Kiddiwinks

Dancing_in_rain · 04-07-2007, 04:30 PM

*Little kid stares and points at me*
Kid: "Mummy, why is that girl wearing so much black?"
Mum: "Don't point sweetheart. It's rude. She's probably all in black because she likes it."
Kid: "Her eyes are really big"
Mum: "That's because she's wearing alot of make-up" *mutters to hereself* "and she looks like an idiot"
Kid: "Can I go say hello to her Mummy?"
Mum: "No, stay here."
Kid: " Why?"
Mum: " Because she's not a nice person"
Kid: " That's not true. She looks sad."
*Kid runs up to me and gives me a big hug.*
Me: "Hi."
Kid: "Hello. Why are you sad?"
Me: "I'm not that sad. I'm sitting alone, that's all."
*Kid sits down next to me.*
Kid: "Well, I'm sitting next to you now."
Me: "Okay. You can do that if you want to. Why did you give me a hug?"
Kid: "When I'm sad, my mummy gives me a hug. Your mummy's not here, so I'm giving you a hug instead. My name Jimmy Nathaniel Roberston. I'm seven years old. I like playing with cars. I have a little brother who makes big messes in mummy's room and a big sister who plays a lot of really loud music. I'm in grade two."
Me: *Stares at Jimmy.* "Wow. Um..."
Jimmy: My mummy wants me to go see her now. Bye bye.
*He gives me another huge hug and runs off again.*

Awwww...
That broke my heart. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I've been having a really bad week (I'm sick, there's snow outside (IN APRIL!) I nearly broke my vow not to cut anymore (after a month), my friend left on holiday all mad at me and other things I can't talk about) and that just made me so happy. I love little kids.

Sh*t. I'm crying. If only everyone could have a hug from a little kid everyday. The world would be so good.

Arashi · 04-07-2007, 05:39 PM

Awwie.. sweet little kids.. fun..

maggot · 04-07-2007, 11:50 PM

When I was in Westchester, New York, these little kids were really excited when they saw me. I guess I was just such a different sight. They're used to seeing wiggers.

kid1: WOAH!
kid2: COOL HAIR!
Kid3: HE HAS A MOHAWK!
kid1: Are you in the army?
me: *grins* Yeah.
kid3: HE HAS A MOHAWK!
kid1: How old are you?
me: 15. Not really. I'm 23.

Little kids are fun to mess with.

Godslayer Jillian · 04-08-2007, 12:05 AM

I love kids, so long as they're like that. But seriously, I can't wait to have kids.

Immordes · 04-08-2007, 12:09 AM

Generally I tend to keep a safe distance from the little ones, mostly because I'm a little worried that they might trip or something, start crying, then their parents might think I did something to them and sue me or something...anyways, back on subject. That's a very nice little child.

Clockwork · 04-08-2007, 12:51 AM

Why can't they all be like that?

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 04-08-2007, 02:22 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so cute ^^

Valerius · 04-08-2007, 02:59 AM

I like kids, but some can be such brats.

I was once backstage getting ready for my part in a play and a kid ran up to my feet and started jumping up and down and asked me to bend over so she could whisper something in my ear. Instead, she grabbed my fake beard and and pulled before letting it snap back on my face. Gothdamn that left some nasty garter burn on my face. She ran off giggling.

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 04-08-2007, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Valerius

I like kids, but some can be such brats.

I was once backstage getting ready for my part in a play and a kid ran up to my feet and started jumping up and down and asked me to bend over so she could whisper something in my ear. Instead, she grabbed my fake beard and and pulled before letting it snap back on my face. Gothdamn that left some nasty garter burn on my face. She ran off giggling.

what a horrible child

Valerius · 04-08-2007, 05:22 AM

You're telling me!

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 04-08-2007, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Valerius

You're telling me!

i know, seriously most parents don't keep there children disciplined well enough and don't teach the good values, i don't want children the whole thought of gaining lots of weight, waddling around for 9 or more months and having a live alien coming out from between my legs really creeps me out. To each there own i suppose.

Dancing_in_rain · 04-08-2007, 07:36 PM

It's funny though how the cutest kids are the ones you don't know. My eight year old sister (going on 14) is such a pest. I found her breaking the tips of all my lipsticks and eyeliners yesterday. And she sticks all my pretty paintbrushes in glue so I can't use them to paint anymore. AHHH!

Shyantra · 04-08-2007, 07:44 PM

Awww. What a cute little critter to give you a hug Dancing and a not so nice one to break and stick things together.

mrs.wes straker · 04-08-2007, 07:53 PM

I think five-year-olds are adorable when they're into their little mischief but when it comes to my own son's antics I'm ready to shake him down at the drop of a hat. Gotta love 'em.

Vyvian Blackthorne · 04-09-2007, 01:20 AM

Mine's not pretty.
Kid1: "Hey look that fag, he's wearing eyeliner!"
Kid2: "Quick, go push in the water, he's wearing fucking boots."
Kid3: "Fag."
Me: "Do you have any other words to say than that?"
Kid4: "What else is there? You're a gothic kid."
And then, I'm thrown in the water by some kids younger but stronger and dumber than me. This is what happened. Bottom line is that children aren't quite as fucking innocent as we think they are.

