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08-03-2008, 10:45 AM
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#2426
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Granted, your laptop's programs all break except for internet explorer. So you spend the rest of your life watching internet virals on You Tube.
I wish I didn't agree to help out at the summer school this week.
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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08-03-2008, 10:54 AM
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#2427
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, instead you agree to clean toilets at the nearest theme park..
I wish I had more friends who are not a selfish bastard...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-03-2008, 11:03 AM
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#2428
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
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Granted, but YOU become a selfish bastard, and all your friends hate you secretly.
I wish i had a faster internet connection
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08-04-2008, 12:04 AM
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#2429
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but your computer crashes.
I wish that I could stay on the phone to my girlfriend for longer.
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08-04-2008, 12:22 AM
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#2430
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 1,780
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Granted, but it's because somebody put superglue on your phone and it becomes attached to your face, so you have to go to the hospital, and you don't have insurance and go into debt because of the bill, thus can't affored your phone bill and then you NEVER get to talk to your girlfriend.
I wish I had some nyquil.
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08-04-2008, 05:40 AM
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#2431
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; you fall asleep and never wake up.
I wish my formerly broken foot wasn't in pain all of the time.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-04-2008, 05:54 AM
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#2432
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but your leg breaks instead, becoming permanently deformed.
I wish that I was more experienced with most things.
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08-04-2008, 05:58 AM
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#2433
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, you become paralysed
I wish for my sun allergy would go away
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08-04-2008, 06:01 AM
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#2434
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but you instead become allergic to water.
I wish that my gum wasn't sore and bleeding.
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08-04-2008, 06:05 AM
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#2435
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; your teeth fall out instead.
I wish I had a pet.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-04-2008, 06:10 AM
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#2436
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted, you get a werewolf. It eats you in your sleep.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
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08-04-2008, 06:33 AM
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#2437
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, but then you have school forever
I wish i can go to a kamelot concert
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08-04-2008, 03:09 PM
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#2438
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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Granted. But then you realize the ticket was misspelled and your seeing a production of the musical Camelot.
I wish I wish I were a fish.
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08-04-2008, 03:38 PM
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#2439
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Granted, but you also become as dumb as one.
I wish I had a good Tikka Masala recipe.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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08-04-2008, 04:09 PM
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#2440
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Granted, but anytime you serve it to anyone, it tastes like shit.
I wish I was the president of Earth.
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08-04-2008, 05:01 PM
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#2441
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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You are. And then a man named Bigsby Brotherington is born and replaces you.
I wish sometimes I were a 1940's jazz musician.
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08-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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#2442
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Granted, but you dies of drug abuse the week after you gain sucess.
I wish I had the wings out of the Icarus myth.
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08-04-2008, 07:01 PM
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#2443
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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You receive your wings, however after getting off the ground for a second a hunter thinks your a monstrously deformed duck from Three Mile Island and shoots you.
I wish I could kill without remorse or consequence.
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08-04-2008, 08:16 PM
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#2444
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 392
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Granted, but then you end up getting killed by someone who feels the same way.
I wish that it wasn't humid over here.
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08-04-2008, 10:28 PM
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#2445
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted.. but you are forced to move to somewhere even more humid then where you are now...
I wish I had someone else who could write my fricken essay for me..
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-04-2008, 10:34 PM
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#2446
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 392
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Granted, but they end up doing a crappy job on it.
I wish that I didn't have allergies.
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08-04-2008, 10:49 PM
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#2447
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Granted but instead you develop the diabetes.
I wish I had a pony.
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08-04-2008, 11:49 PM
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#2448
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Granted but it turn in to some messed up psycho thing and kills you.
I wish that I could play musical instruments in front of a crowd without being so nervous.
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08-05-2008, 06:27 AM
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#2449
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, but you shake when you play in front of a mirror.
I wish I didn't have to go food shopping.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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#2450
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Granted, but the person who does go food shopping comes back with poisoned food.
I wish cliques never existed.
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