And chain texts ffs. I dont want to send on shit like 'the person reading this is so utterly truly amazing and i love her to bits and hope this year is fab for her. Send this to 9 more girl friends in your address book and something will make you happy in 9 minutes'. I'm happier faster if I dont waste money sending 9 texts of lies to undeserving people.
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I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
I was a vegetarian until I lost my virginity, and a wise man said to me 'do you not feel guilty now, having had all that meat inside you?'
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