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Cicero · 08-24-2008, 03:45 PM

My cat Paris is obsessed with gay men for some reason. Whenever my friends are over he goes mad sniffing (and licking) their armpits and possessions. Once after giving my best friend a haircut Paris started rolling about in the hair on the ground all orgasm-like. Another time a friend's boyfriend was over and Paris leapt up to him from the couch and started nuzzling his face like he was full on making out with him.

Doesn't do it to straight guys or women, though he's still amazingly affectionate towards all that enter this house. Just has a... preference, I suppose, haha.

Geoluhread · 08-24-2008, 03:53 PM

Cats are amazing creatures...
I don't remember a time in my life that we lived without one...
We had a cat once, it was a little under a year... It had a "sexual" bunny, it's a stuffed bunny, But with fur... The cat always had sex with it =P... The cat's name was smiegol... Haha

honeythorn · 08-24-2008, 04:56 PM

I miss having a cat

JCC · 08-24-2008, 05:09 PM

I have two cats, and one gave birth to the other.

SO BOOYA MOTHERFUCKERS!

DementiaNocturne · 08-25-2008, 12:16 AM

The recently birthed one...is older! *dramatic piano chords*

honeythorn · 08-25-2008, 02:33 AM

..I MADE A TOADSTOOL GODDAMNIT. Out of clay. I birthed it with much vigour from my..hands. And the cap/top of it wobbles about on the stem in the wind ( it's supposed to do that ) Mother saw some in a garden centre made from ceramic that sort of tinkle and chime when they wobble, but they were quite expensive. So I made her one out of FIMO. It doesn't tinkle but it does wibble about and look kind of sweet in the wall basket.

TOAD

STOOL

Kristin · 08-25-2008, 08:34 AM

You made that? I love it!

Tam Li Hua · 08-25-2008, 09:00 AM

Oh cool, Honeythorn!

I just bought my wedding dress: Dress of Pure Awesome.

I. Am. Stoked.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. .......

Geoluhread · 08-25-2008, 09:16 AM

I'm feeling jealous... It looks great...

Congratulations!!

Tam Li Hua · 08-25-2008, 09:21 AM

Thanks, Geo.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-25-2008, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

Oh cool, Honeythorn!

I just bought my wedding dress: Dress of Pure Awesome.

I. Am. Stoked.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. .......

Tam, are you serious?
You're making a mockery of both your religion and weddings with this attitude.

Tam Li Hua · 08-25-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Tam, are you serious?
You're making a mockery of both your religion and weddings with this attitude.

Dead serious.

And exactly in what way am I making a mockery of anything? I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life with my Beloved, but I could spend the rest of my life with -any- friend. My Beloved is extra-special because we'll be able to make love. Have sex. Make whoopie. Make out. Enjoy one another carnally.

For a Christian, that's a VERY big deal.

We aren't supposed to just go out and do it with just anyone, ya know, so I've been holding out for a LONG time, mostly because I didn't just want to do it with anyone, and because I wanted to be sure that the guy I make love to on a regular basis is my one and only.

And now, mama needs her man in every possible way. What's wrong with that? Are Christians not supposed to think about sex or have hormones?

Silly Ophie; I'm just as horny as the next 30-year-old gal. ^____^ Is it wrong of me to admit that?

Underwater Ophelia · 08-25-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

Dead serious.

And exactly in what way am I making a mockery of anything? I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life with my Beloved, but I could spend the rest of my life with -any- friend. My Beloved is extra-special because we'll be able to make love. Have sex. Make whoopie. Make out. Enjoy one another carnally.

For a Christian, that's a VERY big deal.

We aren't supposed to just go out and do it with just anyone, ya know, so I've been holding out for a LONG time, mostly because I didn't just want to do it with anyone, and because I wanted to be sure that the guy I make love to on a regular basis is my one and only.

And now, mama needs her man in every possible way. What's wrong with that? Are Christians not supposed to think about sex or have hormones?

Silly Ophie; I'm just as horny as the next 30-year-old gal. ^____^ Is it wrong of me to admit that?

First of all, please stop being so condescending--you're embarrassing yourself, and it's just childish.

Anyway, yes, I realize sex is a big deal.
That's why I give it the respect it deserves, and don't talk about my sex life in such a cavalier and joking way. You're acting like a frat boy.

Second, sex is not what marriage is about. If that's what you're excited about and choose to share with others, you should really rethink going through with this.

Lastly--and this is just a hunch--the sex isn't going to be good.
No, I'm not saying that to be mean.

Duane · 08-25-2008, 09:52 AM

Tam, listen to Ophelia, what she says is right.

Mir · 08-25-2008, 09:56 AM

Somethings never change.

honeythorn · 08-25-2008, 10:12 AM

I've got a big scratch right under my jaw. Horrid bunny . He doesn't like going to the vets though .

Methadrine · 08-25-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by honeythorn

I've got a big scratch right under my jaw. Horrid bunny . He doesn't like going to the vets though .

It's wild in bed, that "bunny"?

honeythorn · 08-25-2008, 11:02 AM

You're terrible! I have never owned one of those bunnies . Cheeky sod

Duane · 08-25-2008, 11:04 AM

I once owned the rabbit from Monty Python:Holy Grail... but for some reason, I had to use the grenade of... well, yeah.

Methadrine · 08-25-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by honeythorn

You're terrible! I have never owned one of those bunnies . Cheeky sod

Oh, that's what they all say. I bet it says "Energizer" on the side.

honeythorn · 08-25-2008, 11:16 AM

I'll go out and check him but I doubt it. I'd soon have him back up the vets if he started turning pink and secreting abseiling gear about himself !

And I really don't a "rabbit" so nyer!

Tam Li Hua · 08-25-2008, 11:26 AM

Duane: Ah well; Ophie rarely seems happy with anything I post. :P

Ya win some, ya lose some. *shrug*

Solumina · 08-25-2008, 03:25 PM

I do just want to say that Ophie is right about the sex being bad, it will hopefully get better but if you're a virgin, especially if he is as well, then the sex is going to less than amazing until you both get a bit of experience. So don't build it up to be something amazing because then your wedding night will just be a disappointment.

HumanePain · 08-25-2008, 06:13 PM

When I lost my virginity I thought it was AWESOME! But then, it was NOT her first time.

Duane · 08-25-2008, 06:16 PM

*lights his poems on fire*Eh...