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02-28-2006, 01:50 PM
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#226
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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My ex had a set of handcuffs that didn't have the latch to release them... so she'd sneak up on me and handcuff me to the armrest of the couch... *sighs*
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03-01-2006, 12:11 AM
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#227
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Originally Posted by Manimal
I'm definately getting us some restraints soon. Holding her down is fun and all but when she really starts fighting it kind of distracts from my focus on the fucking. Some ropes and chains ought to solve that problem very nicely.
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Please tell me your going to sell books and videos on how to be a vigorous domineering lover? If not i'll have to come video tape this myself... 
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-01-2006, 12:17 AM
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#228
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Please tell me your going to sell books and videos on how to be a vigorous domineering lover? If not i'll have to come video tape this myself... |
Ooh, can I buy a copy, Sanctus? *dirty grin*
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03-01-2006, 12:22 AM
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#229
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Once I get the okay... I promise a full production!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-01-2006, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Some bondage products for the curious
The recent posts about handcuffs and whatnot have piqued my curiousity, so I did a bit of browsing. Here are the interesting things I found:
1) Our First Bondage Kit from goodvibes.com
More at this non-nudity, not work safe and not child-safe link -
Good Vibrations
2) The Inflatable Bondage Chair - I'm posting this cause it's so silly it made me laugh!
More at this non-nudity, not work safe and not child-safe link - Sex Toys Please
I never was much interested in bondage, myself. I personally greatly enjoy the additional adrenaline rush from holding her down physically with my hands. But in doing this search, I came across something (no pun intended) that really intrigued me ... spreader bars.
3) Bondage Leg Spreader Bar from The BDSM Store
More at this possible nudity, not work safe and not child-safe link - The BDSM Store
and 4) Adjustable Stocks Four cuffs, fur-lined for comfort found on a Japanese website
More at this definite nudity, not work safe and not child-safe link - I Love Body.jp
Hmmm ... I wonder if any store in the U.S. has that one?
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the screamingly funny,
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03-01-2006, 10:11 AM
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#231
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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And there's a subject that could come under the umbrella of this thread - Girlfriends and Bondage. I bet there's a question or two out there ... like, how do you broach the subject to your girlfriend, how do you encourage a reluctant partner, how do you discuss limits, etc.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-01-2006, 10:35 AM
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#232
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I never was much interested in bondage, myself. I personally greatly enjoy the additional adrenaline rush from holding her down physically with my hands. But in doing this search, I came across something (no pun intended) that really intrigued me ... spreader bars.
Hmmm ... I wonder if any store in the U.S. has that one? |
Try Fascinations Adult Superstore Ben..
That's where we shop here locally and I have been very impressed with their selection, service and prices.
Plus they have the most AWESOME assortment of Lubes I have ever seen. 
Every Salesperson is required to taste all of the edible ones, so they can advise the customers more knowledgeably about the products. I HIGHLY reccommend the new line of Edible Lube called; Sex Tarts. Just imagine Sweet Tarts in Lube form.
Mmm mmm mmm good!!
* Hee*
Eden's Fantasy is another Adult Online Store that I have heard great things about.
They also ship " anonymously" to Military Bases, which I thought was pretty cool.
Here is a link to the Houston BDSM Homepage, they have alot of good resources for the Houston Area. Including where to buy.
I think those Spreader Bars are Pretty Interesting myself..
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03-01-2006, 11:15 AM
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#233
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Extreme Restraints also has the biggest online selction of BSDM Gear I have ever seen.
* Drooooooooools*
If ya can't find it there, they either don't make it or you shouldn't be using it..
0.o
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03-01-2006, 11:25 AM
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#234
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Please tell me your going to sell books and videos on how to be a vigorous domineering lover? If not i'll have to come video tape this myself... |
Alright - but if we do this I get to do the commentary like Steve Irwin.
On this episode we're going on a different kind of adventure. Tonight we're going to capture and sexually sodomize a sapien sheila. To do it we've got to go inside her lair, bring her down, and bind her so she can't fight - and let me tell you these female sapiens can put up quite a fight.
Alright, quiet now we're going inside the lair. <enters the bedroom, kneels down and whispers close into the camera> Sssh. There she is. She looks to be a beatiful specimen. I don't want to startle her too early so I'm going to creep up on her real quiet like and try to snatch her. Remember don't try this at home. They might look soft and delicate but they can be quite viscious when provoked. Let's go get a closer look shall we?
<creeps up to the bed, pulls out retraints, and lunges onto the bed>
Crikey! This bitch is really pissed off!
<much struggling and wresting>
What you've got... Oy don't bite... to do is get her arms down and put some weight on her upper body. As you can... <pause for more struggling> As you can see her clawns and teeth aren't very big or strong like a predator. If they were these scratches here would be much worse. But still she can scratch the flesh. Look at my arm. She had a good go at it didn't she? There you go. Don't fight sheila. Settle down no one is going to hurt you.
<facing the camera>
These females are not hunters ilike we see in the wild. You can tell by the soft skin - just feel that soft skin - and delicate features. These sapien females primarily hunt for money and the sexual attention of a male. She doesn't know it yet but I'm going to give her exactly what she wants. When we come back I'm going to finish binding her limbs, blindfold her, and give this beautiful beautiful sheila a lit of croc hunter cock.
<pan back showing me on top of her, holding her down while she still struggles>
<commercial break>
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03-01-2006, 11:53 AM
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#235
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Dayummmmm .... that is the fuckin' funniest thing I have read this week!
"Crikey! This bitch is really pissed off!"
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! It's a damn good thing I wasn't drinking my soda when I read that!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-01-2006, 11:55 AM
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#236
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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E_P_S, Thank you for the links. I really appreciate that.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-03-2006, 01:24 AM
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#237
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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heh. sounds like you've got quite the show going on there, manimal. would that be animal planet, o, pay-per-view or court tv?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-17-2006, 10:55 PM
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#238
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dayton, ohio
Posts: 61
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A great site for BDSM "materials" is jtstockroom.com
Caution: One must be 18 or older to enter, there are nude and other innapropriate photos that may not be suitable for children, work, etc.
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03-17-2006, 11:30 PM
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#239
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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We need more COW BELL!
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02-04-2010, 11:19 PM
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#240
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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A great site for BDSM "materials" is jtstockroom.com
Caution: One must be 18 or older to enter, there are nude and other innapropriate photos that may not be suitable for children, work, etc. |
they have decent deals on some stuff. lots of exposed willys for the ldies on the forum. Prosthetic vaginas (not like a fleash light) however kinda messed with my head as to the methods of their use.
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02-05-2010, 05:35 PM
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#241
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Why did you necro a thread that has been dead for nearly four years?
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02-15-2010, 06:58 PM
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#242
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 48
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its not cheating at all, i know my boyfriend watches porn, and i understand hes a guy so i'll live with it and i dont mind, just sometimes when he talks about certin "porn stars" he likes infront of me it kind of bothers me
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02-16-2010, 11:25 AM
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#243
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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This was a dead thread. Stop resurrecting it!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-16-2010, 02:51 PM
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#244
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Fucking thread necros -.-"
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