The Question Game - Page 28

TeapotScar · 02-02-2005, 02:19 PM

"Don't hate your life, just end it."

Did you know that Bharatanatym is fucking awesome?

FenrisQueen · 02-02-2005, 03:06 PM

I cant even pronounce it..

pee or holy water?

Disfunction · 02-03-2005, 06:22 AM

Drink? Bathing? Urinating?

Well, I'm sure I'd rather drink urine because at least people germy hands haven't been getting dunked in it... unless it's like a priest blesses my bottle of evian... then I just don't care. Bathing... Holy water... urine just doesn't get me Zestfully clean... Urinating... Well, the holy water would be good if I'm ever being hunted by vampires, so I'll go with that one.

You are in the mountains, and your climbing partner has come down with a serious case of frostbite, you're running low on food, and there is no way you can possibly get back to base camp to save his life let alone his frostbitten leg. You are being financed to climb to the top of the mountain and if you do, you will receive 500K and another 500K will be donated to a charity of your choice. The food supplies won't last you the trip there and back, but if you... decided to "scavenge" you'll be able to last there and back; what do you do? (Assume no one will find out)

WolfMoon · 02-04-2005, 03:47 PM

"Scavenge", cuz I'm that kinda person.
I've always wondered what human tastes like.

If you pulled my finger and you farted, would you laugh or just be terribly embarrassed?

edible_eye · 02-04-2005, 03:57 PM

i'd wave my hands behind me toward you, so you could enjoy it too.

if someone came up to you with marbles for eyes and fork prongs for teeth and he began to poke you with pool cue tips he had for fingers, what would you do?

WolfMoon · 02-04-2005, 04:24 PM

Run his ass over!!!

Where do you come up with this twisted shit?

edible_eye · 02-04-2005, 04:32 PM

dunno. it pops in here ->

i type it here ->

and you get to read it here ->

if someone slipped ravenous worms up your nose, pinched your nostrils shut and grabbed the back of your head to tilt it back - how much do you think they'd eat inside you before they got too full to continue?

WolfMoon · 02-04-2005, 05:01 PM

Well, not enough to blorp any thing significant.

If you picked up a real hot chick, that had given you the best head of your life, then found out it was a man, what would you do?

edible_eye · 02-04-2005, 06:36 PM

that's horrible and totally inappropriate.
i'd probably thank him while i beat him to a pulp.

if you had the urge to defecate so bad you were forced to clamp your butt cheeks closed while you ran to the bathroom and just made it to the toilet when your anus exploded with what you believed to be feces, although when you stood up and looked inside, realized that there were millions of cockroaches crawling around in your diarrehea - what would you do?

bladed_insanity · 02-05-2005, 06:14 AM

I'd wake away in sorta daze, and then die a few minutes later.

If a guy came up to you in a trench like jacket and flashed you with a really small tallywack (yes I used that word) what would be your first thought?

Disfunction · 02-05-2005, 12:49 PM

And I quote "hahahahahaha" and the rolling on the floor, of course.

If someone walked up to you and told you you had 3 days to live, what would you do?

TeapotScar · 02-05-2005, 12:59 PM

Thank them.

Would you rather your best friend robbed you or a complete stranger?

Disfunction · 02-06-2005, 09:53 AM

Best friend... I already owe him 60 some dollars, and he's bought dinner for me several times when he and his girlfriend decided to make social plans that involved spending money... which is a commodity I have in short supply.... Besides, even if I didn't owe him money, I know where he lives

If you found the vocalist from your favourite band stark naked and pissing on your lawn, what would you do?

TeapotScar · 02-06-2005, 10:28 AM

take a few quick pictures for the tabloids, then ask him if he wanted some water to drink, or to just come inside to wade out the drunken stupor.

Do you think human hair will ever be viewed as a delicacy in the culinary world?

Disfunction · 02-07-2005, 08:25 AM

No, too stringy... Ewww... a pun!

Why is everything so melty?

pitseleh · 02-07-2005, 08:56 AM

Because structural integrity is in the eye of the beholder.

Why does the internet make you sweat?

edible_eye · 02-07-2005, 02:46 PM

cuz there's untapped porn out there... everywhere.

after you're done eating dinner, you find the torn ass-end of a rat on your plate. did you eat the head part?

CreedofGreed · 02-17-2005, 03:54 PM

I probably have eaten the head part. I'd promptly go puke it up.

Would you be willing to accept a billion dollars to kill your significant other? (Under the assumption that you would not be caught)

AlKilyu · 02-17-2005, 04:46 PM

pfft Teapot would have a whole room to herself if I got that offer. ^_^

What gothic.net member comes to mind when you see this?

Solumina · 02-17-2005, 05:12 PM

hm...lets see...nope I can't seem to think of anyone

What would you do if you were a kitten for a day?

edible_eye · 02-17-2005, 06:03 PM

lick my genitals from dusk 'til dawn.

(good one, al)

if someone stopped you on the street to ask for directions and while speaking, his lower jaw separated from his skull, dropping wide open and spiders began sailing from his throat on silken strands while his eyes glowed red - what would you do?

SuicideJade · 02-18-2005, 01:00 AM

wonder who slipped me the acid...

if you and the person you despised most of the opposite sex were the only 2 people left on earth , would you procreate or let the earth die off?

akhira · 02-18-2005, 01:12 AM

I'd let the speciess die first..!!!!

Wo si the famous comic character that goes with the tag.. "Born on a monday"?

Solumina · 03-01-2005, 09:02 AM

Solomon Grundy

what would you do if you discovered a new color?

SuicideJade · 03-02-2005, 05:23 AM

sell it to crayola for a killing

paper or plastic?