Auto-fellatio - Page 5

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xnguela

What do you mean, machinery? Everyone can receive oral sex...

I mean I only have a penis in my dreams. (I think I just revealed too much :-P )

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 11:44 AM

do you think guys dream they have a vagina?

Sabine_Blodwin · 10-21-2005, 02:50 PM

No I don't try this cunnilingus by myself. I think that is better someone doing this for me.....heehhehehe

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 03:39 PM

it's better with a little help from your friend

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

I'm guessing they dream about having boobs more often.

yeah you are probably right. but i'd feel better about it if one would come forward and say they had dreamt they had a vagina. :razz:

Sabine_Blodwin · 10-21-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oubliette

yeah you are probably right. but i'd feel better about it if one would come forward and say they had dreamt they had a vagina. :razz:

aff.......lol

Disfunction · 10-21-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

I'm guessing they dream about having boobs more often.

To be perfectly honest... breasts have never really been a point of any fascination for me. I don't even understand why guys seem so prone to look at them, unless of course it's purely because they're there. Oh well... I think it would be interesting to be a woman for a day; physically, emotionally, socially and mentally.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-21-2005, 04:16 PM

Myself, I am coming back with a 14 inch Schlong next time..

The Poems I could write in the Snow with Pee, standing up..

/ Twitch

Oubliette · 10-21-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Myself, I am coming back with a 14 inch Schlong next time..

The Poems I could write in the Snow with Pee, standing up..

/ Twitch

you would never be able to get a satisfying blow job unless it's from a vaccuum cleaner

AlKilyu · 10-21-2005, 09:23 PM

Heh this thread again.

Again!

Er...the thought of my own warm (in some cases HOT) schlong in my mouth never appealed to me.

However, wouldn't it be great, guys, if after being dumped by your woman, you went over to her place, rang the doorbell, then sat on her lawn and did this?

In between gasps for air you could yell out stuff like "See? mmphI don't need yoummph or any of your holes mmph mmph mmph mmphmmphmmphmmphmmphmphmph......mmph..........mmph ...............*spit* EVER AGAIN!"

winged_dreams · 10-21-2005, 09:37 PM

Bwahahahahaha!

edible_eye · 10-21-2005, 09:52 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

oh, man - my sides hurt.

Oubliette · 10-22-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Heh this thread again.

Again!

Er...the thought of my own warm (in some cases HOT) schlong in my mouth never appealed to me.

However, wouldn't it be great, guys, if after being dumped by your woman, you went over to her place, rang the doorbell, then sat on her lawn and did this?

In between gasps for air you could yell out stuff like "See? mmphI don't need yoummph or any of your holes mmph mmph mmph mmphmmphmmphmmphmmphmphmph......mmph..........mmph ...............*spit* EVER AGAIN!"

it would certainly make for an interesting criminal record.

is that the same guy from the tool anema CD?? I <3 that album

Oubliette · 10-22-2005, 03:42 PM

I'd like to see him do that while having butt sex. Oh dear I seem to have lost all inner monologue.

spookypurple · 10-22-2005, 04:20 PM

Hurrah for outdoor plumbing!

spookypurple · 10-23-2005, 01:39 PM

Oh dear. This is where I admit to being a bit sad. It means an object which is bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside. It's an acronym for 'time and relative dimensions in space'. It's actually a fictional spaceship, from "Dr Who", if you're familiar with the show.
It's one of those words which has passed into everyday speech over here.

polished_wolf_claws · 10-23-2005, 10:26 PM

Heh..... I've seen this thread here for a few days now and I never bothered to look at it.... I just thought it was a thread where people Symbolically gave themselves head. (IE: GLoat and feel good)

Dear Lord was I wrong......

Anywho, Sure I would.... I mean It's already done with a hand, so why not?

polished_wolf_claws · 10-24-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

Ew, you masturbate?

Who DOES that?

All right, I have to start a new thread.

*shrugs* Meh

spookypurple · 10-27-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I figured I just didn't know because I'm American... which I can't really help, so I didn't feel bad asking.

Ahhh.... Hoping I didn't come across wrong, there Xnguela... Does 'sad' have the same meaning in America? 'Cause I meant I was 'sad', meaning 'geek'. It's one of those programmes that can inspire geekdom, that's all.

Especially if you can identify episodes from lines of dialogue. Oops. Too much info. Check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/ if you want to see what a real tardis looks like.

lingdek · 11-09-2005, 01:54 AM

I found out a couple years ago I could selfsuck my cock. No ribs taken out or anything like that. I guess I am just really flexible.

Do I like it? Yes.

Is it as good as having a female do it for me? No.