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02-22-2007, 03:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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granted...you have many things to keep you busy, but as a result you burn yourself out.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-22-2007, 03:21 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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*whispers* Persephone... You forgot to make a wish...
*Normal voice* I wish that resumes weren't so hard to write.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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02-22-2007, 04:40 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Sorry Magpie...guess i didnt have one...
Granted and easy resume generator installs itself in your brain...but you suddenly realise that you've become a chronic dyslexic!
i wish i had a big bar of chocolate!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-22-2007, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 195
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Granted...Too bad that the chocolate is filled with laxatives, and you spend three painfilled days on the can...
(Eco people, this should be obvious...)
I wish the snow would go away!
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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02-22-2007, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Granted... But it becomes so hot that you go away too :>
I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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02-22-2007, 11:08 AM
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#1556
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: None of your business
Posts: 37
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Granted... But since I can not corrupt your wish that is the end of the game.
Oh wait, looky there I just did, ha ha there is no escape.
I wish I was a better writer.
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02-22-2007, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Granted, but you get a writers block for the rest of your life
I wish I had more time...
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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02-22-2007, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
Posts: 152
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granted...you are now on a desert island with no food or water.
I wish I were never sick.
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02-22-2007, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 195
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Granted...You're dead...
I wish I never had to choose between two good things
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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02-22-2007, 10:06 PM
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#1560
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted, now you never have good things to choose from...
I wish i could get out of this place...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-22-2007, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: None of your business
Posts: 37
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Granted, you walk out the door and get hit by a bus.
I wish too feel no pain.
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02-23-2007, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted, but you are asleep when your house catches fire and you never feel the heat of the flames. You never even wake up as your are slowly burned to death.
I wish I were funnier.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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02-23-2007, 03:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 195
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Granted...But now noone is around to hear your jokes
I wish I was a better drawer
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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02-23-2007, 03:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted. But you specialise in a new brand of drawing that no one has ever heard of and no one takes you seriously. You go to your grave before your work is recognised and never see it appreciated.
I wish that I had more time to write...
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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02-23-2007, 05:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 195
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Granted...Too bad that all you write now is in a language that was used by a far gone people nobody ever heard about. The society think you are insane, and you end your days in medically induced sleep.
I wish I was a man
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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02-24-2007, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Granted. You're two feet tall and impotent. (And I love your signature, Baudelaire is one of my favorite poets.)
I wish my brother weren't so disrespectful.
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06-24-2007, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Diego, CA. USA
Posts: 355
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Granted. Your brother becomes this great gentleman, well mannered and well loved. In fact everyone loves him so much that they devote all their attention to him, leaving you jealous and lonely.
I wish I didn't have to feel pain anymore.
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*You left the sweetest taste in my mouth!*
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06-24-2007, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Granted but because of it you fail to notice the rusty nail you step on, you become infected with tetnus and die.
I wish there was justice for me so I can finaly trust again.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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06-24-2007, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, there is justice but you will have no more friends during your life time, and you lose all of your current friends in a terrible accident.
I wish I had paler skin, and that sunlight did not tan it.
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06-24-2007, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Granted unfortunatly there is nothing stopping the uv rays from entering your body causing massive tumors within your entire body.
I wish I was dammed (this might be interesting)
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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06-24-2007, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Granted unfortunatly there is nothing stopping the uv rays from entering your body causing massive tumors within your entire body.
I wish I was dammed (this might be interesting)
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Granted, you replace the Hoover dam but that stretches you a bit thin, thus you always feel hungry for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't so annoyingly witty.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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06-24-2007, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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Granted, but the world is suddenly full of gangstas who "cap" witty people on sight.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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06-24-2007, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Granted you now have Rosanne for a gf.
I wish I had a way to prove everything that I say.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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06-24-2007, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, your word is now law.
I wish my friend was here right now  .
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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06-24-2007, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Granted, but your friend was taking a shower, so suddenly appeared naked in front of you. They were so embarrassed that they ceased contact with you. Your reputation spread as that of a pervert, who had attempted sexual assault. Then you have no friends, and no one will hire you.
I wish unicorns existed.
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