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01-06-2009, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
You're a sweetheart, ducker.
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Yeah, I know.
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01-06-2009, 09:23 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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My pleasure, Tam.
If you ever need more advice/ideas/whatever, I'd love to help.
I love talking about sex.
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01-06-2009, 09:27 AM
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#53
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Join Date: May 2008
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Can you talk about it with me some?
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01-06-2009, 09:28 AM
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#54
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
My pleasure, Tam.
If you ever need more advice/ideas/whatever, I'd love to help.
I love talking about sex.
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I'll -definitely- keep it in mind. 
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01-06-2009, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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Eatting jelly beans and doing naughty things with my lady friend at the same time all before noon. It's gonna be a good day.
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01-06-2009, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Can you talk about it with me some?
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Sure, what do you want to know?
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01-06-2009, 10:13 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Sure, what do you want to know?
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Does chocolate milk come from brown cows like brown babies come from brown mommies?
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-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-06-2009, 10:53 AM
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#58
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Texas
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Duck wants to know if you can send him a video demonstration of the act of sex, purely educational Im sure.
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01-06-2009, 10:56 AM
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#59
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Sure, what do you want to know?
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Can I just see you naked, instead?
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01-06-2009, 10:56 AM
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#60
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows like brown babies come from brown mommies?
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Yes.
I've sucked many an udder, and I can tell you definitively yes.
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01-06-2009, 10:59 AM
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#61
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Can I just see you naked, instead?
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I don't think my partner would approve, and I respect that.
I'm sorry.
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01-06-2009, 11:02 AM
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#62
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Tease......................
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01-06-2009, 11:04 AM
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#63
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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Sex isn't that great anyway, I mean...I do it enough, but I don't go out of my way to get some...it's kinda boring...
Except with my last lover a few months ago...he was 25 and knew what was up.
Too bad he's never around 
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01-06-2009, 11:06 AM
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#64
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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I'm nearly forty. Think of all I know!
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01-06-2009, 11:26 AM
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#65
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Are you tryna get in my pants or something?
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01-06-2009, 11:27 AM
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#66
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Yes.
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01-06-2009, 11:35 AM
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#67
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Texas
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aww, shes to young to know the joys of experience. Just a taste and still so far to go, lol.
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01-06-2009, 11:39 AM
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#68
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Originally Posted by harlow
aww, shes to young to know the joys of experience. Just a taste and still so far to go, lol.
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Gee, I'm not that young, I'm 20 man.
Also, I've had a pretty decent amount of experience for someone my age and meh....
Maybe I'm just frigid, or maybe I really am a dyke. I get more pleasure from the ladies, with dudes it's more an ego boost if anything.
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01-06-2009, 11:42 AM
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#69
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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As long as both parties are getting something out of it...
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01-06-2009, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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Well, duh.
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01-06-2009, 11:44 AM
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#71
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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And that makes it great!
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01-06-2009, 04:11 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
I like my sex with lots of rope, chains and black leather.
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I like it with my yellow duckie tie.
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Originally Posted by JCC
But at least it doesn't want to cuddle afterwards.
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I'm lucky enough to have a boyfriend who likes cuddling.
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How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
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01-06-2009, 05:45 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 291
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I haven't in maybe 2 months now. I have just been too busy and I don't like my partners house. There is nothing that interests me there.
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01-06-2009, 06:27 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 118
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Wow, this is totally hilarious to me. I think its because I'm virgin and haven't had sex yet.
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01-06-2009, 09:11 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
I'm lucky enough to have a boyfriend who likes cuddling.
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I actually like cuddling, but I'm bi, so I guess that's my gay side...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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