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10-09-2007, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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I have a Confession to Make
Tha Duckman is gone and he's never coming back. In addition, he's trash and is not goth, so in recognition of precedent you should all have spurned him. He actually sucks about nine times more than the fat lot of you, which, since you couldn't guess, is a compliment. I don't know why you hang out with someone who isn't goth, like me. It's just... he just doesn't get it, you know?
--Fumes Elk New
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10-09-2007, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Since I'm not familiar with you, is this a joke?
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10-09-2007, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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If by 'this' you mean your lust for Tha Duckman, then no, Goebbels, it is not a joke. In fact, I don't joke. "I'm a serious person."*
*-Knocked Saucier
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10-09-2007, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Oh yeah, me and my lust for tha duckman.
MMMMM
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10-09-2007, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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GOEBBELS! HAHAHAH. That's great.
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10-09-2007, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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This is a night of breakthroughs for you, Goebbels. Too bad your obvious addiction to duck meat is irreversible. If you're asking for my help in recovering from your sickening slavery (and this will come as a surprise to you), I am unable to assist in any way. Good luck with your miserable life of longing and disappointment.
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10-09-2007, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Thanks doll.
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10-09-2007, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Perhaps in your warped view of reality 'doll' is a compliment, but in mine, we take offense to such aggravated sexual harassment like that. I suppose sexism can be added to your list: racism, Nazism, general scumminess, Pug-fuglism, and so on ad infinitum.
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10-09-2007, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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You know me better than anyone now.
Sexual harassment eh? I suppose I'm somewhat of a sexual bully now too.
My character is really piling up nicely.
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10-09-2007, 08:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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No means no
Graveyard Crow
Why you be all
like a ho?
But you digress. Let us discuss your nauseating gluttony for duck.
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10-09-2007, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
GOEBBELS! HAHAHAH. That's great.
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Yeah, U-Oph, mass brainwashing and inhuman suffering is great. That is, if you're a psycho.
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10-09-2007, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov
Yeah, U-Oph, mass brainwashing and inhuman suffering is great. That is, if you're a psycho.
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Shut up, bitch.
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10-09-2007, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov
No means no
Graveyard Crow
Why you be all
like a ho?
But you digress. Let us discuss your nauseating gluttony for duck.
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LULZ
that actually made me laugh
I must be really really tired.
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10-09-2007, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Well, you're quite similar to Duck in that you take some serious getting used to.
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10-09-2007, 09:44 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov
Tha Duckman is gone and he's never coming back. In addition, he's trash and is not goth, so in recognition of precedent you should all have spurned him. He actually sucks about nine times more than the fat lot of you, which, since you couldn't guess, is a compliment. I don't know why you hang out with someone who isn't goth, like me. It's just... he just doesn't get it, you know?
--Fumes Elk New
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Oh. And here I thought that you were going to tell us that you were 0m3gag0th666. Or however his name was spelled.
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10-10-2007, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Thanks for your generous compliment, Uncle Smoov, Although I have no f*cking idea who "Tha Duckman" is..
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10-10-2007, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demyx
Thanks for your generous compliment, Uncle Smoov, Although I have no f*cking idea who "Tha Duckman" is..
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You don't? God, what a useless newb, am I right everyone? As though I have to ask. I'm not sure where you gathered the balls to believe I would waste my time complimenting you.
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10-10-2007, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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No, you are wrong dear.
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10-10-2007, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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I miss duckman DAMNIT....HE GAVE ME A FEW CHUCKLES...
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10-10-2007, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!
I miss duckman DAMNIT....HE GAVE ME A FEW CHUCKLES...
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"And you remember Duckman what's-his-name from the bar? He's dead, honey."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goebbels
No, you are wrong about tolerance and goodwill to all men. If I were you I'd heil Hitler, and fast.
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I think the quote speaks for itself.
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10-15-2007, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: gothic.net
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Shut up, bitch.
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That idea sucks. I have a better one: how about YOU shut up? What do you have to say about that? {Pauses for a really long time while U-Oaf gulps like a big wuss} That's what I though. {Puts on some shades and walks off}
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10-15-2007, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Question: Did Duck ever find his cat?
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
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10-15-2007, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Breathless Whore
Question: Did Duck ever find his cat?
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Answer:
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
I found my cat lying dead in her bathtub.
RIP Fluffoid 1998-2007.
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Where the hell have you been?
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10-15-2007, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Where the fuck was that posted?
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10-15-2007, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Nowhere, fool.
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