Interesting Sex Facts - Page 2

NachtSorcier · 09-02-2007, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by maggot

Nacht, why wouldn't you want to drink a quart of cum?

Because I like it fresh from the tap and it would take a very long time.

KontanKarite · 09-02-2007, 08:43 AM

I haven't read any of your responses, guys. Just the first post.

Have you guys EVER tried seeing how long it takes to burn just 1 calorie?

I don't know what kind of sex this is that people are writing about here, but you are not going to burn over 100 calories by just "taking off her clothes without her consent" unless you are just GOD DAMN fighting her like a mother fuckin' street fight to remove those clothes. You MIGHT burn over 100 calories aftrer that. But I digress, these stats... are fucking lies.

maggot · 09-02-2007, 08:43 AM

:O

Very good point. Very good point.

IsolatedReptile · 09-02-2007, 09:04 AM

I feel like I could have logged into myspace and gotten a better education.

psyches_reflection · 09-02-2007, 10:26 AM

I doubt these are meant to be seriously educational. Look at the calories burnt for various aspects of foreplay, for example.

Apparently if a woman sneezes during sex it has the same tightening effect as being donkey-punched. And it's less unpleasant, though covering her partner in snot may ruin the mood somewhat.

Amarantha · 09-02-2007, 11:12 AM

Ok, so the OP was mostly for entertainment. But hey, at least we know what's in cum now.

^.^

Vyvian Blackthorne · 09-02-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rae Ven Rae

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick.

Gosh. Now I don't have to worry about all the STDs people are dying from every year! Wooooooth!

Oh, wait. That said getting sick. It said no prevention of diseases. Ugh.
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Underwater Ophelia · 09-02-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne

Gosh. Now I don't have to worry about all the STDs people are dying from every year! Wooooooth!

Oh, wait. That said getting sick. It said no prevention of diseases. Ugh.
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Um. Not everyone who has sex regularly has it with someone different every time.

Clockwork · 09-02-2007, 09:42 PM

Oh, so it's just me then? =p Well, that can be added to the sprawling list of fallacies already stated in this thread.

Damn it guys, I hope you've all been reposting this information, because I'm sure that Rae Ven Rae forgot to mention that you'll be cursed with bad relationships for seven years if you don't =(

Wormboy · 09-02-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

I haven't read any of your responses, guys. Just the first post.

Have you guys EVER tried seeing how long it takes to burn just 1 calorie?

I don't know what kind of sex this is that people are writing about here, but you are not going to burn over 100 calories by just "taking off her clothes without her consent" unless you are just GOD DAMN fighting her like a mother fuckin' street fight to remove those clothes. You MIGHT burn over 100 calories aftrer that. But I digress, these stats... are fucking lies.

it depends what kind you are talking about, calories as we know them are actually kilocalories, an actual calorie is pretty small

Underwater Ophelia · 09-02-2007, 10:08 PM

Right. Burning a calorie is easy. Burning a Calorie is different.

KontanKarite · 09-03-2007, 07:53 AM

Yes, but why don't they state a KCal or just a cal? They're two different measurements aren't they?

Vyvian Blackthorne · 09-03-2007, 08:31 AM

Gah. I am confused now.

Wait, so like not everyone has intercourse with someone different everytime? I need to put myself in an asylum, then.

Oph, this is me joking. And this is as good as it gets online, because usually I am arrested for 99.6% of the jokes I make.
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Rae Ven Rae · 09-03-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

I haven't read any of your responses, guys. Just the first post.

Have you guys EVER tried seeing how long it takes to burn just 1 calorie?

I don't know what kind of sex this is that people are writing about here, but you are not going to burn over 100 calories by just "taking off her clothes without her consent" unless you are just GOD DAMN fighting her like a mother fuckin' street fight to remove those clothes. You MIGHT burn over 100 calories aftrer that. But I digress, these stats... are fucking lies.

Like I said--i f you read all the way to the end, you realize some of these stats are just supposed to be funny--like the one that says you'll burns thousands of calories when the mother walks in and says PRICELESS_-it's obvious some of them were made up to be funny...

Lighten up...

Underwater Ophelia · 09-03-2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Yes, but why don't they state a KCal or just a cal? They're two different measurements aren't they?

Because it's not serious...

Underwater Ophelia · 09-03-2007, 09:34 AM

And all I have to say is, sex definitely makes me happier. I've had awesome sex the past three days in a row, and I'm happy as a clam.

maggot · 09-03-2007, 10:51 AM

Calorie with a capital 'C' means KCal.

And good sex is fun

Miss Cogs · 09-03-2007, 03:29 PM

What the hell is a Italian Hanger?! o.O

Underwater Ophelia · 09-03-2007, 03:33 PM

Um. There's pictures. Look at them.

NachtSorcier · 09-04-2007, 07:44 AM

Honestly, anyone who says that sex doesn't make them feel happier either doesn't know what they're doing or was brainwashed when they were young to think that sex is bad.

Good sex makes you feel happier because it releases chemicals in your brain that induce happiness, like when you're in love or you do something that makes you feel proud. Also, it raises your self-esteem because, like it or not, sex makes you feel wanted.

delicti · 09-04-2007, 07:51 AM

Wow, with 94% of men lying about their privates, and 85% not shaving at all, it's no wonder that 25% of women don't enjoy sex. What a shame.

NachtSorcier · 09-04-2007, 08:09 AM

Well, it's also a problem that a lot of women never learned to masturbate. Far too many women think that intercourse is the way to orgasm and for most women that's not true - most women require clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm. Masturbation is the best way to learn what you need to enjoy sex; when you learn that, then you can tell your partner(s).

As for shaving...well, we all have our preferences, but pubic hair is a secondary sex characteristic after all. Much like a peacock's plume, it's meant to be attractive to potential partners. I personally like a trim, but a bald crotch is just gross to me.

delicti · 09-04-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

Well, it's also a problem that a lot of women never learned to masturbate. Far too many women think that intercourse is the way to orgasm and for most women that's not true - most women require clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm.

Tell me about it. I *hate* when someone doesn't know what they want. It's like playing trivial pursuit with their body all night.

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Much like a peacock's plume, it's meant to be attractive to potential partners. I personally like a trim, but a bald crotch is just gross to me.

Well, I don't mind some shrubs, but I don't want a forest. I guess it is preference, after all.

firewizardvamp · 09-04-2007, 10:06 AM

wow. I knew that sex burned calories but c** is a teeth whitener! Wait until my boyfriend hears about that.

NachtSorcier · 09-04-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by firewizardvamp

wow. I knew that sex burned calories but c** is a teeth whitener! Wait until my boyfriend hears about that.

It's not true, dear. Now go post an introduction or be subject to flamage.