The Arena

[An Eccentric Cellist]

Originally Posted by artist

anyone know who wrote? this it it good shit I want to read more.

Reflections looking back at me through the broken pieces of the looking glass
Pianful and joyful moments of my past.
The task of putting the pieces back stand's before me
Will i ever truely see in the looking glass?
some pieces fit just right and provide great insight.
As i look down i see my bleeding hands
will i ever understand that pieces of the broken glass will never fit just right?

Deary, there is such a thing as introducing yourself and a Poetry thread where A Simple Poet can get his hooks into you for spelling and punctuation. As much as I find double posting tacky this is necessary, GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF! Also, DON'T POST POETRY IN A BURN THREAD! IT'S JUST NOT DONE!

[Draconysius]

This should DEFINITELY be stickied.

Thank goodness that twat BADSEED hasn't been here for awhile (lest I'm mistaken). Immature, egomaniacal, shit-brained, ignorant, and generally twatty. Ahh, curse words; the tools of the intellectually deviant.

Np: Classix Nouveaux-Is It a Dream

Sanctus and Wolf, don't blame me for the lack of luster...I'm trying but the echo is putting me off!

[WolfMoon]

Tom, it's sad that the irreversable advance of Time has rendered your member non-functioning. Get some viagra, and don't blame your failing member on us.




Kin, I see you've managed to tear yourself away from your emo-cryfest long enough to ineffectually 'flame' me. Nice try, sweetie. It was really inventive, but Emos can't harm me.

[nuksaa]

Sanctus: I told you before, enough with your fantasies of me wearing your underwear and shoes. I am just not going to do it. I am glad to hear you have your own 'milk bar'. You must give the men in the breadline real hope. And, since you are still alive, there will never be a lack of a willing receptacle; just a lack of me being interested in the receptacle. I am sure my show will be in the same time slot as your food network program. What was the episode this week? "Creative condiments" or "How to make a Sanctus Sandwich" - Definitely a new definition of how a 'Philly Cheese Steak' is made.

Crom: You bring false accusation against Sanctus. Sanctus can do more than one thing at a time. Just last week they were Larry and Darryl.

Godslayer J: It is so brought.

Eccentric Cellist: Stop launching foreign objects out of your bunghole.

Emoflame: We are so happy you are strong enough to crush an ant. Let's throw some confetti and play pin the tail on the donkey. Maybe next week you will be able to pull the wings off a fly. Hint: When we speak of flaming someone, it means to attempt to insult or put one in their place. It does not mean to speak of the lust burning in your heart for Wolfmoon. Wrong type of heat.

[Kinflame]

I thought a flame had to have some actual relevance to someone in order to be any good, and as I'm pretty much the furthest thing from emo, confusion.

Nuksaa, good to see someone with such a creative title applying their superior intelligence to a flame thread. It must be the first time I've seen such a wittty insult as 'yo mamma'. How do you do it? You know, when everyone else does it it's just lame and repetitive, but when you do it, man. Comic genius. Just like the word 'fag'. Congratulations, you are now my comedic HERO. Also, insulting another subculture such as emo for cheap kicks was really impressive. Gold man, just gold.

[Sanctus Dei]

Wow...Nuksaa, that entire retort actually bored me to the point of yawning. Could you find something else to 'attack'?? Your running the Krovy path of repeat razz and it's a tad disappointing.

I'm gonna go find something interesting to read, thanks anyway..

Fuck all you bitches. I can already see you trembling with fear. But that's okay, because the trembles feel good when I shove it up your ass. You're like a little pink vibrator: Good for nothing but my pleasure.

Fuck all you bitches.

[Sanctus Dei]

I love you Geisha.

What the fuck is up your monkey ass bitch? I outta knock you two fold in ta the next thread! You steal your sexy self away from us for these extended periods of time and think you can just waltz in like no time has passed? Hella fuckin' presumptuous of you...

Wolfy, you’re just depressed and empathize with my erectile dysfunction, and are attempting to shock it into submitting to your will.

It’s ok, I know you want to rummage through my junk, but you’re insatiable, and no man is THAT excitable.

*deep penetrating hugs*

Hey now! I think you might have just moved me!

Santus, thanks for calling me with the warning, and I did speak to the doctor today, but she said it was impossible for me to contract lameness through your saliva secretions o’er my slapadoodle, but good looking out.

I appreciate it

:]

Umm…Geisha? It’s a mock insult thread, not a your-fantasy-date-with-your-pet-pocketrocket thread.

Pink, is it? I’d always envisioned it as a pale dun with traces of battery acid corrosion on the rear cap, having been well used and the batteries drained to no capacity so often.

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

I love you Geisha.

