I'm gonna buy this shit.

[LexLuthor]

Gothic.Lex


AND THEN I'LL FIRE ALL OF YOU.

[Superman]

Motherfucker, spent shitloads pimpin dat Lexrider, how the fuck yo gon buy dat shit???

[LexLuthor]

MUHFUKA.
I'm a fucking "International Businessman" for real shit bitch.
I own one of the biggest fucking companies in the world.

I was the motherfucking president, you nobslime.

[Superman]

Nigga please I'm so damn BOSS you can't do shit bitch. I'mma dickslap you an your Secret Society bitchez into a caketin and make a Wankmuffin.

[LexLuthor]

Dude, I am the boss, of LexCorp.
We make shitting bombs, and like lock cracking shit for breaking into banks just so whenever there's a robbery you JLA guy can go "GASP, THAT'S LEXCORP SHIT."
I'm fucking behind everything.
I'm like all the freemasons, every single one.
But with no hair.
I'm like all those anagrams and stupid numbers people think control stuff.
I run this shit, Supes, youknowsit.

[Superman]

Bitch whydyo have to be a dick about shit? Last christmas all you fuckin sent me was a toaster made of fucking Kyptonight. FUCKYOU. You know dats dumb. If you so big why don't you make something nice for once bitch???

[LexLuthor]

Bitch it was a present.
Kryptonite's pretty as shit, just appreciate it.
Fucking centerpiece, innit, nob'ed.

[Superman]

But.... but..... it reminds me of my dead parents.....

[LexLuthor]

Suck it up, homo.

[Superman]

NiggaI'mmourning. You wanna punch in de teef?

[LexLuthor]

Nigguh tryit, I have my kryptonite fucking grills on.

[Superman]

Saywhaaaaaaattt? When dyou get them pimped fucks?

[LexLuthor]

Was just chillin' in the Pit of Tartarus, dude.
Made a nice deal with Hephaestus for some pimped out grills. nigguh.

[Superman]

Dayuuumm I'd get me some o dem If I weren't allergic. FUckstick.