Hear me and tremble.

LivingInAToolbox · 01-07-2009, 11:02 AM

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Crusade for justice. Read the goddamn signature.

2. Where are you from?
Merry old England.

3. Who is your favorite author?
Oh, some poof who wrote philosophy, poetry, old-as-shit literature or something else that looks good on my shelf and makes me look clever.

4. What are your favorite films?
Any that make me look clever.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Love doesn't exist, so I don't see the point in marrying.

6. At your funeral?
"Sit on my Face"

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Slapping a mason. 33rd degree, if possible.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
One that he and I could share.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
...

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
I didn't yet realize how utterly retarded the world is.

11. What are your favorite bands?
Ones so obscure that _no one_ has ever heard of them. And ones involving complex time signatures randomly played at tempos ranging from -2 to 9999 bpm.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
More than formal "education" could ever teach.

13. Why did you join?
To begin a righteous crusade.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Female.

JCC · 01-07-2009, 11:04 AM

Being a cunt is a great thrill, but you're doing it wrong.

LivingInAToolbox · 01-07-2009, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC

Being a cunt is a great thrill, but you're doing it wrong.

I guess I should listen, then. You seem to be one of the authorities on cuntism here.

JCC · 01-07-2009, 11:24 AM

I will advise you to stick around and learn from the greats here. You could be a very worthwhile apprentice.

LivingInAToolbox · 01-07-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC

I will advise you to stick around and learn from the greats here. You could be a very worthwhile apprentice.

That would be like being an apprentice mason. In other words, a Vampire: The Masquerade club for politicians.

Mr. Filth · 01-07-2009, 11:51 AM

Necrophuckgit alt is obvious alt.

gothicusmaximus · 01-07-2009, 11:55 AM

I happen to be quite an authority on what you're trying to achieve, and believe I can help you to reach your ends through a simple, step-by-step instructive guide of my own design.

How To Get People To Say Of You, "He/She is a huge asshole, but he/she's really funny"
By Gothicus Maximus

Step One: be funny.
Step Two: act like an asshole.

You're jumping ahead here.

Mr. Filth · 01-07-2009, 11:56 AM

I used the strategies presented in How To Get People To Say Of You, "He/She is a huge asshole, but he/she's really funny" and it worked wonders for my lovable asshole reputation!

Thanks Gothicus Maximus!

*Tumbs up* *Camera zooms in on Smile* *Scroll mailing information*

JCC · 01-07-2009, 12:02 PM

I want to stick my tumb up your ass.

On a side-note, the intellgentsia of Gnet has never been stronger despite the influx of morons, I'm thinking that we've been forced into a corner here, forced to evolve to a new level of greatness and to band together in the face of this enemy and we are certainly living up to the challenge.

Albert Mond · 01-07-2009, 12:04 PM

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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LivingInAToolbox · 01-07-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albert Mond

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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I bet he beats his wife.