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08-10-2010, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Suckered and bitten
JCC set his squid on me
but only a meal i did see
i killed that tub of lard
and grilled it in my yard!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 08:10 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
Posts: 416
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That's the best poem-thingy EVER!
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08-10-2010, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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inorite?
I'm really pretty awesome, come to think of it.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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We will have a poem-off!
And then you will run off!
And then I will strip off!
And then you will run back!
To lick my sack!
[Drops microphone].
Fuck yeah, bitch.
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08-10-2010, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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I'd lick your sack
But you're totally whack
And don't know jack
You'd better step up
Or you'll just throw up
*bow*
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I won't throw up
I'll throw your pup
py
Which is a border collie
Named Huitzilopochtli
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08-10-2010, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Huitzilopochtli will tear you up
She's not a nice pup
We'll send home what's left of you in a cup
For you parents to get in the post
They'll look they saw a ghost
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I will make you my host
Like Swayze in Ghost
Your face will be toast
[Makes gang sign]
WEST COAST!
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08-10-2010, 08:41 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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West coast is a joke
Cali'd fall into the ocean with a poke
Your gangsta claims amuse me
As you hail from Brittany
You wouldn't last a day in Chi-Town!
*tilts hat*
NO COAST!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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*throws up sign and leaves*
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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08-10-2010, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I am a ninja
My they words they singe ya
Look at this blow fish
It is Martin Sheen
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08-10-2010, 09:01 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Martin Sheen seems like a ridiculous name for a blow fish.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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Jcc, that poem-stuff sucks
Like a two-bit hoe all over my nutz
You're slobberin' an' droolin'
Like a giant clutz
Bes' sit on down lest you fall on your
......butz
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08-10-2010, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I will stab your titty
But my peener in it
Kick your kitty
Make you eat shit
Selecta!
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08-10-2010, 09:13 PM
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#15
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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I'll skull fuck your mother
Like no other
Deep fry your hampster
Put you on a tether
And make a poster
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I flatten you into a coaster
Put my cup on you
So that I don't get rings on my table
Because the fucking thing cost more than necessary
CHUCK BERRY!
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08-10-2010, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Seriously, that brings up a good point. Why the fuck do those things cost so much?
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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I have no fucking idea.
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08-10-2010, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Don't let that be a distraction for you guys. I seriously demand more poetry.
*puts on smooth Jazz*
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08-10-2010, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Smooth jazz is for wankers
And perhaps Nazi tankers
Except for the whole thing about hating blacks
And chopping them up with an axe
Kind of gets in the way off liking jazz
But not inventing meth, and becoming a spazz
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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08-10-2010, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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A spazz is a mayne
who cannot love a jazz
that whispers in your ear
so soft like the beers [that]
JCC. thinks are for pussies
BUDDY HOLLY
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