Fuck Twilight!!

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by JCC

Guys, we are forgetting her second, infinitely better performance;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

At least he's getting exercise...

[HumanePain]

I think Jillian has given up on the original topic for this thread. But on the plus side it has become melodramatic enough to be entertaining!

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Twilight should be taken as seriously as War And Peace

I've read War and Peace, that book is even shittier than Twilight. It's not just horridly boring garbage, but it's roughly two pounds of horridly boring garbage. At least Twilight is over sooner.

[Lapin]

It makes for a good bookend for the rest of your books though.

Gawd that book was boring. Grapes of Wrath was far worse though. An entire chapter about a fucking turtle trying to cross the road. What the fuck man? Is the turtle a metaphor? What for? And why is it such a boring metaphor?

[Lolly PopMuzik]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Whoever likes Twilight is either:
a twelve year old that masturbates to linkin' park
or a shallow self-centered diva wannabe that just like Bella feels she deserves a perfect "superhuman" boyfriend to have an sickeningly dependent relationship to which she does not need to contribute anything.

You forgot those who read the series to achieve that "not-so-fresh-oh-so-dark" feeling.

http://shinga.live journal.com/478415.html

Warning: You will LAUGH. A lot.

[Crying_Crimson_Tears]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

I think Jillian has given up on the original topic for this thread. But on the plus side it has become melodramatic enough to be entertaining!

I think almost everyone has given up on the original topic to watch these two go at it.

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by Lapin

It makes for a good bookend for the rest of your books though.

Gawd that book was boring. Grapes of Wrath was far worse though. An entire chapter about a fucking turtle trying to cross the road. What the fuck man? Is the turtle a metaphor? What for? And why is it such a boring metaphor?

Dude, watching an actual turtle cross a road is more interesting than Grapes of Crap.

[MollyMac]

Originally Posted by Lapin

It makes for a good bookend for the rest of your books though.

Gawd that book was boring. Grapes of Wrath was far worse though. An entire chapter about a fucking turtle trying to cross the road. What the fuck man? Is the turtle a metaphor? What for? And why is it such a boring metaphor?

Long, drawn out, paind and ultimately futile in the long run labor?

Hell, teh book was a metaphor unto itself. Sad, since I love the most of Steinbeck...

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Lolly PopMuzik

You forgot those who read the series to achieve that "not-so-fresh-oh-so-dark" feeling.

http://shinga.live journal.com/478415.html

Warning: You will LAUGH. A lot.

Lolly that is amazing, thank you

[Godslayer Jillian]

Oh lord, that was awesome. Someone should film that into a parody and post it on Youtube.
By the way, Humane, you mentioned that now you're curious about what Twilight is, so I recommend you to read Lolly's link. It's no bullshit, that really is the story.

Now that I remember the plot, or lack of it, I simply can't see how anyone could deny my original post. Hell, my original post isn't enough to describe how much bullshit Twilight really is.
I do, however, see why several people in here will like the story. Ones I can think of right now are Bella, CCT, DarkPrayer, and L'Oiseau Noir. Yet I can't still understand why GC likes it.

[gothicusmaximus]

I liked War and Peace. Grapes of Wrath didn't do it for me, though.

[Lolly PopMuzik]

Boo-ya!

http://the-red-shoes.live journal.com/1335648.html?view=14813792#t14813792

Apparently, the abusive vampire dude and the Mary Sue have a kid together who's half vamp and half human with a power of creating a love shield.

Really, I just wanted to post this without hiding it under a different color.

[Neverlove]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Now that I remember the plot, or lack of it, I simply can't see how anyone could deny my original post. Hell, my original post isn't enough to describe how much bullshit Twilight really is.

I agree with your original post. The only reason I read the it was my friend told me that is was good......okay....
But sadly I don't think I can right better. Even though my mother says I am good with words, but she is my mother she has to say that even if it is crap that should be burned.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Crying_Crimson_Tears

I think almost everyone has given up on the original topic to watch these two go at it.

What two?
You mean the two sides of everyone vs. Crow?

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by JCC

Guys, we are forgetting her second, infinitely better performance;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

I know someone like this, and I don't mean he looks like this ( although he does a little ) I mean he IS like this, but without the star wars thing, very VERY odd guy.

[Underwater Ophelia]

That's so weird.

I mean, I've seen people doing that kind of thing just being silly...but that kid seems really serious.
The kind of kid who thinks he really IS battling bad guys. That's weird.

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

By the way, Humane, you mentioned that now you're curious about what Twilight is, so I recommend you to read Lolly's link. It's no bullshit, that really is the story.

I'll take your word for it, I already have too much on my nightstand to read every night to take on something else.

[Crying_Crimson_Tears]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

What two?
You mean the two sides of everyone vs. Crow?

Yeah, that works.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Crying_Crimson_Tears

Yeah, that works.

Right.
Don't even try to say this is all me.

I hate that shit and it goes on all the time.

[Tam Li Hua]

Amen to the fucking of Twilight, and anything else Meyer chooses to put out.

It's like Interview with a Vampire Lite, with half the sodium and none of the intelligence.

[Unfortunately, I had to suffer through it because a friend I cared about really really liked it, and wanted me to read it. :/ ]

[Lapin]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Right.
Don't even try to say this is all me.

(Raises hand) I was involved too.

[Scareebowfairy]

come on guys:- Is Twilight really that bad? yeah it's a silly romance but there's a lot silly romance's out there, it could have been worse like as cheesy as Titanic or something. The only thing I didn't like was the fact that the vampires weren't night walking, cape wearing maniac's who sleep in coffins and have big fangs!

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Scareebowfairy

as cheesy as Titanic or something.

Have you read the dialogue in this book?
Speaking as one who loathes Titanic, that movie could be 70 times as cheesy and still not be nearly as cheesy as Twilight.

[Scareebowfairy]

I grew up with friends who watched Titanic tooo many times it's scarred me, any romance to me now is better than Titanic.

[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by Scareebowfairy

it could have been worse like as cheesy as Titanic or something.

In all fairness, Titanic did have some great scenes. Like when that one guy fell off the back of the ship when it was sinking and did flips through the air as a result of smacking his head against a propeller. Pure comedy gold, right there.