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Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-02-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

how high they rate on a stupidometer (measurements made using the Pacione standard).

Ok now is that per drop of Anal Ease?

Or based on the number of times he jacks off to those Pics of David Hasselhoff getting his Salad Tossed?

I need to be clear...

WolfMoon · 03-02-2004, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by secretboy

In the beginnings of Murray's movie career is a little-known barely-watched movie called The Razor's Edge based on the Maugham book. It's very serious, Murray is brilliant in it, and it totally fucking bombed in the theatres because nobody who wanted to watch serious movies wanted to watch a Bill Murray movie, and the people who went to watch a Bill Murray movie were repelled by the idea that there wasn't any slapstick and very little humor.

And then there's his portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in Where the Buffalo Roam

So yeah, he always had it in him. Glad people (and by people I mean producers) can recognize that now.

I love seeing an actor that can be dramatic as well as comedic.What a waste to only do comedies or dramatic works.Off topic,anyone ever see the Quiet Man?Best John Wayne movie ever!!I've seen a few of Wayne's western's(reluctantly) and this movie just blows them all away.It shows that some actors really do have talent beyond the scope of what you're used to seeing.
So,yeah.Props to Bill,cuz he is not only an actor,but an artist.

MrMaelstrom · 03-02-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Ok now is that per drop of Anal Ease?

I'm fucked up and stressed out, but seen as I'm still not anal-retentive, you'll have to ask someone with knowledge of laxative usage.

And really, the mentioning of Assholeoff and Mr.-couldn't-write-a-prescription-to-save-my-lubricated-arse-Pacione on the same post is NOT in good taste.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-02-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Ok now is that per drop of Anal Ease?

I'm fucked up and stressed out, but seen as I'm still not anal-retentive, you'll have to ask someone with knowledge of laxative usage.

And really, the mentioning of Assholeoff and Mr.-couldn't-write-a-prescription-to-save-my-lubricated-arse-Pacione on the same post is NOT in good taste.

OH SHIT!!!

I said something that wasn't in good taste? :shock:

Oh my fucking god!!

What has become of me?

How did this happen?

Where shall I turn?

And, umm, :roll: Anal Ease is for Butt Sex, not a laxative

make a note please.. :twisted:

Falling · 03-02-2004, 10:03 AM

Miss Perfectly_Flawed - i said a kid, not my kid. my kid would probably be kept around to learn how to sing me songs backwards for when i felt like losing my mind and freaking out. mostly.

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-02-2004, 01:53 PM

Okay these doctors are getting annoying. First of all my doctor does not know what wrong with me. She thinks she does. Also she is sending me to some person to see if s/he can find out what wrong. So no I did not have surgery today like I was going to. But if they cant find out wht wrong come up then yes I will have it. They made me get ready to have it for no reason. Damit. Now I have to wait longer. So if they cant find out what wrong they are going to go by what my doctor thinks it is. Yea great right. Thanks for all who wish me good luck on my surgery and the FCAT. Also Ravena I did not have to take it today because of the surgery thing that did not happend. Sorry if I am am whining to much. I just hate it when they say they are going to do one thing and right when we get there they do some thing else.

D_O_T_N

shreditup666 · 03-02-2004, 03:11 PM

I'm beyond bored. I still cant see Jason. My dad totally fucked me over on getting to see Metallica. Screw it, I was actually in a good mood when I woke up, my how quickly that changed. Anyways, I'll find elsewhere to whine. At least I worked out good and hard today, probably end up being mighty sore tomrow.

Takhisis · 03-03-2004, 02:03 PM

Me: "Ugh, my eyes are so fuzzy."
Coworker: "You mean as in blurry, or as in actually growing fur?"
Me: "You know, considering how bad they feel right now it could be either one."

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-03-2004, 07:36 PM

Is it just me or does very one have it to. All the colors that you could choose from are gone and when I try to choose one it wont let me so I just click on one and submit. I mean I used the color red all the time and now I cant click on the one I want to. Anyways is it the same way for anyone else?

ohthefuckwell · 03-03-2004, 07:47 PM

when he finally falls from the top of his ivory tower, i wonder what the odds are that he'll land in a pile of dog shit covered with broken glass, mutant fireants, rusty razor blades, and used hypodermic needles???

could we be that lucky?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-03-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

when he finally falls from the top of his ivory tower, i wonder what the odds are that he'll land in a pile of dog shit covered with broken glass, mutant fireants, rusty razor blades, and used hypodermic needles???

could we be that lucky?

That fantasy could only be made more perfect if we were there singing this song, broadcast live on a $100,000 sound system as he fell:

Aahh....

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other women
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........................

Gets ya right there huh?

ohthefuckwell · 03-03-2004, 08:10 PM

awwwwww....

*wee sniffle*

dat was bootimous.

ice · 03-03-2004, 09:54 PM

Lewis Carroll is god. ...
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...
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat
How I Wonder what You're at.
Up above the World you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
...
...
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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...
o_O

shreditup666 · 03-04-2004, 08:45 AM

I just saw my cat getting fucked.

