There are no stupid questions

Signe · 01-09-2008, 02:06 PM

But there are lots of inquisitive idiots

Yeah, I am curious about pretty much everything, big or small

Hey, I noticed that when I really have to pee, my gums, yeah like in my mouth, start to itch a lot

And when I sneeze my nipples go hard

Hmm, well, I did not study the biology of gotta-go-gums or sneeze-nipples so ehm I would have no idea why it is like this

Is anybody experted in any of these subjects?

Well, maybe not gotta-go-gums and sneeze-nipples specifically, but I mean, like somebody who actually finished biology

=ô.ô=Did I finish biology? When? Let see. I took biology...
(ww)~...In junior high... ...So that means... ...I would not remember.

Signe

----Now if you do not appreciate the philosophy of stupid little details in life, no need to reply here, simply go suck your balls somewhere else----

korinna5555 · 01-09-2008, 02:09 PM

Are there stupid comments?

*see above post for answer*

bleedingheart344 · 01-09-2008, 02:40 PM

There are no stupid questions, since each question has a personality of its own, all leading to the ideal purpose of aquiring knowledge. There are, however, extremely needless comments to be made that simply do not beg to be answered due to the lack of useful knowledge to recieve from the answer.

MollyMac · 01-09-2008, 04:04 PM

There are stupid topic-starters, as irony would have it.

korinna5555 · 01-09-2008, 04:05 PM

You noted that too, Molly?

MollyMac · 01-09-2008, 04:26 PM

It was there, ya know? And everyone was thinking it. SOMEONE had to say it... it may as well have been me.

You get the next solid cheapshot

bleedingheart344 · 01-09-2008, 04:33 PM

Didn't my cheapshot count? >_>

AngelikDemonik · 01-09-2008, 06:02 PM

I've taken several Anatomy and Physiology classes, and no, I've never heard of a reason for your gums to go numb while urinating. Are you doing coke?

As for your nipples going hard when you sneeze, your whole body tenses up. That includes your nipples.

Green.Lady · 01-09-2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik

Are you doing coke?

Wondering this as well.

Hopeless_Joe · 01-09-2008, 06:26 PM

have any left?

HumanePain · 01-09-2008, 06:27 PM

This is approaching trollish proportions.

Green.Lady · 01-09-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

Well, maybe not gotta-go-gums and sneeze-nipples specifically, but I mean, like somebody who actually finished biology

=ô.ô=Did I finish biology? When? Let see. I took biology...
(ww)~...In junior high... ...So that means... ...I would not remember.

Signe

----Now if you do not appreciate the philosophy of stupid little details in life, no need to reply here, simply go suck your balls somewhere else----

Yeah. I mean, I can appreciate artsy babbling, but this is just... no. This makes people think you're an idiot, or that you just chugged a bottle of NyQuil.

MollyMac · 01-09-2008, 08:37 PM

She ain't entertain' enough to be a troll.

damn.

that makes me sad, and yet, it made the nipples hard.

Dark Clarissa · 01-10-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

----Now if you do not appreciate the philosophy of stupid little details in life, no need to reply here, simply go suck your balls somewhere else----

And once again you seem to have the knack of alienating the majority of people on the planet with one sentence. Well at least you have ONE talent.

Signe · 01-10-2008, 01:54 PM

Well, I did say people who do not like discussing this sort of thing could go suck their balls somewhere else.

No, my gums ITCH when I HAVE to pee and also, I could be asking more serious questions, but I am already quite experted in everything I am really interested in, so I got curious about the stupid little stuff that nobody is really passionate about.

My passions are the African-American civil rights movement, taking care of toddlers and Indian jewellry.

And I am already quite familiar with all of those subjects, probably more than any of you guys here.

So, I got curious about this thing, I am pretty much sickly curious, to be honest.

I mean, I am curious about pretty much everything and I obsess about it.

Signe · 01-10-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Clarissa

And once again you seem to have the knack of alienating the majority of people on the planet with one sentence. Well at least you have ONE talent.

