.: Randomness :.

[MrMaelstrom]

This woman dumped me and then we went over to her house to screw like rabbits all night.


I'm just a man, which means I'm really confused right now (but still smiling )

[tekajo]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

This woman dumped me and then we went over to her house to screw like rabbits all night.


I'm just a man, which means I'm really confused right now (but still smiling )

...i wish all my relationships ended that way. Hell i wish ONE of them will end that way. lol.

[Bodnoirbabe]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Moderator edit: BODNOIR, you know perfectly well that we don't divulge people's private names without their consent. You're pushing it... (Maël)

Yes, i'm very aware of that, But i would assume since he signs most of his posts (edited by mod) "*****" he wouldn't care. Dont witch hunt me Mael. i know what the rules are.


SECOND moderator's edit and warning:

Do not post the personal names of other members. If you want to post YOUR NAME, have at it. Otherwise, cut the crap! ~EPS

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

i know what the rules are.

The rules are: Maëlstrom gets to press the EDIT and DELETE button when ever he sees fit, because the (new) powers that be decided to trust my judgement.

I'm a moderator, thus, I moderate. I am a human being with an individual and unique set of mind, thus, my moderating is a reflection of of me = fucked up.

And if you think this to be unfair, it gets worse:

In the end, it's not about rules. It's about power.
I have it and I use it. You know why dogs lick their balls?
'Cause they can.


Thank you ladies and gentleman, that was my politically incorrect, egomaniac post of the day. Be back later with more of the same.

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by tekajo

...i wish all my relationships ended that way. Hell i wish ONE of them will end that way. lol.

LOL But that's what confuses me: I'm not even sure it ended....


Guess I'll try my luck again come next weekend.... ....meaning I hope I come next weekend...



What?

[MrMaelstrom]

...and Bodnoir, If he signs with his name, it still doesn't mean you have been given permission to adress him in that fashion. I call EPS by her 1st name (which is Haymonnalott) when I send her mails and other porn pics of me with midgets and some assorted cattle, but not in the public forums, m'kay?

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Dont witch hunt me Mael. i know what the rules are.
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Don't get fucking pissy with him...he's the only one of all of us that thought you should have a third chance.

Hell don't get pissy with anyone.

[MrMaelstrom]

Damn these newbie mods! You got it wrong, Alkilyu: It's XNGUELA that does the pissing 'round here, not me. :P

Whatever happened to Daz's little room? Me thinks we need it back? We might get Xnguela to fill it up...

[Bodnoirbabe]

I'm not getting pissy with anyone, Al. I know what the rules are.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

I'm not getting pissy with anyone, Al. I know what the rules are.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

It's equal opportunity.

Look, the plain and simple rule is this: Don't act like an ass. Especially to the mods.

As long as you follow that rule, you'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

What the fuck. First of all, I didn't post that to be mean. i just posted it because for the past few days, everytime i came to this thread there was nothing on it but movie talk. And no, i didn't think that the thread would be ruined, i just thought it was rude.

It's all well and good to want to talk to the people you meet on here, but at least do it in the correct thread. I only pointed out those few because they were the only ones i could remember. I was not trying to be an ass. I thought my post was polite and to the point. i have read several posts where someone else has suggested the people take it to another thread, and they certainly didn't get a response like this.


EPS, i'm especially shocked by your response to the post. You're a mod and that carries a bit of responsibility. At the time of the post, there had been no thread created and the conversation was still alive here. You should have moved the topic as soon as it started.

You should know better then to keep a convo going on a thread that is off topic of that conversation. Again, i didn't post to be a bitch. I mearly posted to make a suggestion if you wern't aware that your conversation was bothering those that came here looking for new faces...not talk about horror flicks.


You guys get so pissed off at bexxle everytime she comes on and ruins your threads with off topic posts. Don't be a fucking hypocrite. For example, you just recently told Bexxle to get off a thread with her complaints about PDA which were off topic and to start her own thread....how fucking hypocritical!

So you guys can go off topic as much as you want, but as soon as someone else does it, you jump down there throats With THE EXACT SAME SUGGESTION I MADE EARLIER. So it do as i say not as I do? Well fuck that!


