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02-15-2006, 02:33 AM
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#26
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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ummmmmmmmmm.....................
i like ice cream
erm............
....huh?
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02-15-2006, 03:07 AM
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#27
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Facetious remarks aside, I've done my research and I can finally provide the definitive answer for you, wildspider.
Goths live under holy orders, and there are certain types of food that are scripturally unclean. As such they can only buy certain foods of a certain standard from small, obscure shops that are tucked away in neglected alleys. Exactly where these shops are is dark and forbidden knowledge, and all shoppers are sworn to secrecy as to what they bought there.
Them that have to ask may never know, in other words.
I like pie.
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02-15-2006, 06:56 AM
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#28
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Western MA
Posts: 87
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Originally Posted by Metatron
Just have sex with him, gothic style of course. Tell him it was dinner, and ask if it was delicious.
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*evil sexy laugh* There is NO OTHER WAY...I agree with you...forget the food...
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02-15-2006, 06:58 AM
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#29
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Western MA
Posts: 87
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Oh...and one more thing...dont forget the Merlot!
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02-15-2006, 07:38 AM
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#30
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Okay goddamnit!!
I'm jealous as hell!
XNG IS PETER-FAWKING-MURPHY????
Congratulations, sweetie.
Xng is goth food, dig in.
Meta, what the fuck is goth sex?
I've heard of bondage, bdsm, s&m. So what constitutes goth sex?
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02-15-2006, 07:47 AM
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#31
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
Gothic Tampons
"It sucks more blood than Dracula!"
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GOTHPENDS
When you're too olde and ornery for depends. Comes in either bat or skull design.
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02-15-2006, 11:14 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Make everything bat-shaped? And then do little coffin-shaped sugar cookies.
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I made bat cookies today!
Ah to be fair they were batman ones but they were still bat shaped with black icing.
Very tasty though.
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02-15-2006, 12:35 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Me too!
We've been together for awhile, hun.
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02-15-2006, 12:37 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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many people are taking this woringly seriously. but i did find these little ghostie chocolates..
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02-15-2006, 12:40 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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well i am going to cook for him but he jokingly suggested i should make goth food. but it is difficult thinking of things that dont include blood.
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02-15-2006, 12:43 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Originally Posted by wild spider
many people are taking this woringly seriously. but i did find these little ghostie chocolates..
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Oh like Halloween sweets? I'm still pushing my bat bics as being the most gothic type of shortbread.
There is a brand of dark chocolates named 'Black Magic' if you wanted gothic chocolate 
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02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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ooh in deed. my gran's a big fan.
i think this meal will consist of lots of chocolate and red wine.
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02-15-2006, 12:57 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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A gothic meal? Sounds lovely.
You could just mix absinthe, raw bleeding steaks, ghost chocolates, black pasta, red wine, bat bics & 'Black Magic' into a big bowl then cook until it begins to emitt smoke.
But remember ALWAYS have adult supervision when using an oven 
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02-15-2006, 01:03 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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thank you, just what i was going to say..
i wanna try black pasta but it's got squid in which is a nasty thougrt.
he will just be shocked i'm cooking, he does it normally.
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02-15-2006, 01:04 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Neither do I (eat meat)
Just substitute it with Quorn, tofu or soyameat.
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02-15-2006, 01:05 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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ah the evil meat substitues, the food of Satan himself!!!
mwahahahahaha
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02-15-2006, 01:07 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 604
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I have a coffin shaped cake pan that I haven't used yet. I should rectify that right away.
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02-15-2006, 01:08 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Quorn is tolerable. But tofu tastes like fried eggwhites.
If it's the food of Satan, Neil Buchanan's got something to do with it too!
& squid? Yuck...the deeper in the ocean it lives, the more evil it be.
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02-15-2006, 01:10 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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like thoses hidious glowy toothy fish...
where do you get coffin cake tins? how groovy
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02-15-2006, 01:14 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 88
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That doens't matter than you don't use meat but something else (a meat replacer )
BlackPaladin
"Black and Dark are back"
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02-15-2006, 01:16 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 604
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Originally Posted by wild spider
like thoses hidious glowy toothy fish...
where do you get coffin cake tins? how groovy |
It's made out of plastic but will last for a few bakings. I got it from pushindaisies.com.
At least I think that is the name of the site.
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02-15-2006, 01:16 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Ooh with strawberry jam for a faux gory effect!
I learned how to make a severed arm pudding with blamange, summerfruits & strawberry sauce.
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02-15-2006, 01:18 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: bird land
Posts: 119
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hmm complicated..
my dad used to make me marzipan fingers and beyeballs with smaties and plenty of food colouring.
but he's a daft hippy
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02-15-2006, 01:24 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Not really. All you do is stick blamange stuff into a rubber glove, tie it up & leave to turn solid. When it's done you cut it open & stick the summerfruits at the top of the stump to look a little gory. Then you add strawberry sauce. Marzipan fingers & eyeballs sound good.
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02-15-2006, 01:26 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cleveland, OH
Posts: 79
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I don't know that there's anything food-wise that could be described as goth, but if you want to get fancy you might try checking out a book from the library or buying from half price books, or even hitting amazon.com for medieval recipes. I have a book called Fabulous Feasts by Madeline Pelner Cosman, and it has some pretty good stuff to choose from. There's a recipe for brie cheese pie in there, but you can probably substitute tofu and bananas for the cheese and the eggs.
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