Hey, I did not do anything wrong, I came here to discuss things, but since people here like to harrass people more than they like discussing things, I thought it was appropriate to add that this is not a thread for your worthless tauntings.

I have lots of talents and I am not alienating everyone, sure, most people ain't shit to me, but there are some people I love more than anything on this planet.

By the way, here are some things that I am talented in or experted in:

The African-American civil rights movement, taking care of children, history, computers, mental disorders, English, Swedish, Norse folk music, American blues artists, origami, mathematics, remembering stuff, photography, PhotoImpact...

Usually, I do not like to go on about how "wonderful" I am, I do hate myself, I think in my introduction post I wrote I am a "worthless little maggot", but since you keep pointing out that I have no talents, I can assure you, I have talents, but I still hate myself.

Now excuse me while I sit here and enjoy that I have the best friends in the whole world, the sweetest little two year-old cousin in the world, the cutest cats in the world, the prettiest snake in the world, a sensible over-intelligent brain and the manners to not randomly insult people, because of their opinions.

Those things really bring me solace in all the despair, abuse, mentall illness and confusion.

Solumina · 01-10-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

By the way, here are some things that I am talented in or experted in:
English

Really? Every single post that you have made shows that you are far from "experted" to use your word

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

By the way, here are some things that I am talented in or experted in:
American blues artists

Would you care to name a few of your favorites? So that we may share you passion for blues

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

a sensible over-intelligent brain and the manners to not randomly insult people, because of their opinions.

You just tell us to fuck ourselves, die, or that you are going to kill us

Xombie · 01-10-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

I really do hate myself. I swear I do! Please believe me. I even have to convince myself sometimes. I know I've been bragging about my various talents and I seem quite fond of myself, but I ASSURE you, I don't like it at all! Please, you must believe that I hate myself. You just have to. :'[

If you hated yourself so much, I doubt you'd even be able to acknowledge all of these "talents" and "skills" you seem to possess.

korinna5555 · 01-10-2008, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

Indian jewellry.

Indian (from India) or Native American?
If you say Indian when you mean Native American, there will be fighting.

I love how you claim to be "experted" in English. Ha..

MollyMac · 01-10-2008, 03:53 PM

You... you just don't get it, Signe. You suck. Why don't you understand that?

Dark Clarissa · 01-10-2008, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

Hey, I did not do anything wrong, I came here to discuss things, but since people here like to harrass people more than they like discussing things, I thought it was appropriate to add that this is not a thread for your worthless tauntings.

"I did not do anything wrong..."

Erm...sorry to point this out but when you wrote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

----Now if you do not appreciate the philosophy of stupid little details in life, no need to reply here, simply go suck your balls somewhere else----

You DID do something wrong. You were rude and objectionable with this remark, even before anyone had had the opportunity to reply to your initial comments.

You baffle me as to why you keep making insulting comments and then complain when others react to this...

Steppenwolf · 01-11-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

like somebody who actually finished biology

When do you exactly "finish biology" , when you get the nobel prize?

Sir. Helpmann · 01-11-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signe

But there are lots of inquisitive idiots

Yeah, I am curious about pretty much everything, big or small

Hey, I noticed that when I really have to pee, my gums, yeah like in my mouth, start to itch a lot

And when I sneeze my nipples go hard

Hmm, well, I did not study the biology of gotta-go-gums or sneeze-nipples so ehm I would have no idea why it is like this

Is anybody experted in any of these subjects?

Well, maybe not gotta-go-gums and sneeze-nipples specifically, but I mean, like somebody who actually finished biology

=ô.ô=Did I finish biology? When? Let see. I took biology...
(ww)~...In junior high... ...So that means... ...I would not remember.

