Worst Movie

disorder · 04-13-2006, 02:33 AM

Worst movie you've ever seen.

Waste of time and money making.

eg. 'Suddenly Thirty'

*shudders*

Demonista_Ravenesque · 04-13-2006, 02:42 AM

Anything in the Scary Movie franchise.

I also hated War Of The Worlds and Narnia.

Not to mention AEON FLUX!

Argh, it was pretty but they completely trashed a potentially great movie!

Morrigan_Dubh · 04-13-2006, 03:07 AM

Bad Boys 2
I was coerced to see this in the cinema, which makes it even sorer that I spent money to be insulted by cynical Hollywood producers' pure contempt for the cinema-going public.

The script, the plot, the acting were all hackneyed drivel... cliché after cliché after cliché was fired at the audience, and an overload of flashy stunts and pyrotechics in the hopes that it might distract us from the fact that there was NOTHING original about the film. Casual racism and an "America, Fuck Yeah!" attitude pervade the film, without any sign of it being tongue-in-cheek.

You might think I'm prejudiced against this kind of popcorn-for-the-brain film, but I like action films, and even can tolerate cop buddy flicks when they are done well (I actually love "Lethal Weapon"). I have even been known to enjoy the occasional Will Smith role.

However, there's nothing redeeming about this film at all.

bjork_freak · 04-13-2006, 03:46 AM

Date Movie. Worst movie ever made.

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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
I also hated War Of The Worlds and Narnia.

You hated War of the Worlds? I thought that movie was very well done. What didn't you like about it? I didn't get to see Narnia. I probably shouldn't. It should be illegal for filmmakers to open good books.

horrorgirl · 04-13-2006, 08:54 AM

I couldn't stand Underworld. There were parts so badly written that I laughed out loud on several occasions. Cursed comes in a close second.

CreepyTendencies · 04-13-2006, 09:53 AM

Wicked was pretty darn awful, as was Heebie Jeebies. At least both of them were straight to video though.

end.of.eternity · 04-13-2006, 11:13 AM

Hmm probably a romantic comedy film, which my mom makes me watch sometimes. I never remember their names afterwards, they're all similar.

chelseagirl · 04-13-2006, 12:40 PM

Hollywood Vampyr....or pretty much anything put out by BrainDamage.

Pathogen. · 04-13-2006, 01:23 PM

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I couldn't stand Underworld. There were parts so badly written that I laughed out loud on several occasions. Cursed comes in a close second.

HORRORGIRL; I'm with you on that. Seeing the preview for "Cursed" a year ago was enough to make me not want to see it. "Underworld": Saw that flick the day it hit theatres with an ex-squatmate. The whole thing was a blatant rip-off of "Blade". The only redeemable qualities that movie had was: 1) The vampires-vs.-werewolves conflict plot and 2) Kate Beckinsale in tight black PVC! Still, the flick hella sucked!

Pathogen. · 04-13-2006, 01:32 PM

*200 Cigarettes [1999].
*Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes [1978].
*Lady In The Lake [1946]. [Worst Film-Noir flick ever.]
*Anything directed by Ed Wood.
*Anything directed by Uwe Boll. [Can you say "House Of The Dead"? Can you say "Bloodrayne", boys & girls?]
*The Scary Movie series.
*Anything with Rob Schneider in it.
*The Scream series.
*The I Know What You Did Last Summer series.
*House Of 1000 Corpses [2003].
*The sequels to The Crow.
*Colour Of Night [1990]. [Worst Neo-Noir flick ever.]
*U-Turn [1997]. Directed by Oliver Stone. [Second worst Neo-Noir flick ever.]

chelseagirl · 04-13-2006, 02:20 PM

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*House Of 1000 Corpses [2003].

Aww, I loved House of 1000 Corpses!

spookypurple · 04-13-2006, 03:03 PM

Most 80s action films.

end.of.eternity · 04-14-2006, 01:57 AM

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If you can remember the plot or the actors, I could probably figure out which one it is...

Hmm, it's always like this, a man fells in love with a woman. Then they live happily ever after. End of the story.

...Of course, there are some circumstances beetween the beginning and ending which make them harder to be together or get along or anything, it changes depending on movie, but they end up like solving things anyway.

Blahh.