And who the FUCK do you think you are OTFW? How dare you make snide little jokes about me and my sexuality.

I believe the only time i ever discussed my breasts was in the breast thread. Personally i'm happy with my body and proud that i have gotten over the stupidity of not being satisfied with my self image, unlike some people.

If you arn't happy with your body, or breasts for that matter, don't go around getting catty just because i like mine.

And fuck you again for the little remark about how i introduce myself to people.

I'm not a fucking slut. I like sex. Big fucking deal.

It's narrow-minded bitches like you that keep women in a stereotypical virgin status.

You want to get catty, we can get catty.

FUck off, you stupid, jealous, frigid cunt.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Hello Mark. It's nice to meet you. My name is Bodnoirbabe and I have extremly good looking tits. Would you like to fuck sometime?

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

so what! i cant have a fucking bad day now?

i guess i'm just supposed to be all sunshine and roses for you every damn day. I'm not supposed to be upset about anything.

What if you need cheering up? If I'm upset then who will Cheer you up?! Well guess what? I am not your fucking court Jester! I do not dance for the Brat Prince! The one damn day i need comforting, that i need you to be nice to me, not sarcastic or anything else, you just cant seem to bring yourself to do it.

You seem to think that you are so much more important then anyone else in the world. that no one matters as much as you do. well if I am your best frind like you claim i am, then Why don't i matter to you? Huh? Why cant i at least register on your radar. i'm sick and tired of being the only one of us that makes plans. i'm always trying to fit my life around your schedule. i enjoy my time with you.

I try to make you happy when you feel bad or sick or anything at all. But you cant even be bothered to call me. I wonder if I didn't call you for a week, would you even notice? and If you did notice, would you even care? What If I stopped going to YOUR house?

What If I stopped making plans? Stopped giving you sex? eh? I bet you would be just fine. you are so self satisfied you just dont need anyone! ARRGGGG. You are so frustrating and I'm through being your little puppet. I'm through catering to your whim. just because we're friends doesn't mean that we have to play nice all the damn time.

And I'm through playing nice with you. I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD KNOW WHEN I WAS MAD! FUCK YOU! FUCK ME! JUST FUCKING SEE ME ONCE AND A DAMN WHILE!!!!! :x

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Okay...yeah well good for you OTFW. I'm glad you like getting all bruised and over used by having sex so many times in a row. But like i stated before, i don't like marathon sex. ITS BORING FOR ME!!!!!

And I said about bragging about it with my tongue in cheek. See the little smile and wink at the end of that sentence? It means i was being facisious! :roll:

I don't bask in afterglows. Sex energizes me and i want to do things afterward, not lay around next to some sweaty person and pant.

I didn't post caring wether or not anyone would believe it. i posted cause i wanted to brag. So meh!!!!

And i'm seriously not trying to fight with You OTFW! I'm still just being a brat. Okay? so don't take this up the ass. Still being lighthearted over here. I'm just trying to have fun and be funny...

YEESH!!!!!

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Oh my! I just had the best sex. I'm currently enjoying the absinthe haze and let me tell you. It is so nice hqaving sex on it! That's probably why i'm poisting this. I'm too far gone to know any better. Ah Lord! It was so fantastic! and when we orgasmed, oh god, it was like meeting in heaven. i surly hope that my future sexual experiences are not affected by how awsome this one was. i can barely type, I'm shaking fromn sop much pleasure! Justin is the best lay int he world. Adios.

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

Ah man! Come on! Of course it wasn't the absofuckinglutly best in the world so i cant walk for three days. It was a complete surprise attack from him :shock: and a fantastic fast fuck! Just what I needed! everyone needs to be pounded every now and then! and i never said it was earth shattering i said it was "the best sex", as in Fast, Hard and rough!, The best kind of sex for me!!!! PULL that hair!!! YEE HAW!! :twisted:

Marathon sex makes me bored. :? i like it fast and furious.

ANd i posted because i was reading my friend posts from here when it happened and afterwards, i looked up and there was the random thread begging for me to post in it. Jeez!

