the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 53

six_inch_heels · 08-13-2006, 02:23 PM

Granted. However it turns out your cat has only moved because she sees more pleasureable diversions in chasing your toes. While you recover from having her ass in your face she nibbles your feet, causing you horrible discomfort for the rest of the evening.

I wish we hadn't run out of tea.

Alaizabel Cray · 08-13-2006, 04:13 PM

Granted. You have plenty of tea. So much in fact, that you drown in it and die.

I wish my parents would allow me to be nocturnal.

Maj.Bromley · 08-13-2006, 04:53 PM

Granted,your nocturnal, but, when you wake up in the night, a burglur is in the house and sees you and shoots you. hehe, I kno, lame

I wish my 360 would connect to the internet..

Dark_love_2008 · 08-14-2006, 03:38 PM

Granted* You finally get the connection and the next day your house is demolished in a freak accedent along with the 360 and everything else you hold dear.

I wish I could think of a place and instantly be there (the speed of thought)

She_Is_My_Sin · 08-14-2006, 03:48 PM

Granted. But wherever you go it's at it's worst & it stinks & stuff.

I wish I wasn't scared of robots.

Solumina · 08-15-2006, 07:56 AM

Granted but you are now terrified of air.

I wish that my brother wasn't so obnoxious.

Dark_love_2008 · 08-18-2006, 01:07 PM

Granted* now he's dead and your parent's blame you for it everyday from now on.

I wish I wasn't surrounded by stupid people

She_Is_My_Sin · 08-18-2006, 02:17 PM

Granted. You're now surrounded by cows, that moo all the time.

I wish I could afford the dress I have my eye on, the shoes & the Rocky Horror Show tickets.

Alaizabel Cray · 08-19-2006, 12:40 AM

Granted. You now have all the money you'll need to buy anything you want. Sadly, that makes you an excellent target for pick-pocketers and before you can spend it, the cash is gone.

I wish school didn't start so soon.

roserougesang · 08-19-2006, 01:09 AM

Granted. School doesn't start................for another 10 years.

During that time, due to not being able to go to school, you are unable to get a decent job without qualifications and end up dirt-poor for the rest of your life, not even having enough to go back to school.

I wish I had several bunches of nice dried roses.

Alaizabel Cray · 08-19-2006, 01:51 PM

Granted. A mass quantity of dried roses is now in your posession. Too bad a terrorist group has just unleashed an ugly bug that only feeds off of dead plants (the perfect plan, for who would suspect terrorists to be behind a weird fly-type thing rather than building WMD?). They swarm your home, and once they finish with your roses and have grown to a freakish size of 10 feet tall, they go after you, disregarding the fact that you are neither dead or a plant. You die. (Lame, I know, haha)

I wish James Dean was still alive so I could meet him.

The_JoKeReSs · 08-19-2006, 03:50 PM

Granted! James Dean now lives, but as you wait outside his front door to finally meet him a scarily crazed Priest mistakes you for a vampire and runs up to you, steaking you through the heart and chopping off your head. . . . Dang, James Dean invites Priest in for coffee. o.O
Haha.

I wish i owned the Tardis. ^.^

Dark_love_2008 · 08-22-2006, 11:28 AM

Granted* However now that you own it, everyone goes after you because they now have a desired need to have it as well. Sooner or later, someone will kill you for it

Dark_love_2008 · 08-24-2006, 03:45 PM

oops* I wish everything was simple in life

She_Is_My_Sin · 09-04-2006, 04:28 AM

Granted but it's too boringly simple.

I wish I knew the enitire plot to Tom Brown's School Day's already.

Maj.Bromley · 09-04-2006, 05:33 AM

Granted, except, you know too much, too fast, and you become mentally ill and are mentally retarded for the rest of your life. You repeat three phrases until death, "Tom" "Brown" "Too Much".

I wish I werent sick in bed today.

She_Is_My_Sin · 09-04-2006, 05:45 AM

Granted, you aren't sick in bed. You're sick in someone elses bed. & they aren't happy about that.

I wish I was a little bit slimmer.

Delkaetre · 09-04-2006, 06:03 AM

You become a little bit slimmer... and a little bit more... and a little more... until you waste away to nothing but a breath of air.

I wish I had some food I really liked in the house.

Maj.Bromley · 09-04-2006, 06:19 AM

Granted, but you binge on the food and become fatter than holy hell until your so massive that, you become like a star and eventually collapse into yourself. haha

I wish I could have a dark, evil undead pony.

Delkaetre · 09-04-2006, 06:25 AM

It will eat your face then rampage and kill all you have ever known or loved, leaving you maimed and alone.

I wish I could have a copy of Oblivion and a computer powerful enough to play it on.

Slap Your Love · 09-04-2006, 12:42 PM

You get the computer and Oblivion, play it and the pc burst into flames engulfing your entire home and you with it.

I wish I could fly. Pretty please?

Alaizabel Cray · 09-04-2006, 12:52 PM

Congratulations, you are now able to fly!! However, it's only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high (thanks to The Vandals for that one, haha).

I wish Slap Your Love's title thingy was true, and they really were Bela Lugosi.

PersephoneX · 09-04-2006, 09:52 PM

granted....but only if i can have some too...

i wish that my teddybear could talk...in ancient arimeaic....

Dreaming Vendetta · 09-04-2006, 10:08 PM

Granted, your teddybear can speak in arimeaic. However, teddy speaks it in an unintelligible Romanian accent, preventing even the most learned scholars of language from understanding the horribly garbled ancient dialect. Endlessly frustrated by this, you gradually lose your grasp on sanity.

I wish summer would last a few more weeks.

PersephoneX · 09-04-2006, 10:16 PM

granted...but you'lll be outside too long, and get a sunburn to remember...

i wish i could read minds...