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03-27-2006, 01:20 AM
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#1476
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 20
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
Tapping some ass?
Whatever...
Fucking n00bs!
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LOL! That was so un--un.
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03-27-2006, 01:23 AM
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#1477
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
Tapping some ass?
Whatever...
Fucking n00bs!
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*cracks up* I heart you tenet
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-27-2006, 01:24 AM
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#1478
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria, BC
Posts: 38
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Originally Posted by ChreRot
6' myself, but I beg to differ on this somewhat, I mean I don't have any attration at all for the same sex. Feminity is what turns me on but I don't know I have seen some transgendered sort that has cause me to reconsider tapping some ass. Am I gay or bi-curious or something entirely different?
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I believe that everyone will be attracted to at least one member of their sex for whatever reason (physical attraction, admiration, etc) in their lifetime. It's not something anyone has to act on, but I believe it to be there.
Also, I dispise the term bi-curious...everyone is bi-curious, at least in adolescence. It's redundant to catagorise yourself like that. Catagories like straight, gay and bi only are relevant because they advertise whom you are looking to date/bone.
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03-27-2006, 08:59 AM
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#1479
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Strange Sexuality that arrives in my email
First up, I receive email spam (particularly in my hotmail account for some reason - thank you very much MSN) all the time for male enhancement products. They obviously don't know who they are talking to! 0-o
Anyway, I got this one today and laughed my ass off:
Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).
Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock.
Don’t worry, the sounds of your satisfaction from having sex with our new Soft Cialis Tabs
will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
Yeah, I've been itching to try that brick thing. WTF? And yes, my primary goal in any sexual encounter is to wake up the neighbors. Her or my pleasure come secondary. Och, what a joke.
And then there was this cum-on personal-ad sex-site spam:
OhhJackie
I'm a Cock-craving Gangbang Slut and Cum Dumpster. A piece of Fuckmeat with a NEED to be USED. HA!
Yech! Just reading that made me feel dirty! Are there actually guys out there that think that's attractive?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-27-2006 at 09:00 AM.
Reason: formatting
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03-27-2006, 09:10 AM
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#1480
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Originally Posted by Mood
I believe that everyone will be attracted to at least one member of their sex for whatever reason (physical attraction, admiration, etc) in their lifetime.
Also, I dispise the term bi-curious...everyone is bi-curious
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Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.
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03-27-2006, 09:12 AM
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#1481
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by gruel
Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.
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Ummmm...
Fuck you, n00b.
I think that you are a troll.
Ignored.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-27-2006, 09:16 AM
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#1482
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by gruel
Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.
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Oh looks, its Reject Bunny..
The other other Troll..
Whatever happened to you leaving and not coming back?
Please quit creating alternate accounts to sneak back in here.
You have been asked to leave many times, and ignoring me won't make this go away.
You are no longer welcome here, by your own doing.
You had your chance to be a quasi-decent member of this forum, and you couldn't manage to do it.
It's over and you are just embarassing yourself at this point.
Have some self respect..
Please leave.
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03-27-2006, 09:18 AM
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#1483
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
"*Cry*" Kids are so cute at that age 
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03-27-2006, 09:20 AM
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#1484
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
Posts: 435
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Originally Posted by gruel
That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
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She said fuck off, not keep writing stuff.
Be a gentleman and do as the lady says.
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-27-2006, 09:29 AM
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#1485
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by gruel
That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
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Please just quit the crap.
It has been a really diffucult few days for this forum.
We don't need your negativity funking up the place.
Just have some pride and leave.
What is this your Third or Fourth fake screen name?
Just so you can come back and make fun of the people who post here?
You're embarassing yourself, just go away.
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03-27-2006, 09:45 AM
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#1486
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Who would be this 'Reject' person you keep assuming I am?
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03-27-2006, 10:18 AM
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#1487
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Oh give me a break.
We do have your IP Address.
Give us some credit.