Actors I can remember umm Hugh Grant. Julia Roberts. Tom Hanks, Richard Gere... not that they're all appearing in one movie, those are just ones I've remember seeing once. And they're probably all the names I know of them

Morrigan_Dubh · 04-14-2006, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathogen.

*Anything with Rob Schneider in it.

But what about "The Stapler"? That was a superb physcological thriler! They portrayed the anguish of a man suddenly removed from his safe zone, and forced to adapt to the rigours of life a stationery equipment so well...

Anyone else seen Nick Fury - Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with David Hasselhoff? *shudder* If you haven't, then don't.
Oh and "Wing Commander" with Freddie "Buffy-f*cker" Prinze Jr? It is so bad it is good.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 04-14-2006, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigan_Dubh

But what about "The Stapler"? That was a superb physcological thriler! They portrayed the anguish of a man suddenly removed from his safe zone, and forced to adapt to the rigours of life a stationery equipment so well...

LMAO!!! Hahahahaha! Oh, I fucking love South Park.

Better clean the milk off my computer monitor.

Binkie · 04-14-2006, 10:42 AM

Twisted (2004)

And there's a whole category of straight to video movies that have such small budgets, but regardless they try to whore the entire movie with extremely shitty CG effects anyways (akin to those seen in "Lawnmower Man"). For those it's a matter of what's worse - the storyline, acting, or CG? Anything out of that category (including titles such as: "The Sound of Thunder," "The Thing Below," and other mind-numbing adventures).

edible_eye · 04-14-2006, 10:47 AM

hercules, with lou ferrigno.

Pathogen. · 04-14-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigan_Dubh

Anyone else seen Nick Fury - Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with David Hasselhoff? *shudder* If you haven't, then don't.
Oh and "Wing Commander" with Freddie "Buffy-f*cker" Prinze Jr? It is so bad it is good.

"Wing Commander" sounds like a "Top Gun" rip-off flick! Fuck the Buffy-fucker.
I had no idea that "Nick Fury: Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D." was made into a flick. That was one of my favourite comicbooks growing up. This is new to me. If it is, then it was probably one of those straight-to-video/DVD releases or just as bad, made-for-cable television.

Engulfed_in_darkness · 04-14-2006, 02:29 PM

Worst movie ever? Shrek. Wannabe midevil bastards.

An Eccentric Cellist · 04-14-2006, 02:35 PM

Napolean Dynamite... I hope your writers burn in hell for writing a script so horrible. Gods above I despise that movie!

Beowulf · 04-14-2006, 04:43 PM

Eegah! (1962)

I witnessed this celluloid attrocity on the Horror Channel (along with `Rock n` Roll Zombies` which was so bad it was funny).

Eeagah starred Richard Kiel (Jaws in the Bond films) as a caveman discovered in modern day (1960`s ) California (Hmmm did someone get the idea for `Encino man` from this?).

Was Eegah in ZZ Top ? (click for picture)

"It turns out a towering caveman (read: unwashed Richard Kiel wearing an animal carcass) has been dwelling in the desert near Palm Springs since the dawn of time. By a freak accident (read: the plot) Roxy is the first modern human to encounter him, although "almost running him down because the stupid Neanderthal is standing in the middle of the road" is more accurate. Mr. Miller decides to go looking for the living fossil and does indeed meet Eegah. Unfortunately he trips during the encounter and manages to inflict the same amount damage on himself that you would expect when jumping off a two story building onto concrete. When dad fails to show up the two lovers go looking for him in the dune buggy. " Bad Movies.com

Engulfed_in_darkness · 04-14-2006, 04:56 PM

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Napolean Dynamite... I hope your writers burn in hell for writing a script so horrible. Gods above I despise that movie!

My friend would deeply disagree as do I.

An Eccentric Cellist · 04-14-2006, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Engulfed_in_darkness

My friend would deeply disagree as do I.

Okie Dokie then. Why did you like it? What was the point of the movie Napoleon Dynamite?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 04-14-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by An Eccentric Cellist

Napolean Dynamite... I hope your writers burn in hell for writing a script so horrible. Gods above I despise that movie!

FUCKING AGREED!!!

disorder · 04-14-2006, 10:29 PM

Flight Plan. I think the highlight of the movie was right at the beginning when, on departing from Berlin, the little girl ask her mum if 'they have toast in America'. The whole movie went down-hill from there.