dating a "Non-goth"?

[Murder.Of.Crows]

Sorry for the double post.

So Saya, what are your standards for men these days?

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

They have to have buttfucked me /raises eyebrows

[Saya]

It certainly helps. I trust your standards, sir.

They also must be willing to go through pon farr with me, its not pretty when it happens.

[CuckooTuli]

Originally Posted by Saya

I'm a vulcansexual. Feeling down because there isn't another person who can match my awesomeness is illogical.

This. Maybe I'm just up myself, but I've never felt there's anything "wrong" with me if I've been single for a while.

Then again, I rate myself pretty highly in most ways, if I'm honest. It's actually not as arrogant as it sounds - more about the fact that even a quick trip to the supermarket often begs the conclusion that non-cunts seem to be something of a minority.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by CuckooTuli

This. Maybe I'm just up myself, but I've never felt there's anything "wrong" with me if I've been single for a while.

Then again, I rate myself pretty highly in most ways, if I'm honest. It's actually not as arrogant as it sounds - more about the fact that even a quick trip to the supermarket often begs the conclusion that non-cunts seem to be something of a minority.

We must be soul mates! It seems a bit unfair.

[CuckooTuli]

Originally Posted by Saya

We must be soul mates! It seems a bit unfair.

I am indeed from across the pond! Fuck me, it all fits. Ah, the cruelty of fate... *shakes fist*

[Cat Stark]

Originally Posted by Saya

We must be soul mates! It seems a bit unfair.

That sounds a lot like me. Soul mates are in such short supply. If I could even find mine across the ocean with the miracle that is the internet, would it even matter? I would most likely never meet them, or it could be some ugly bald guy pretending to be a 20 something. That is my luck, not there when I need it.

[Cat Stark]

Bed mates are not going to help support families or get married. There is love out there for almost everyone. Going with the "Bed Mates" idea just means you are too lazy or to self conscious to look for it.

[Saya]

Pish posh poppycock. Childless and living in sin is a fine way to live.

[Cat Stark]

I am glade I am not, and never will be, a guy.
To me, being in love is the best thing in the world for someone. Everyone needs a chance to be happy with someone else.
Except abusers. They can go to Hell.

[Saya]

Its got nothing to do with gender. Everyone likes a good sexing.

Except for the asexuals, but I am loathe to mention them least I invoke the wrath of Despanan.

[Cat Stark]

I did not say everyone did not enjoy sex or that you could not love the person you are having sex with. I just wanted to point out that sex is not everything.

[MissCheyenne]

Sex may not be everything but neither is 'love'

[Saya]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

Sex may not be everything but neither is 'love'

Word.

And where's my porn, lady?

[MissCheyenne]

It's coming sweet cheeks. I just need to get over this mild case of death I'm suffering from. Then there shall be porn. Oh there shall be porn.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

It's coming sweet cheeks. I just need to get over this mild case of death I'm suffering from. Then there shall be porn. Oh there shall be porn.

I'm shivering from antici...............pation.

[MissCheyenne]

I swear, I haven't forgotten about Gnets need for filth, I've just been busy and sick. I shall return to fulfill my role as resident porn writer as soon as I can though.

[Saya]

Oh I'm just joking about giving you a hard time, get better soon! I've barely been updating mine either, I meant to do a lot this midterm break but I as well have been sick and just can't get in the mood.

I haven't even done homework all week :X its why I've been posting all afternoon, online research makes me procrastinate.

ETA: I concur, Ducky. Men first.

I'm still disappointed the Manliest Man thread didn't end in a penis measuring competition.

[MissCheyenne]

Originally Posted by namkcud

There should be a "People From G.Net Naked" site.

You go first then.

[Sinjob]

Originally Posted by namkcud

There should be a "People From G.Net Naked" site.

It'd be so spicy we'd put 4chan outta business!

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Originally Posted by Saya

It certainly helps. I trust your standards, sir.

They also must be willing to go through pon farr with me, its not pretty when it happens.

Your endorsement of my cock-chasing has made my day madam. The classiness of your current avatar just adds a +3 to the awesome.

[Saya]

What can I say? You had a manwich with Kontan and Apathy, you have great taste XD

[CuckooTuli]

Yay for porn! Seriously, that thread was fucking hilarious. There's something about those perverted plotless 4chan-esque free-for-alls that just - well, dammit, it just makes my heart sing.

It went hella quiet on here for a while - nice to see some life in the place. By which I mean imminent porn.

[Nightwalker39]

There are many couples where one is gothic and one is not. I am in a relationship with my girlfriend, Dora Shouse. She is beautiful in my eyes. Beauty that can only be compared to the goddess Persephone. Anyway, our social networks are two different worlds apart entirely. She is high up on the "social food chain". She comes from a wealthy farming family. She's a farm girl till death and that urkes me sometimes. But i find my way around it. But whats even harder than having a farm girl for a girlfriend, is that i am the only Goth in this entire redneck county! I really hate living in Kentucky. No one truely understands me here. Anyway, my girlfriend and i have been together three months this tuesday. So far it's been good. But the first month was hard. I cheated on her twice and she still forgave me. And i thank God for that. But it's in my nature. I am a sagittarius. But i will stay loyal. I love her till death do us part.

[MissCheyenne]

^ Cheating is in your nature because of your STAR SIGN? What the fuck kinda deluded hippy bullcrap is that??