The Ask SOD Thread

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Well, I'm bored so I thought of something. I'm a bit of an enigma here so; Ask me anything about me, no matter how personal and I will answer it.

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

What is the meaning of life, oh great SOD?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Well, I ment ask questions about what I like, ect ect. I want people to know more about me. But to answer your question, watch "This Is Spinal Tap" and all your questions about the meaning of life will be answered.

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

I knew that was what you had in mind, but I had to push a little bit. Hmmmmm as for the meaning of life. I haven't seen that movie in a very, very long time, and never all the way through. It may be something to do tonight.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Yes, I love that movie with a passion. But anywho, keep the questions rolling in people!

[Tea and Cake or Death]

What do you look like?
Do you have any pets?
Do you like animal print?
What is the dorkiest band that you like?
Do you have any weird talents?
Where would you like to go or do before you die?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

I'm 5 feet 10 inches tall, weigh 205 pounds. I have very blonde hair (almost white), grey/blue eyes, broad shoulders.

I have a black lab/unknown mix. Her name is Rosie and she is 11.

I don't mind it.

Dorkiest band, DEVO. I love those guys, especially their early stuff.

Weird talents: None really, but I do a lot of accents, many countries.

I would like to go to see the world before I die.

Thanks Tea and Cake or Death. Keep em coming.

[Tea and Cake or Death]

What's your best move for getting a girl/guy (sorry, I don't really know you, or which way you swing) to notice you?

Where in the world have you already been to?

Do you have a job? If so, what is it?

What is the weirdest food that you like?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Well for starters I'm straight. To answer the first question, I've only had one girlfriend, and it lasted 2 weeks, so I don't really have a "move"

I've been to: Iowa, South Dakota, Wisconsin.

I'm a mechanic and will be going to college for welding.

I like mayonaisse (sp?) on everything.

[Anti-Mindvirus]

What is the worst thing to ever happen to you before age 15?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

My grandfather died when I was 7. I never got to know him too well, he was a really awesome dude.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Keep em coming people.

[Tea and Cake or Death]

Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Well for starters I'm straight. To answer the first question, I've only had one girlfriend, and it lasted 2 weeks, so I don't really have a "move"

Okay. I'll lend you one of mine. This works best with one of those "just friends" kind of relationships. You know. The kind where you both dig on each other but are too shy to say anything. Rub your eyes, and ask the girlie in question to look in your eyes and see if something is in there. When she gets real close, grab her and kiss her.

Do you speak any languages?
Favorite toy as a child?
Candles, romantic or fruity?
What is the girliest thing about you?
What do you drive?
OH! How old are you?

[Anti-Mindvirus]

Originally Posted by Tea and Cake or Death

Rub your eyes, and ask the girlie in question to look in your eyes and see if something is in there. When she gets real close, grab her and kiss her.

ha, if a guy I liked did this to me I don't think I'd take it well..

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Oh! That's really great, I'll have to try that! Thanks.

I speak German.

My favorite toy would be my plastic train set. I loved pulling that thing around.

I think candles are very romantic, I think they set a nice mood.

I'm very clean. I always make sure I'm clean. But I do like dirty things too.

I drive a 1973 Chevrotlet Monte Carlo. 94,000 original miles, 350 Turbo Fire V-8, 2 Barrel Rochester 2GV Carb, 3 Speed Turbo 350 Transmission. My Dad and I have been restoring it.

I'm 18.

[Vexik]

What country do you live in?

Most disappointing movie?

Favorite outfit?

As regards your 'lack of move,' I recommend opening to the Four Knights Game, which I find knocks women off their feet unless they're quick with a bishop. And if they're quick with a bishop, they're not my type.

[Duane]

I was about to post this thread... albeit, an ask Duane thread, with me answering question having to do with all subjects. Meh, I thinkl I'll make it, anyways.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

I live in Minnesota in the U.S.

I'd say that Ghostbusters 2 wasn't as good as I thought it would be.

My favorite outfit is: My studded and patched vest, band T-Shirt, worn out US Army BDU pants, boots with green laces.

Lolz Vexik.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Nein! Zis ist mein thread!!

[Vexik]

I'm glad you posted this thread - I'd've bet doubloons to donuts that you lived in Europe. I'm not sure why.

And I agree with you on Ghostbusters 2. While I like the movie, it could have been much better than it was.

[Duane]

This is, that be true. However, I wanted to post a thread just like this... with some differences... but still.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Well don't you have a question for me Duane?

People, keep em coming!!

[Duane]

Boobies good?

[Tea and Cake or Death]

Okay. Here is a different type of question:

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Duane, boobs are awesome!

Hmmmm. That makes you think. I don't know. But try to keep it to the parameters. I'm still not sure of your question though.