And if i had been sober, i probably would not have posted, as i would have felt embarresed to do so. But seeing as how I wasn't sober, I just didn't give a shit! Hence the "too far gone to know any better" comment!

And i always shake after fast fucking! It just leaves me all jittery and smiley!

man! Cant a person just have good sex and want to brag about it! Whats this world coming to? :wink:

Oh and thanks Gypsy! I plan on having many many just as Fantastic fucks with the fabulous Justin in the future!

Todays post brought to you by the letter "F" apparently.... how many times do i use a descriptive word that starts with "f" boys and girls....?

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[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

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[edible_eye]

whoa, hey... relax. it's fine for anyone to call me by my first name. thanx for looking out for me, but it's not a problem. believe me, if it was i'd make it known...

i worked on my house for a couple of days and look what happens... pandemonium. i really don't want to be in the center of this pissing match in any way, shape or form.

listen - it's clear that there's some sordid history between several members and bodnoir. i came in after all that stuff happened and as such, i harbor no ill will.

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go ring the bell while i stare at that orangutang's beautiful tits.... or is it a babboon?

aw, who cares? ring, ring, ring, ring...

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by edible_eye

i took a piss tonight and shook it off after i finished. when i stuck it back into my pants, sure enough some extra dribbled out. i hate the feeling of damp denim around the crotch.

[AlKilyu]

OH and a certain ex gothic.net member has been sending me emails as of late flaming gothic.net and Poppy, and making very tasteless references to New Orleans in comparing us all. I finally figured out he is bummed that he is not getting attention on here. He wants us to talk about him. So sad.

[MrMaelstrom]

All the guns in America and no one has still popped a cap in his sorry ass?

[MrMaelstrom]

Anyway, this being randomness and all:

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (in english, of course).
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (it is on mine).
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your
heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12345,6789,87,654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is
this?
Ans. - Honey
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Manimal and I just spent a good ten minutes trying to lick our respective elbows..

And then we read the last line in your post..

HA!

Manimal almost made it..

By like a 1/4 inch..

My son managed to get within a 1/9th of an inch from his elbow..

Thats Skillz!!

[MrMaelstrom]

Thanks, babe. That's all I really need right now: a mental picture in my head of an infant and two (i)mature adults trying to lick their respective elbows. Oh, brother....

I suppose it won't do me any good to tell you that even though dogs and cats do it, no matter how hard he tries, Manimal will never lick his own balls? Please tell him beforehand it's not worth trying ('cause I know).

[Manimal]

Actually, with a pair of zip ties and a bungee cord it can be done.

Well almost... all I could manage was a good chew on some of the longer ball pubes. I'm sure someone younger and more flexible than I would have more successful results.

[MrMaelstrom]

Fuck me dead!.... I just come back from lunch to stumble onto this!.....

Thanks a lot, Manimal. I had actually enjoyed lunch...

[Bodnoirbabe]

I'm going to be moving in a little over a week and the idea has got me nervous as hell. I've found a great place for me to live, i'm not worried about that. What i'm worried about is the stuff. All the stuff you need when you're first starting out. Like trash cans, and bandaids. You have to remember to get all this stuff to make your household complete. It's frustrating.

I'm also worried about the money aspect of course. Everything cost so much money, and even though i make more then enough to cover it, it's still scary giving anyone that amount of money.

I'll be fine. It's going to be nice once we're all settled. We're moving whole worlds here. No one said it was going to be easy.

[thejugglingtroll]

I'm becoming a godfather :smile:

[NyQuil of Doom]

I've got some really odd images in my head right now, and the most normal is of a drunken ant falling onto its side.

[ice]

My grandfather has a large collection of taxidermied animals: my favorite is the ground squirrel holding a bottle of whiskey and applying a cold-pack to his forehead way up in a tree.

Top that odd image :P

[Bodnoirbabe]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

God, I hate moving. I just moved not too long ago and I am expecting to have stacked boxes in my bedroom for many moons to come. Hope your experience turns out better than mine.

thanks darling! Hey, how's about after i move, we have a contest who can set up house the fastest. Or post pics of when we're done....

or bond in some sort of way. LOL.