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11-27-2007, 12:08 AM
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#2251
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you turn into a lean, fit cheetah that happens to have the appetite of a horse and end up devouring your entire family.
I wish that getting a boyfriend was as easy as fixing a computer.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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12-01-2007, 10:42 PM
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#2252
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. Fixing computers now has become such a pain to fix, even after your years of expirence you now have great difficulty fixing them. Now finding a boyfriend became just as easy...
I wish I could get accepted in an university in Canada...
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12-27-2007, 10:22 PM
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#2253
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. But the cold is too much for you to handle and you die of hypothermia.
I wish I could get this girl´s email.
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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12-27-2007, 10:26 PM
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#2254
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Granted. You got this girl's email, but you've emailed her so many times that she no longer wants anything to do with you, and she puts you on her junk list.
I wish I would weigh 109 pounds.
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12-28-2007, 04:14 AM
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#2255
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted, you may now weigh 109 pounds...but only for today. From tomorrow you start putting on weight a-ton-a-day until your the size of an oil tanker and they do a special on you for the Reality Zone...
I wish it was Monday.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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12-28-2007, 05:14 AM
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#2256
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
Posts: 69
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Granted.
But now its Monday everyday of the week, there is no longer any week-end and everyday it is the same as the day before.
I wish I could read other peoples minds.
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12-28-2007, 09:59 PM
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#2257
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Granted, but everybody's thoughts are coming to you at once and your brain explodes. :]
I wish I wouldn't have kissed this boy.
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12-29-2007, 09:22 AM
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#2258
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 639
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Granted, except he was a gal when you kissed him.
I wish my friend wasn't such a player...
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12-29-2007, 05:37 PM
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#2259
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Granted, but he now steals cars!
I wish I had a band that can play decently.......
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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12-29-2007, 06:31 PM
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#2260
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Granted, but what they play decently is kind of obscure Lithuanian accordion based polka, and have no talent for any other instrument or kind of music.
I wish that my mobile phone could had unending credit, excellent signal and was fully functional, and that the same could be said for the phones of my friends.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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12-29-2007, 10:40 PM
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#2261
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted...... But all of your friends now call you to talk (endlessly) about their sexual malfunctions....
I wish I would of gotten my mom something better for christmas...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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12-30-2007, 10:12 PM
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#2262
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. But in order to get that something she wanted, you had to sell something you really desired (something material).
I wish that I could contact this person I saw at an event, but don´t know anything about her.
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12-30-2007, 10:30 PM
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#2263
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Granted. But it turns out she's a serial killer and drags your body into her tub and has made necro love with it
I wish i could go to pensylvania! For 1 day. Then come back.
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12-30-2007, 10:45 PM
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#2264
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Granted, but the person/thing you went there to see is not there for that one day, and you go home disappointed.
I wish I could move to California. Forever.
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12-30-2007, 10:50 PM
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#2265
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Granted, but at the same time, a certain someone moves to Pennsylvania forever.
I wish I could see Otto Von Schirach again. I loved his act!
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12-30-2007, 11:19 PM
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#2266
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Granted but now you can do nothing but watch Otto Von Schrach so you slowly wither away
I wish I had a normal sleep cycle
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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12-31-2007, 10:00 AM
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#2267
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted .
But you have horrible nightmares.........
I wish that I my body was never sore...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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12-31-2007, 10:06 AM
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#2268
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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Granted, but you never feel pain therefore when you get hurt you don't notice until it's too late.
I wish my friends would stop giving up hope for no reason.
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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12-31-2007, 10:14 AM
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#2269
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted but they now think they are immortal and do stuppid shit that will probably kill them.
I wish there were vegetarian hot wings that actually tasted good.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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12-31-2007, 10:56 AM
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#2270
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 639
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Granted, only they burn your mouth into oblivion
I wish I owned some kick ass boots....
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12-31-2007, 11:10 AM
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#2271
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted but you can only kick your own ass.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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12-31-2007, 11:11 AM
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#2272
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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I wish I was better at acrobatics...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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01-25-2008, 04:34 PM
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#2273
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. You're suddenly under the impression that every little thing has a meaning, and soon become so depressed from all the "bad omens" that you end up living in a corner, eating dry cereal and water, and crying and shivering. This is how you remain until you die, because you're too afraid, lest some new meaning depresses you more.
I wish nail polish would dry faster.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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01-25-2008, 06:04 PM
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#2274
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted : Nail polish will dry fast but every time you open the bottle it will dry before you get a cahnce to put it on your nails...
I wish I was 18 so I could date the most awesome person in the world.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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01-25-2008, 07:00 PM
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#2275
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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You turn 18, but you stay 18 while your lover dies and becomes decrepit. You are left bitter and alone forever as that keeps on happening.
I wish I could make my bestfriend not so sexually deprived (He's 20 and has had one girlfriend that he only hugged once).
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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