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04-19-2008, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Bear r@pe?
Well...
I just ***** a bear.
The cops are on their way.
Oh my god, somebody help me!
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04-19-2008, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 64
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You can't say you didn't see that coming 0_O
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04-19-2008, 01:48 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Oh my god. They're at the door. What do I do?
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04-19-2008, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
Posts: 627
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Could make a template for this type of thread.
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04-19-2008, 02:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Oh shit, here they come.
They've g-
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04-19-2008, 02:08 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 64
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*is videotaping everything under KontanKarite's couch* zomg
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04-19-2008, 03:03 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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So the next episode of "Man vs. Wild" will be a repeat, I take it.
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04-19-2008, 06:42 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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It was the bear's fault for not wearing clothes, leading you on like that. Dirty furry slut.
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04-19-2008, 09:37 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Didnt know you was into beastiality kontan O_o
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04-19-2008, 09:47 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Whoa*watches as a group of angry feminists approach him* Well, I gotta go...*Rides away on an invisible motorcycle*
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04-19-2008, 09:49 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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female bear or male bear,Mr. Kon ?
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04-19-2008, 09:50 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Wait it wasent that fat hairy chick was it?
Damn kontan...for shame!
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04-19-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 64
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Guys, somebody gotta bail him out!
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04-19-2008, 10:18 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Here catch *throws a rope*
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04-19-2008, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 64
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*still with the recording camera* well you know sometimes the right answer isn't always the right decision *cuts rope*
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04-19-2008, 02:49 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ukraine, Russia and Jordan
Posts: 198
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Oh shit, here they come.
They've g-
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I take it that the cop clicked on " sumbit reply " after they handcuffed you, haha; Well done thought, that was a laugh.
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04-19-2008, 03:00 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Magila
I take it that the cop clicked on " sumbit reply " after they handcuffed you, haha; Well done thought, that was a laugh.
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He fell onto the mouse first in a desperate attempt to let the people know.
WE SHALL NOT GO UNHEARD!
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
TO FUCK ANIMALS!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
NOW!
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04-19-2008, 03:04 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 14
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In soviet russia, bear fuck you.
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04-19-2008, 06:17 PM
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#19
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Originally Posted by Moloch_The_Sceptered_King
In soviet russia, bear fuck you.
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quoted for truth
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04-19-2008, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Originally Posted by DeathToLems
Wait it wasent that fat hairy chick was it?
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Yes, yes.. it was me.
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04-19-2008, 08:57 PM
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#21
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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I think the bear dropped the charges. Yogi the bear was already gay.
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04-20-2008, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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Originally Posted by knightmare
I think the bear dropped the charges. Yogi the bear was already gay.
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now yogi's gonna sue you, btw hows konan doing with that rope
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04-20-2008, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Originally Posted by PhenomenalTranquility
*cuts rope*
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Thats what happend v_V
Kon you're on your own mate. God speed *salute*
lol
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04-20-2008, 09:57 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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That bear has gotten more action that I have in the past year.  Frakking hell.
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04-21-2008, 12:54 AM
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#25
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 865
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If you lived in England...I would totally get the RSPCA on you, Kontan.
It's SICK! SICK AND WRONG! Animals aren't for fucking!
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