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 04-09-2007, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne

Mine's not pretty.
Kid1: "Hey look that fag, he's wearing eyeliner!"
Kid2: "Quick, go push in the water, he's wearing fucking boots."
Kid3: "Fag."
Me: "Do you have any other words to say than that?"
Kid4: "What else is there? You're a gothic kid."
And then, I'm thrown in the water by some kids younger but stronger and dumber than me. This is what happened. Bottom line is that children aren't quite as fucking innocent as we think they are.

i know there demonic evil things, there all cute when there infants but i think it gets bad after the age of two, I've had numerous things happen i had a glass bottle thrown at me it didn't hit me luckily but the one that did hit me was full of milk and i smelled gross all after-noon until i got home.

Arashi · 04-09-2007, 10:27 PM

I blame the media. (for all of the anything-but-innocent little bastards that are running around these days)

Dancing_in_rain · 04-16-2007, 11:49 AM

It is the media's fault. My little sis can be cute, but it's very very very rare.

BLEED REBELION!!! · 04-17-2007, 04:58 PM

while im at the store standing in linethis happens...

Kid1:I like your hair. ( At the time it was green.)
Kid 2: nuHH uHH its ugly she looks like a frog!
Mother: * smiles at me and says sorry...
Kid2: Dont say sorry its true she's UGLY
She looks worse than melany( or some other name like that)
Mother: Dont say things like that apologize
Kid2: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Me: your a little brat and you'll grow up and live in a crack house.....
kid1: * giggles
Mom: *Stares at me
Kid2: FUCK YOU I'll get my brother to kick your ass...
Me: And i'll follow you home and burn you house down.
Me: * cuts out of line and gets into another.

I probably shouldnt of made said "burn down your house" thing..

Haunted House · 04-22-2007, 10:54 AM

I honestly like kids, but only when they show the side of them that isn't judgemental. My friend's 3 year old niece, Nadia used to be terrified of me because my hair was so strange and its understandable because its the first time she was exposed to it. Even when it was down she was scared and would run away if I tryed to say hi. My friend and Nadia's parents tryed to show her how nice of a person I am and she eventually warmed up to me. Now she requests to come to my house and sits on my lap and asks me to play with her all the time. I love that. Hahaha.

Once when I was in New York with badteccy a much younger boy walked over to me and asked if he could have his picture taken with me because I looked cool.

I don't think I've had an experience when little kids were assholes to me.

Minyaliel · 04-23-2007, 02:56 AM

A few days ago, on my way to school (we started later than usual) the toddler group of a kindergarden entered the bus I was sitting on. I had my hair up, for a change, because the weather wasn't as bad as it had been the last few weeks. One of the nannies sat in front of me, and after a while this little girl climbs up on her lap. She might've been two years old or something. The lady probably thought that my appearance'd scare the girl, so she tried to make her not look at me. But she did - she was so cute, she just looked at me with these really big, baby blue eyes, quite unafraid and with a curiousity that was written on her face, her eyes catching and holding my gaze. It was really odd, come to think of it. I went off the bus before they did, so it wasn't really a big thing - but this little moment where she looked at me and I looked back is etched into the back of my subconcious somehow. It's fun to think of that she wasn't the least afraid of me, while I scare the living hell out of a few of my class mates every time I show up with a hawk.

Minyaliel · 04-23-2007, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!

while im at the store standing in linethis happens...

Kid1:I like your hair. ( At the time it was green.)
Kid 2: nuHH uHH its ugly she looks like a frog!
Mother: * smiles at me and says sorry...
Kid2: Dont say sorry its true she's UGLY
She looks worse than melany( or some other name like that)
Mother: Dont say things like that apologize
Kid2: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Me: your a little brat and you'll grow up and live in a crack house.....
kid1: * giggles
Mom: *Stares at me
Kid2: FUCK YOU I'll get my brother to kick your ass...
Me: And i'll follow you home and burn you house down.
Me: * cuts out of line and gets into another.

I probably shouldnt of made said "burn down your house" thing..

Umm, actually, "your a little brat and you'll grow up and live in a crack house....." was a pretty bad idea, too. It's better to just ignore them and try to act in a mature way.

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 04-23-2007, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne

Mine's not pretty.
Kid1: "Hey look that fag, he's wearing eyeliner!"
Kid2: "Quick, go push in the water, he's wearing fucking boots."
Kid3: "Fag."
Me: "Do you have any other words to say than that?"
Kid4: "What else is there? You're a gothic kid."
And then, I'm thrown in the water by some kids younger but stronger and dumber than me. This is what happened. Bottom line is that children aren't quite as fucking innocent as we think they are.

what demonic horrible scary creatures

Kraven de Sade · 04-23-2007, 06:33 PM

A while back I was at the mall to buy someone a birthday present, and some little kid (6 or 7 years old, I think) pointed at me and said, "Look, mommy! That guy does his make-up better than you!" That was definitely worth a good laugh.

mrs.wes straker · 04-23-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne

Mine's not pretty.
Kid1: "Hey look that fag, he's wearing eyeliner!"
Kid2: "Quick, go push in the water, he's wearing fucking boots."
Kid3: "Fag."
Me: "Do you have any other words to say than that?"
Kid4: "What else is there? You're a gothic kid."
And then, I'm thrown in the water by some kids younger but stronger and dumber than me. This is what happened. Bottom line is that children aren't quite as fucking innocent as we think they are.

I don't know why so many goths assume pushover positions. I am usually feeling kind of aggressive. But then again, a punk would, now wouldn't they?