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03-17-2006, 12:57 PM
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#6501
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Government Substitute for living
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:58 PM
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#6502
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Walmart........
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03-17-2006, 12:59 PM
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#6503
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Soccer Sluts
*Hi Geisha*
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03-17-2006, 12:59 PM
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#6504
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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White picket fence (only 5 to go ... you can do it!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:59 PM
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#6505
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Apple Pie Anal
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03-17-2006, 01:00 PM
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#6506
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Ooohhh ... Butterscotch lubricant (funny, I don't feel different!?!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:01 PM
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#6507
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Wait ... porno names? ... Ben Lahnger!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:01 PM
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#6508
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Buttery Nipples..
(Andrew is that YOU??)
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03-17-2006, 01:02 PM
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#6509
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quickies..
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03-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Luscious Tasting (Yep, it's me ... now buy my crummy CD's!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Geisha's Pink Parts..
(YAY!!! You both made it!!)
Uhh but wait now there is two of you..
* loads shotgun*
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03-17-2006, 01:04 PM
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#6512
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Tada ... what a revelation!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:06 PM
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#6513
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Jeopardy (as in it's Friday, don't get yourself into it! Have a great one ... YW)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Alex Trebeck (hehe, have you seen in Family Guy when Alex Trebeck is transported back to his dimension? )
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-17-2006, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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By saying his name backwards.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 01:48 PM
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#6516
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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just like the corny Superman villain Mr. Mxylplyx
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:48 PM
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#6517
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Precisely
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-17-2006, 03:27 PM
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#6518
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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precise=acute=corny math teacher jokes involving acute angles and the phrase "oh my, what a -cute- little angle!"
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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One of my electronics professor asked the class, "resistence is what?"
Of course we thought it was electrical related.
The professor responded, "futile."
Ha!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 04:03 PM
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#6520
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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assimilation
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 04:47 PM
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#6521
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Not being able to read my own books because the english teacher makes us read her choices
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-17-2006, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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the reason I loathed half of my english classes in high school...thank gods at least half the books that are standard for California high school education are good stuff; I may have keeled over dead otherwise...that's also the reason I'm not persuing a career as a high school english teacher
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 05:18 PM
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#6523
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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Fahrenheit 451
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-17-2006, 05:26 PM
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#6524
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Michael Moore
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 05:34 PM
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#6525
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Moore Ovaltine please! (my friend had a math teacher with the last name Moore, first name Carey her Freshman year...we made lots of jokes about it)
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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