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 880,410
Posted By honeythorn
A pub crawl and a curry will shortly make my...

A pub crawl and a curry will shortly make my evening.
Forum: General 02-08-2012, 11:13 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,098
Posted By honeythorn
Oh yes... then there's the problem of weather and...

Oh yes... then there's the problem of weather and seasons.

You know what happens when somewhere gets a bad season and the crops fail? You get no fucking food. Imagine that on a global scale. One...
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