Signe

----Now if you do not appreciate the philosophy of stupid little details in life, no need to reply here, simply go suck your balls somewhere else----

Signe says:
nobody knows what is right
Prince Noir says:
of course they do
Signe says:
all we can have are opinions
Signe says:
you can not know which one is right
Prince Noir says:
I know for example that if I'm aroused and rub my penis for long enough I will ejaculate
Prince Noir says:
that's a fact that I know
Prince Noir says:
as do most men
Signe says:
i can not KNOW diamanda galás is the best singer ever, but i think she is
Signe says:
weirdo
Prince Noir says:
it's not wierd, orgasms are a natural part of human existence
Prince Noir says:
as is masturbation
Signe says:
ehm well not for me
Signe says:
i mean i do not do it
Prince Noir says:
you don't do what? Orgasm?
Signe says:
it is for other people
Signe says:
yeah
Signe says:
masturbation
Prince Noir says:
You've never orgasmed?
Signe says:
no
Prince Noir says:
oh you've never masturbated?
Signe says:
no
Prince Noir says:
well are you a boy or a girl?
Signe says:
girl
Prince Noir says:
if you've never tried masturbation, how are you fit to judge it?
Signe says:
you do not see that in my photo?
Signe says:
i am not judging it
Signe says:
i am asexual
Signe says:
it does not interest me
Prince Noir says:
neither sex interests you?
Signe says:
hey i do not have to try everything
Signe says:
no
Signe says:
not interested
Prince Noir says:
got any other pics?
Signe says:
well yeah
Prince Noir says:
can I see?
Signe says:
you think my photo does not look like a girl?
Prince Noir says:
well would it bother you if I thought it didn't look like a girl? I mean you're asexual after all
Signe says:
i do not look masculine in the photo
Prince Noir says:
Why do you care if you look masculine or not if you're asexual?
Signe says:
well i do not look butch
Prince Noir says:
Why do you care if you look butch or not if you're asexual?
Signe says:
physically i am a woman
Signe says:
but i am really a quite genderless individual
Signe says:
well it is ugly to look like you're a man when you're a woman
Prince Noir says:
would someone who is asexual even acknowledge these things?
Prince Noir says:
I mean, would someone who has no prefernce for either sex know what is sexually attractive to begin with?
Signe says:
well looks are not all about sexual attraction
Signe says:
i am obsessed with beauty
Signe says:
i obsess with jewellry
Signe says:
makeup, clothes, smells, my hair
Prince Noir says:
and all this for what purpose...?
Signe says:
it is an interest
Signe says:
you think the only reason to wear nice clothes is to get laid?
Signe says:
i am used to being told by so many people how ugly i am
Signe says:
i am very esthetic
Signe says:
i love beautiful things
Prince Noir says:
did I say to get laid/
Prince Noir says:
did I?
Signe says:
to attract people whatever
Prince Noir says:
what is the purpose of Beauty if not to do that?
Signe says:
ehm
Prince Noir says:
Beauty for beauties sake holds no value if no one appreciates it
Signe says:
like
Signe says:
have you ever looked at a painting?
Prince Noir says:
What kind of painting?
Signe says:
maybe it is nice to be in a room with a beautiful painting instead of an ugly one
Prince Noir says:
There are a multitudes of different arts
Signe says:
maybe i rather wear nice clothes than ugly ones
Prince Noir says:
Do you mean a Romantic piece of art, a Pre-raphelite piece of art, a Picasso inspired piece... what kind of painting?
Signe says:
what the fuck a vampire or anything
Prince Noir says:
Vampire?
Signe says:
whatever
Prince Noir says:
There's no such thing as "vampire art"
Prince Noir says:
Who were the instigators of this "Vampire Art" movement?
Signe says:
i do not care, whatever, i like beautiful art

LOSER!

Dark Clarissa · 01-11-2008, 11:57 AM

Awww, I almost feel sorry for her now...you so completely destroyed her! lol - well the operative word is almost - giggle

DepthsofSpace · 01-11-2008, 12:03 PM

*Another hand raising moment*

Perhaps our friend here could use some real assistance? I'd say troll, but it is to sad and too involved for troll work.