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Old 10-09-2007, 07:51 PM   #1
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I have a Confession to Make

Tha Duckman is gone and he's never coming back. In addition, he's trash and is not goth, so in recognition of precedent you should all have spurned him. He actually sucks about nine times more than the fat lot of you, which, since you couldn't guess, is a compliment. I don't know why you hang out with someone who isn't goth, like me. It's just... he just doesn't get it, you know?

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Old 10-09-2007, 07:53 PM   #2
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Since I'm not familiar with you, is this a joke?
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:04 PM   #3
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If by 'this' you mean your lust for Tha Duckman, then no, Goebbels, it is not a joke. In fact, I don't joke. "I'm a serious person."*

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Old 10-09-2007, 08:07 PM   #4
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Oh yeah, me and my lust for tha duckman.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:07 PM   #5
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GOEBBELS! HAHAHAH. That's great.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:10 PM   #6
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This is a night of breakthroughs for you, Goebbels. Too bad your obvious addiction to duck meat is irreversible. If you're asking for my help in recovering from your sickening slavery (and this will come as a surprise to you), I am unable to assist in any way. Good luck with your miserable life of longing and disappointment.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:12 PM   #7
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Thanks doll.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:16 PM   #8
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Perhaps in your warped view of reality 'doll' is a compliment, but in mine, we take offense to such aggravated sexual harassment like that. I suppose sexism can be added to your list: racism, Nazism, general scumminess, Pug-fuglism, and so on ad infinitum.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:20 PM   #9
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You know me better than anyone now.
Sexual harassment eh? I suppose I'm somewhat of a sexual bully now too.
My character is really piling up nicely.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:29 PM   #10
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No means no
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Why you be all
like a ho?

But you digress. Let us discuss your nauseating gluttony for duck.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:38 PM   #11
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GOEBBELS! HAHAHAH. That's great.
Yeah, U-Oph, mass brainwashing and inhuman suffering is great. That is, if you're a psycho.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:49 PM   #12
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Yeah, U-Oph, mass brainwashing and inhuman suffering is great. That is, if you're a psycho.
Shut up, bitch.
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:08 PM   #13
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No means no
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Why you be all
like a ho?

But you digress. Let us discuss your nauseating gluttony for duck.
LULZ
that actually made me laugh
I must be really really tired.
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:28 PM   #14
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Well, you're quite similar to Duck in that you take some serious getting used to.
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:44 PM   #15
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Tha Duckman is gone and he's never coming back. In addition, he's trash and is not goth, so in recognition of precedent you should all have spurned him. He actually sucks about nine times more than the fat lot of you, which, since you couldn't guess, is a compliment. I don't know why you hang out with someone who isn't goth, like me. It's just... he just doesn't get it, you know?

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Oh. And here I thought that you were going to tell us that you were 0m3gag0th666. Or however his name was spelled.
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:47 AM   #16
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Thanks for your generous compliment, Uncle Smoov, Although I have no f*cking idea who "Tha Duckman" is..
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:24 PM   #17
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Thanks for your generous compliment, Uncle Smoov, Although I have no f*cking idea who "Tha Duckman" is..
You don't? God, what a useless newb, am I right everyone? As though I have to ask. I'm not sure where you gathered the balls to believe I would waste my time complimenting you.
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Old 10-10-2007, 04:56 PM   #18
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No, you are wrong dear.
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Old 10-10-2007, 06:42 PM   #19
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I miss duckman DAMNIT....HE GAVE ME A FEW CHUCKLES...
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:10 PM   #20
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I miss duckman DAMNIT....HE GAVE ME A FEW CHUCKLES...
"And you remember Duckman what's-his-name from the bar? He's dead, honey."

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No, you are wrong about tolerance and goodwill to all men. If I were you I'd heil Hitler, and fast.
I think the quote speaks for itself.
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Old 10-15-2007, 10:43 AM   #21
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Shut up, bitch.
That idea sucks. I have a better one: how about YOU shut up? What do you have to say about that? {Pauses for a really long time while U-Oaf gulps like a big wuss} That's what I though. {Puts on some shades and walks off}
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:39 PM   #22
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Question: Did Duck ever find his cat?
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:49 PM   #23
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Question: Did Duck ever find his cat?
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I found my cat lying dead in her bathtub.
RIP Fluffoid 1998-2007.
Where the hell have you been?
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:23 PM   #24
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Where the fuck was that posted?
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:23 PM   #25
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Nowhere, fool.
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