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04-27-2009, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Son of a bitch
I was using brass knuckles to fold the points down on the back of some studs I was putting on a pair of pants when I slipped and punched myself in the thumb.
... Not much to add in this thread, so just use it to share any random stupid thing you've done today.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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04-27-2009, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Compton
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thats what you get for being a dumb white bitch
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04-27-2009, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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Bonquisha, try to be less obvious about attempting to get banned. Otherwise it's not funny.
Anyway, today I came in thinking I had work at 9 when I really had it at seven. I believe "son of a bitch" was the phrase I used.
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04-28-2009, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I think it's funny.
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04-28-2009, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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I have this mental picture of Joker and the Bedazzler going wild on a Friday night...
It's way better in my head than I could possibly translate onto this forum.
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04-29-2009, 12:34 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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I missed you, Molly. You added some much needed laughs to these boards.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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04-29-2009, 05:48 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Uranus ( Luxembourg )
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I managed that, but I was holding down a piece of paper and I punched myself in the knee. Brass knuckles are designed to hurt.
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04-29-2009, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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I use a small pocket knife when I'm studding something, it seems to work pretty good, I haven't cut myself yet!
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04-29-2009, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack again
I managed that, but I was holding down a piece of paper and I punched myself in the knee. Brass knuckles are designed to hurt.
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You're not kidding.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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04-29-2009, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Austin, Texas, United States
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I've spent 5 hours last night writing my english paper, carefully laying it on the table, reminding myself to pick it up before I went to school. Do you want to guess the rest of it?...
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05-01-2009, 04:36 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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I stitched up my index finger with my sewing machine. It stitched it twice, going through the nail and exiting out of the pad of my finger.
...MOTHER. ...FUCK! That's what I said.
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05-01-2009, 04:45 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I stitched up my index finger with my sewing machine. It stitched it twice, going through the nail and exiting out of the pad of my finger.
...MOTHER. ...FUCK! That's what I said.
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I did that with a regular sewing needle. And it was the webbing between my index and middle fingers.
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05-01-2009, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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How in the blue hell did you do that?
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05-02-2009, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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A lack of coordination and too much scotch.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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