heres the f'n intro your b*tchin about

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Son of the Dark Twin

Greetings

I am new :]

I don't really know about this site or the people on it, so mayhaps someone will educate me?

In this same area (Introductions), post an introduction using the survey. It will help.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by Son of the Dark Twin

Greetings

I am new :]

I don't really know about this site or the people on it, so mayhaps someone will educate me?

Perhaps find the set of questions in the introduction section, then fill them out on a thread. Then jump into other sections.

[CarrionCorpse]

I think we are soulmates Expecto. Haha

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse

I think we are soulmates Expecto. Haha

It seems so

[ape descendant]

Here ya go newbie... read this https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=119 it will do you some good. =^.^=

[Murder.Of.Crows]

It isn't mandatory CC, but it does help as a conversation starter. I think some of things the survey asks is actually rather stupid.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

Um ... could you set the tea aside for a moment and explain to me what aspect of meeting this creature was "nice"? Or were you just being too polite for your own good?

I'm calling it ... obvious troll is ... not getting any more of my time.

*edit* - Except for this: I sure wish Kontan was still around so he could really get the fucker fired up!

I am too polite for my own good.
That's all.

"Nice to meet you"= in this case "AAAAHAHAHAHA--no."

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

It isn't mandatory CC, but it does help as a conversation starter. I think some of things the survey asks is actually rather stupid.

That's why I said, "it will help" and not "DO IT OR FUCKING DIE!"

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse

That's why I said, "it will help" and not "DO IT OR FUCKING DIE!"

[Murder.Of.Crows]

My sincerest apologies Carrion, my brain is currently on the fritz and I am currently incapable of reading properly. Next time I will be sure to not be distracted by the T.V./seizure platypus ads/crossbow wielding ninjas outside my window and pay more attention to things people are saying here. I just don't like to feel as if were shoving surveys down peoples throat. Now, forgive me I must go kill somebody for their crossbow... it's shiny.

[MissCheyenne]

Originally Posted by Expecto Sherlock

How cruelly you desert me Expecto. Shame on you for playing with an old English maids heart like that

It's fine though, I still have MoC.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

How cruelly you desert me Expecto. Shame on you for playing with an old English maids heart like that

It's fine though, I still have MoC.

but

but but but but but

I didn't know you were an English Maid.
I would have asked you to make me a sammich.

[MissCheyenne]

I'm English and I'm old. Therefore, I am well versed in the art of sandwich making. You should have checked out the facts before you so cruelly cast me aside for CC's shiny goth dazzle.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

I'm English and I'm old. Therefore, I am well versed in the art of sandwich making. You should have checked out the facts before you so cruelly cast me aside for CC's shiny goth dazzle.

Do we have any bologna? I'm thinking I'd like something with bologna...

[MissCheyenne]

I am the master of all meats Expecto. ALL OF THEM. There are no exceptions to this rule.

[ape descendant]

I would never do you wrong MC... specially if you made me sammiches, because sammiches = true love.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

I am the master of all meats Expecto. ALL OF THEM. There are no exceptions to this rule.

ooooooooooo.
well noted.

Have we any more ostrich bacon, then?

[MissCheyenne]

No, fresh out of that. However, we have thinly sliced swan. I swear, it was dead when I found it >.>

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

No, fresh out of that. However, we have thinly sliced swan. I swear, it was dead when I found it >.>

That would go well with the spotted own and harp seal. I think we have some left in the chest freezer.

[MissCheyenne]

I really feel I should christian my shiny new mouth bling with a little meat. Mmmmmmmm

[Solumina]

Hey MC, wanna make me a sammich? I promise I'm loyal, unlike most of the little sluts around here.

[MissCheyenne]

Sure, I make an awesome steak sandwich if meat's your thing.

[Solumina]

Oh it totally is.

[Murder.Of.Crows]

GASP

You desert me for Expecto?! You play with a young boys heart and never offer him sammichy greatness. Well, I see how this game is, it is okay, I still have... Oh god... I'm so alone.... and so sammichless.

[MissCheyenne]

I never left you MoC! How dare you accuse me of such callous behaviour?!?! Expecto was just a passing fancy, a playing, a mere toy. I would give you as many sammichs as you want MoC. I might even fix you a whiskey while I'm at it.