What the fuck is up your monkey ass bitch? I outta knock you two fold in ta the next thread! You steal your sexy self away from us for these extended periods of time and think you can just waltz in like no time has passed? Hella fuckin' presumptuous of you...

Presumptuous, but right.

Don't get in my ass, child. I've only got enough room in there for my boyfriends dick and your scrawny little fingers just don't please me. How's about I just stick it up yours? Actually, nix that. I'd hate to get splinters in my favorite Kong Dong Dildo from all those sticks you have shoved up there.

Originally Posted by TStone

Umm…Geisha? It’s a mock insult thread, not a your-fantasy-date-with-your-pet-pocketrocket thread.

Pink, is it? I’d always envisioned it as a pale dun with traces of battery acid corrosion on the rear cap, having been well used and the batteries drained to no capacity so often.

It's cute that you have these little fantasies about me.

Also, thanks for the lesson in mockery. I suppose someone who's been a mockery of a human being all it's life would be an expert at schooling others. Isn't it nice that you excell at something?

Umm…again, I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I’m not sure if you understand the nature of the game.

Or perhaps you confused the meaning of words?

Mockery \Mock"er*y\, n.; pl. Mockeries. [F. moquerie.]
1. A really swell guy you would like to bop.

2. An intelligent witticism from someone you would like to bop.

3. Someone you want to bop.


...

Umm…thank you?

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by TStone

Wolfy, you’re just depressed and empathize with my erectile dysfunction, and are attempting to shock it into submitting to your will.

It’s ok, I know you want to rummage through my junk, but you’re insatiable, and no man is THAT excitable.

*deep penetrating hugs*

Hey now! I think you might have just moved me!

Okay, I can't 'flame' you anymore, Tom.

Can I hump your leg instead?

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Presumptuous, but right.

Don't get in my ass, child. I've only got enough room in there for my boyfriends dick and your scrawny little fingers just don't please me. How's about I just stick it up yours? Actually, nix that. I'd hate to get splinters in my favorite Kong Dong Dildo from all those sticks you have shoved up there.

Bullshit! She'd easily fit in an ass with the capacity of yours. Didn't we used to call it something......Oh yeah, the BatCave!



Love ya, girlie!

[BADSEED]

Originally Posted by Draconysius

This should DEFINITELY be stickied.

Thank goodness that twat BADSEED hasn't been here for awhile (lest I'm mistaken). Immature, egomaniacal, shit-brained, ignorant, and generally twatty. Ahh, curse words; the tools of the intellectually deviant.

Np: Classix Nouveaux-Is It a Dream

Hey Draconysius, see I know you love me, you just can't stop thinking about me. You must have missed me horribly.


Somehow I knew my name was going to come up.
Love to hate me!

[nuksaa]

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

Wow...Nuksaa, that entire retort actually bored me to the point of yawning. Could you find something else to 'attack'?? Your running the Krovy path of repeat razz and it's a tad disappointing.

I'm gonna go find something interesting to read, thanks anyway..

You should really light a candle or use that potpourri aerosol spray after unleashing such flatulence. A lot of stink but no real substance to stick to anything but your own underwear, should you be wearing any today. Bring something worthwhile to the table and I shall return to you.

[nuksaa]

Originally Posted by Kinflame

Nuksaa, good to see someone with such a creative title applying their superior intelligence to a flame thread. It must be the first time I've seen such a wittty insult as 'yo mamma'. How do you do it? You know, when everyone else does it it's just lame and repetitive, but when you do it, man. Comic genius. Just like the word 'fag'. Congratulations, you are now my comedic HERO. Also, insulting another subculture such as emo for cheap kicks was really impressive. Gold man, just gold.

I almost overlooked this post. It is akin to stepping on a grain of sand.

You need to take your eyes off the gold and try something more basic and closer to your speed. Try rubbing flint and steel over some dry kindling. Added to your blowing, you will be able to create real fire.

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Bullshit! She'd easily fit in an ass with the capacity of yours. Didn't we used to call it something......Oh yeah, the BatCave!



Love ya, girlie!

Still a lot smaller then the wide valley you currently call your pussy.

[Sanctus Dei]

O W N 3 D!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!


P W N 3 D ??? *hee-hee*

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Still a lot smaller then the wide valley you currently call your pussy.

I admit defeat....*hangs head*

I can't come up with any other retort than 'Yo Momma', right now.

Don't worry, Wolfie. I'd still hit it!

[Crom Crauch]

Gods, but these petty excuses for retorts make me wanna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you all to death. Bad enough to see these so-called masters attempt to ply their "trade" (which I suspect is actually whoring). And, as if that weren't enough... just a your momma from WolfMoon? Pathetic. Simply pathetic. If I were to be hit with such an insult, why, I'd say "That ain't what mah boyfriend feels" However, since I'm a guy, that doesn't really affect me, now does it?