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01-26-2009, 02:07 PM
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#76
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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You are walking your dog, and a tank runs both of you over.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-26-2009, 02:34 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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AIDS
(tencharacters)
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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01-26-2009, 02:41 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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You go to get some butter from the fridge and the crazed elephant that has been hiding inside finally snaps and tramples you in it's effort to escape.
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“Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”
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01-27-2009, 08:26 AM
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#79
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Polycystic kidney disease.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-27-2009, 03:55 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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O.D on chocolate syrup.
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01-27-2009, 04:38 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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O.D'd on life. Life itself.
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01-28-2009, 06:35 AM
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#82
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Punched to death by Samuel L. Jackson.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-29-2009, 01:44 AM
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#83
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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You suffer a laceration while shaving.
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01-29-2009, 01:55 AM
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#84
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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You hear about the dangers of shaving, stop and end up getting strangled to death by hair.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-29-2009, 02:02 AM
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#85
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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My hair becomes irradiated, transforms into a bad horror movie monster, and kills you.
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01-29-2009, 02:03 AM
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#86
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nis~sijai
My hair becomes irradiated and transforms into a bad horror movie monster, who kills you.
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I was going to come up with a way my dead body would kill you.
But you're already dead.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-29-2009, 09:36 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Failure to resurrect.
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01-29-2009, 09:47 AM
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#88
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Tripped over a leaf and smashed your face on the sidewalk/pavement
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01-29-2009, 10:52 AM
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#89
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Mond
Failure to resurrect.
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Ahahahahahaha.
Des - Brain cancer due to someone tampering with your mobile.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-29-2009, 11:14 AM
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#90
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Your hair products contains toxins that burn the flesh from your skull.
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01-29-2009, 12:35 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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You borrow Malice's hair products.
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01-29-2009, 12:56 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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She screams in agony and flings my hair products at you.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-29-2009, 01:23 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Your hair products get into the water. I drink some, become a zombie, and eat you.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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01-29-2009, 01:28 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
Posts: 1,319
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You die of a clogged digestive system from all the torn fishnets and leather.
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01-29-2009, 01:35 PM
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#95
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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He explodes, the hydrochloric acid spraying onto you and killing you in the process.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-29-2009, 01:58 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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You go insane from seeing all of our deaths and kill yourself.
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02-01-2009, 02:20 PM
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#97
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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You get struck by boogie lightning.
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02-01-2009, 02:32 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Mond
You get struck by boogie lightning.
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Haunted House also eats you.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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02-03-2009, 10:09 AM
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#99
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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Choke on a cough sweet.
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02-03-2009, 12:11 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pretoria, South Africa
Posts: 526
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Slip on a wet bathroom floor and get skewered by your toothbrush.
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Give me money, give me sex,
Give me food and cigarettes.
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