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01-28-2008, 03:45 PM
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Naw, not odd at all. Me and a couple of my friends are planning to have a porn and cheesecake party. It's gonna be awesome.
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01-28-2008, 03:47 PM
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Cheesecake would likely make me sick if I was watching porn while eating it. I'd go with cupcakes.
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01-28-2008, 04:07 PM
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Cheesecake would likely make me sick if I was watching porn while eating it. I'd go with cupcakes.
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Cupcakes would be good too, but why would cheesecake make you sick?
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01-28-2008, 04:19 PM
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Because cheesecake makes me sick in general, and if my head was filled with images of pseudo-blonde chicks sucking dick bigger than my thigh I might just vomit.
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01-28-2008, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Mwuhahaha! Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day, and today wasn't too bad as far as comedy went. Am I the only one out there who doesn't understand the fixation with silicon tits bigger than my torso?
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01-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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You're not alone, although in my opinion they do make decent pillows if you're taking a quick nap on the subway. You know, when you have to find the closest whore in order to get the most comfortable headrest.
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01-28-2008, 04:41 PM
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Hmm, that does have it's possibilities, but usually I just lie down and put my head on my friend's lap, or if it's one of my guy friends, thier shoulder, as I'm not too partial to the feeling of a penis agianst my ear.
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01-28-2008, 04:42 PM
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Mwuhahaha! Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day, and today wasn't too bad as far as comedy went. Am I the only one out there who doesn't understand the fixation with silicon tits bigger than my torso?
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They have their uses. Not something I'm going to try again though.
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01-28-2008, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
Hmm, that does have it's possibilities, but usually I just lie down and put my head on my friend's lap, or if it's one of my guy friends, thier shoulder, as I'm not too partial to the feeling of a penis agianst my ear.
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No? I thought most men enjoyed that. That is why I bought this strap-on in the first place, you know. Nine inches, baby.
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01-28-2008, 04:48 PM
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Uses? Well....the shelf effect created by some could come in handy I suppose....You could balance a sandwich there for later on ,and jam a pint between the two with a straw for in flight refreshment...
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01-28-2008, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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They're good for titty fucking.
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01-28-2008, 06:40 PM
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No? I thought most men enjoyed that. That is why I bought this strap-on in the first place, you know. Nine inches, baby.
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[conservative british accent] ...Oh dear me! [/cons. brit accent]
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01-28-2008, 06:52 PM
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It's not all that risque guv'ner.
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01-28-2008, 06:56 PM
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You don't find having a nine inch strap-on stuck in your ear risqué? Ah well, I guess I'm just a prude.
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01-28-2008, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Hey, it's just a piece of silicon SHAPED like a penis. No worries. It won't get you pregnant, especially being placed in your ear and all.
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01-28-2008, 07:02 PM
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I dunno, I just don't like having stuff, other than the occasional tounge, stuck in my ears. I also can't stand people poking my belly button. I think it feels like being impaled. Just another one of my idiosynchrasies...
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01-28-2008, 07:06 PM
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Well I've never had that happen to me so I woudn't know. *grumbles*
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01-28-2008, 09:50 PM
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The guy is definitely trying to get into your pants. Is that so wrong? My girlfriend used to watch porn with me. One of the things that made her cool actually, that we could be so comfortable with each other. My Vulnavia...
Um, perverted? How do you define that really? To some people anything sexual is perverse. And to some people anything perverse is, well... awesome!
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01-29-2008, 03:06 AM
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Yeah, definitely trying to get into your pants. I know I'd go about doing it that way if the opportunity presents itself. Hahaha!!!
Except I'd actually sex the girl instead of half-assing it.
Did someone say strap-on? I think that's sexy!
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01-29-2008, 03:10 AM
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Yeah, definitely trying to get into your pants.
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I can't blame him.
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*tips hat*
There's my shameless flirt quota filled for like, the entire week.
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01-29-2008, 06:24 AM
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Yeah, he was but, I pass... 
He´s not really my type and he has this Led Zeppelin t-shirt I just hate, not saying I hate Led zeppelin 
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01-29-2008, 06:33 AM
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I do. Led Zeppelin make me throw up in my mouth.
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01-29-2008, 07:08 AM
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I can't blame him.
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*tips hat*
There's my shameless flirt quota filled for like, the entire week.
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Sell out...
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01-29-2008, 08:30 AM
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Led Zapplin is the bee's knees.
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01-29-2008, 08:54 AM
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Wait wait wait...you wouldn't have sex with someone...because they own a shirt you don't like?!
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