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08-14-2007, 08:40 PM
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#1001
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Murderapolis
Posts: 188
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A hit list is a list of people you either want to see dead or want to kill.
Is Bill Gates on your hit list?
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Press me to your lips and I'll suck the poison out.
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08-14-2007, 09:03 PM
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#1002
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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if i got his money
why cant i seem to keep my mouth shut
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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08-14-2007, 09:19 PM
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#1003
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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Quit chewin' on them goddamn springs, ya doof!
Why does the sun have to be so friggin' hot?
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08-16-2007, 05:43 PM
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#1004
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because the sun wants to be.
Why don't we just revel in the heat instead of attempt to calously wish it away?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-16-2007, 07:25 PM
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#1005
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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Because I live in FRIGGIN' ARIZONA!!! It was raining today, and STILL 109!
Why can't I take ANYTHING anyone says on these boards seriously?
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08-16-2007, 07:27 PM
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#1006
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Because the Internet is a den of deception, sarcasm and idiocy.
Why can't everyday be Halloween for real?
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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08-16-2007, 07:28 PM
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#1007
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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If I knew that, it would be.
Where do you want to be in 5 years' time?
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08-16-2007, 07:30 PM
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#1008
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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No longer in this neighborhood...or any other; I want to live in the sticks, away from everyone and their stupid fucking kids.
Why did we get the cops called on us because our dogs were barking while we weren't home yet nobody calls the cops on the people whose children stand outside and scream all night?
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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08-19-2007, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because people are stupid and they do not like dogs. I think dogs should be respected more. Little kids screaming is a lot more annoying than a dog barking.
Why are animals killed in movies?
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08-20-2007, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because it appeals to the cannibalistic and otherwise violent aspect of man.
What inspires us to act on instinct at times, and not a descision based on thought?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-20-2007, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Certain stimuli provoke reflex arcs while other times one needs to think about initiating a response. Yay AP Bio.
What kind of thrill does a parent who is living vicariously through their child receive?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-20-2007, 10:14 PM
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#1012
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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None what so ever.
WHAY CAN'T I MAKE IT AN EVEN 6.66 POSTS PER DAY?!?!?
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08-21-2007, 02:50 AM
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#1013
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Because numerology is overrated.
Why does my school have to start on Thursday?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-21-2007, 05:35 PM
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#1014
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because the academic bureaucracy as we know it figured that the sooner everyone is in school, the sooner they can take over the world.
Why does everybody want to rule the world?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-21-2007, 05:52 PM
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#1015
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Because there is nothing better to feed a ravenous ego than the feeling of control. I think the logic is that if one rules over every life on Earth, one can manipulate time and fate and other broad, indefinable factors.
Why are socks without holes so difficult to find?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-21-2007, 11:25 PM
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#1016
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Because the vatican only blesses holey socks.
Why are my walls yellow?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-23-2007, 04:55 AM
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#1017
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Because you peed on them while you were drunk O_o
Why do people eat potatoes?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-23-2007, 07:31 AM
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#1018
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 60
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Because they're edible and who doesn't love a huge plate of cheesy fries.
Will it ever stop raining here or do I need to build an ark?
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08-23-2007, 09:13 AM
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#1019
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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It will probably stop raining once the hurricane is over.
Will my sister be born today (My mom is in the hospital already)?
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08-23-2007, 09:49 AM
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#1020
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Your sister will be born the day before that day which was the day of days.
Will I explode?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-23-2007, 09:05 PM
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#1021
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Only if you continue breathing, but if you stop breathing you'll die anyway
Will I remain single forever?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-24-2007, 12:50 AM
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#1022
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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If you're anything like me, probably yes.
Why do muscles take so long to heal when you sprain them?
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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08-24-2007, 06:21 AM
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#1023
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Because they are angry at you for spraining them in the first place.
In all seriousness: what would I wear at a funeral if I wear black daily?
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-24-2007, 06:29 AM
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#1024
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 159
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I'm guessing still black as you'd have alot to choose from.
Will the world wake up to what it's doing to the environment in time.
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08-24-2007, 07:00 AM
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#1025
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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No - Nuclear holocaust or some other disaster would probably be the only thing to make society change it's way towards nature in a dramatic way.
Which look better in costume? Actors dressed as Ninjas or Actors dressed as Pirates?
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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