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03-28-2008, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Zaney Duane explains!!!
If you have any questions about anything, about my opinion on bush, Fred Phelps, monkeys, and weekee wahkee WOO!!!
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03-28-2008, 10:08 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 38
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short shorts?
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03-28-2008, 10:09 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Hm... if it be a hot chick with nice ass, me likeys. I like the way....ooohhhhh yeeeaaah.
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03-28-2008, 10:16 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Zootown
Posts: 426
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Ok, since you phrased the question better, what is the meaning of life?
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03-28-2008, 10:27 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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To live, the best we can, despite the speedbumps.
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03-28-2008, 10:32 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Oh gee. Haven't we done this already tonight? Okay. I'll bite...
Is your name really Duane?
What dost thou lookith likeith?
Chocolate. Divine, or you could live without it?
Do you remember your first erection?
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03-28-2008, 10:34 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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I think that inspirational message was in a fortune cookie.
I also try to live my life in strict accordance to the wisdom of fortune cookies. It has worked so well. I now live in a taxfree, Jehovah Witness free environment (trashcan under a bridge), with interesting, and caring neighbors (crackheads and the Grouch from Sesame Street).
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03-28-2008, 10:35 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Tea and Cake or Death
Oh gee. Haven't we done this already tonight? Okay. I'll bite...
Is your name really Duane?
What dost thou lookith likeith?
Chocolate. Divine, or you could live without it?
Do you remember your first erection?
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Duane is my middle name.
Check out my vids on youtube, PunkPhilosipher be I.
I likes teh chocolate, but I could live without.
I think I may have been 8-9, was at the movie and saw Batman and Robin... I thought Uma was hot in that movie.
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03-28-2008, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Zootown
Posts: 426
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Originally Posted by knightmare
I think that inspirational message was in a fortune cookie.
I also try to live my life in strict accordance to the wisdom of fortune cookies. It has worked so well. I now live in a taxfree, Jehovah Witness free environment (trashcan under a bridge), with interesting, and caring neighbors (crackheads and the Grouch from Sesame Street).
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Bwaaaa haaa haaa! Brilliance!
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03-29-2008, 12:29 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I don't live my life by fortune cookies messages.
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03-29-2008, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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I know. That's why you're not in a trashcan under a bridge.
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03-29-2008, 01:00 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Actually, if I wasn't leaving with my parents... I wouldn't be too far off from that.
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03-29-2008, 01:45 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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BTW....Dr. Pepper is my fave. But now I associate it with you. So I think about you around three times a day now. he he he.
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03-29-2008, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Well, that's cool.
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03-29-2008, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Holy Fuck! Your Still Up?!
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03-29-2008, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Yeah, I can't sleep... I've tried, but dreams be haunting me tonight.
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03-29-2008, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Originally Posted by Duane
Yeah, I can't sleep... I've tried, but dreams be haunting me tonight.
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Really? I can help *sprinkles with holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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03-29-2008, 01:55 AM
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#18
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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*Pulls out a machine gun*THE POWER OF RAMBO COMPELS YOU TO DROP THE WATER, AND STEP THE FUCK OFF!!!
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03-29-2008, 01:57 AM
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#19
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Oh yeah? Okay. We can play this game.
*roundhouse kick to the throat*
I don't need any power but my own!
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03-29-2008, 02:00 AM
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#20
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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How about we just go back to the point of this thread? Any more questions?
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03-29-2008, 02:01 AM
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#21
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Okay. Ummm.... do you like dill or sweet pickles?
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03-29-2008, 02:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Dill pickles.
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03-29-2008, 11:51 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Anymore questions?
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03-29-2008, 12:02 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 423
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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03-29-2008, 12:06 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Hm, not many...
Any other questions? Give me something to work with, come on. You can ask me anything.
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