Just go away please.
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03-27-2006, 10:26 AM
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#1488
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I have signed up to be an editor for www.urbandictionary.com and I just approved this word for inclusion:
smufficate:
The unfortunate (but not necessarily accidental) event when an individual is suffocated performing cunnilingus.
Goddam ... that is fricken hillarious!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:32 AM
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#1489
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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This one, however, I am NOT approving:
Daftbot:
Robot with a great appreciation for Daft Punk and jokes. Member of HARD TYECHNO OMGWTF =LOL BBQ GROUP!!! 木6列車.
Example sentence: Fancy Lady, Dance Commander and Titty Inspector will lead the daftbots to overtake the world in the year 2032.
WTF are people thinking? I think the only daftbot in existence is the author of this drivel.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:35 AM
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#1490
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 1
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Sex
i am straight but i am cool with people who aren't
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03-27-2006, 10:39 AM
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#1491
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm not sure about this one ... thinking of hitting the "reject" or the "I don't know" button on this one:
epregnant:
This is a common situation when having cyber sex without using an econdom.
Example sentence:
SarahT69: Um..I have some bad news
BigGuy21: yeah?
SarahT69: you know when we cybered the other night? Well, I'm epregnant
BigGuy21 has signed off
What do you think? It did make me smirk.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:46 AM
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#1492
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yeah ... I hear that. In that light, I'm voting for inclusion.
Like anyone is ever actually going to look up epregnant!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:48 AM
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#1493
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Good lord, what have I gotten myself into?
Man-bortion: When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
WTF?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:51 AM
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#1494
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Man-bortion: When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
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Ummmm...
I've had...
Nevermind, I'm not going there.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-27-2006, 11:02 AM
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#1495
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hey, Tenet, this is totally off topic, but looking at your sig reminded me of Cargo Cults. You heard of them?
Oh, and to be back on topic -
NASbian: A lesbian fan of NASCAR. Usually very maculine in looks.
Huh? We need a new word for THIS?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-27-2006 at 11:03 AM.
Reason: spelling
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03-27-2006, 11:04 AM
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#1496
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Last one for now ... I'm approving this one on behalf of Xng!
frattard: n. a fucktard who is also a member of a fraternity on a college campus
Example sentence: I hated living in that dorm last year - it was full of frattards!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 11:09 AM
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#1497
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria, BC
Posts: 38
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Originally Posted by gruel
Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.
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How presumptious. Maybe go pick up a book, then come back and talk to me.
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03-27-2006, 11:10 AM
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#1498
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria, BC
Posts: 38
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Goddamn television's brainwashing properties have convinced Mood to be a sinner and a homosexual!
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Everyone may say it, but you can never prove it.
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03-27-2006, 02:23 PM
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#1499
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oooooh! Here's one more Urban definition, because I like it!
Asscavating: The process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 08:05 AM
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#1500
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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The following is NOT CHILD OR WORK APPROPRIATE.
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Not that I understand why you'd be browsing " Sexuality" while at work, but ...
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Ladies, ever want to feel like a pornstar? Or have you ever wanted to get in touch with your inner slut? There are several ways to get there. One would be by using a video camera. Fun, but then there's that tricky little detail of holding on to that video so it never ends up in the wrong hands.
Here's another alternative. How about The Amazing Cocksucking Mirror? Now you can see exactly what a bad girl you are, and there's no tell-tale evidence after the fact. Allow me to quote the author of acumwhorediary.com (adults only website) ...
"A cocksucking mirror! I feel all a-flutter just thinking about it! Do I have to be on Santa's Nice or Naughty list to get this for Christmas? Hmmm ... "
There is a link to it (with graphic, adults-only pictures) at the link below.
http://roydog.net/modules.php?op=mod...rticle&sid=812
If you are under the legal age where you live or would be offended by seeing a fully arounsed male member, do not click on the link on that page.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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