Takhisis · 03-04-2004, 09:54 AM

SAY NO TO KITTY PORN!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-04-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by shreditup666

I just saw my cat getting fucked.

Ya Kno I have so many responses to that statement, but why?

Too easy....

My only query though,

Was this a birds-eye view???

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-04-2004, 03:44 PM

Mean my day had been a long one. Today I played my first softball game for this year and we lost 22 to 0. Yea I know we suck. That because everyone does not know what the hell they are doing. I mean I played second base and so did some one else. Yea how dumb is that. Will anyways I only had one practice. Next week we have three games to play and they are all home.

D_O_T_N

CreatureOfTheNight · 03-04-2004, 05:06 PM

I like dylan... he's cute, sweet, and plays bass....

well yeah, If I had a dollar for every rock I found in my shoe.... I'd have alot of dollars.... Go me! One of these dayz I'll shoot my literature teacher in the head... BANG!!! ....right after I take over the world... I'm not crazy! :P

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-04-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkness_Of_The_Night

Mean .

D_O_T_N

opps did not mean to put Mean. I just wanted to start out with My.
Also can some one tell me pls why I can choose the color I want to use for my post. I get it some times and others times I get a diff color.

D_O_T_N

ice · 03-04-2004, 06:12 PM

When I woke up there were a pair of eyes on my socks. They looked at me all morning. When I put my shoes on, eyes appeared on the bakcs of my hands. I sat on my hands the rest of the day, only to find I had eyes on my face. Now I cover my eyes, and I don't know where I'm going.
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blueblood1900 · 03-04-2004, 09:43 PM

Some of you may appreciate this. As far as I can tell, the more expensive items actually are for sale, including the phone booth.

Check out the calendar (I bought one) and some of the coffins.

http://www.undergroundhumor.com[/url]

Icegoblin · 03-04-2004, 11:37 PM

Well, interesting day. I started strength training or at least tried to :? yesterday. Today Im sore as hell but in good spirits. I recieved a call from an old friend telling me that at the end of the month they're going to come for a visit. Its odd because I havnt heard from said person in almost a year and a half. Though according to them little has changed, so I guess that good news. All is right in the world for once.

Spraeg · 03-05-2004, 10:05 PM

What I wouldn't give to be a housecat... life would be so fucking easy... you sleep 20 hours a day, get up, meow until someone pays attention to you, play for a little bit, eat, go take a shit, then curl up into a little fuzzball and go right back to sleep. You don't have to worry about a goddamn thing... food, housing, all thats provided for you, you don't have to deal with any bullshit, no bills, no rent, no stress... Just eat food thats provided for you, sleep in a warm house thats provided for you, you're cute enough that you can get all the attention and love you would ever want without having to do a goddamn thing other than be yourself... Being a cat would be so fucking easy, life would be so effortless, so easy... I wanna be a cat, goddammit......

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-05-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Spraeg

What I wouldn't give to be a housecat... life would be so fucking easy... you sleep 20 hours a day, get up, meow until someone pays attention to you, play for a little bit, eat, go take a shit, then curl up into a little fuzzball and go right back to sleep. You don't have to worry about a goddamn thing... food, housing, all thats provided for you, you don't have to deal with any bullshit, no bills, no rent, no stress... Just eat food thats provided for you, sleep in a warm house thats provided for you, you're cute enough that you can get all the attention and love you would ever want without having to do a goddamn thing other than be yourself... Being a cat would be so fucking easy, life would be so effortless, so easy... I wanna be a cat, goddammit......

Cats dont get it that easy all the times. Only the ones that are really loved and wanted. What I am saying is that alot of cats have to find food on their own. They are not warm. Also they cant sleep all the time because dogs are after them. They have to worry about kids pulling on their tail and ect.. But yes some cats do have it that way. So its a 50% chance if you was a cat to live the way you said it.

D_O_T_N

Spraeg · 03-05-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkness_Of_The_Night

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Originally Posted by Spraeg

What I wouldn't give to be a housecat... life would be so fucking easy... you sleep 20 hours a day, get up, meow until someone pays attention to you, play for a little bit, eat, go take a shit, then curl up into a little fuzzball and go right back to sleep. You don't have to worry about a goddamn thing... food, housing, all thats provided for you, you don't have to deal with any bullshit, no bills, no rent, no stress... Just eat food thats provided for you, sleep in a warm house thats provided for you, you're cute enough that you can get all the attention and love you would ever want without having to do a goddamn thing other than be yourself... Being a cat would be so fucking easy, life would be so effortless, so easy... I wanna be a cat, goddammit......

Cats dont get it that easy all the times. Only the ones that are really loved and wanted. What I am saying is that alot of cats have to find food on their own. They are not warm. Also they cant sleep all the time because dogs are after them. They have to worry about kids pulling on their tail and ect.. But yes some cats do have it that way. So its a 50% chance if you was a cat to live the way you said it.

D_O_T_N

ok, well, here... let me put it this way... I want to be MY cat... she's spoiled rotten...