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06-11-2008, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Detroit Rock City
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Woman Reports Zombie Attack
Land Rover slimed with purple goo in front of Smallwood.
By James Boyd
One woman's car was covered with a purple gooey substance Monday ngiht in an apparent zombie attack.
According to Bloomington police reports - yes, real police reports - a 20-year old woman said she was in her Land Rover in the 400 block of North College Avenue just after 11 p.m., when a "group of zombies tried to attack her in the vehicle," which was parked right in front of the Smallwood apartment complex.
The zombies covered part of the Land Rover in some type of purple goo, the report said.
She said the zombies put the unknown substance all over the car. The group of ghouls then left the area.
She called 911 to report the incident, fearful that the purple substance would damage the paint on her vehicle, the report said.
Bloomington police officer Amy Romoser responded and managed to find approximately 36 people dressed as zombies, some of whom were covered in a purple substance.
However, the victim was unable to identify the specific zombies that vandalized her vehicle.
A damage estimate to the Land Rover was not available.
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06-11-2008, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Zombies spreading the Formless Spawn? Run for the fucking hills!!!!!
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06-11-2008, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Detroit Rock City
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Zombies spreading the Formless Spawn? Run for the fucking hills!!!!!
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xD hahaha it's actually funny. I should go out and d something like this... hmmm *ponders*
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06-11-2008, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Houston, Texas
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Wow. That's funny, but I would be irate if someone got "goo" on my car.
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06-12-2008, 05:27 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Detroit Rock City
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Originally Posted by Pantherlette086
Wow. That's funny, but I would be irate if someone got "goo" on my car.
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My car is super amazing. I have it prepared for a zombie attack! XD
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06-12-2008, 08:33 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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That is pretty funny, but it's not cool to vandalize cars and scare the shit out of people.
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06-12-2008, 02:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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a zombie lurch gone out of hand once again... =/
we have a lurch coming up this saturday, but I am unable to attend due to obligations... too bad, around 11,000 are gonna be zombie lurching through out city...
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06-13-2008, 05:26 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Detroit Rock City
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
That is pretty funny, but it's not cool to vandalize cars and scare the shit out of people.
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How so? I do it all the time. xD
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06-13-2008, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: I though it was supposed to be warm here
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wait, this has to be some kind of lawsuit waiting to happen? how can that woman say that she couldnt identify the zombie? is she trying to say they all look alike? thats... um, racial? yeah!
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06-13-2008, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by Yukiko_San
How so? I do it all the time. xD
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Right, that doesn't make the action cool, it just makes you an asshole.
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06-13-2008, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Some chicks dig assholes.
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06-13-2008, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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06-13-2008, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I'm an asshole!
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07-04-2008, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Wow! A zombie attack! And I thought I was the only person suffering from that. (I just call it my job site, however).
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07-04-2008, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Well, it seemed real at the time.
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07-06-2008, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Yeah, funny, but seriously, no. You might scare someone like me. I have an anxiety disorder, and an irrational fear that horror movies are going to come to life. You might give me a panic attack doing that.
One that requires me to go to a hospital.
Or I could have one of my "OhgawdohgawdDEFEND!" moments. I own a gun, and I really don't want to shoot some dumbass who'd thought it'd be funny to attack my car.
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08-01-2008, 02:07 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
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lol that would have been entertaining to watch hehe
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08-05-2008, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Lapin, no panic attacks, please. But, I should talk. I carry a crowbar under my seat, juuust in case. I could picture me doing time for whacking a zombie with a crowbar. My luck goes there.
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08-07-2008, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Northern Ontario, Canada
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As far as vandalism goes, I suppose it depends on what exactly this "goo" is. I mean, is it vandalism to cover a car in whipped cream? Irritating yes, but easily solved with a hose. As long as there's no actual damage, does it count?
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08-07-2008, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The Twilight Zone
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I probably would have started going apeshit on them. And bash there brains out. And that wouldnt be very good, now would it?
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08-10-2008, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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It might seem funny however I agree with the others saying it's not a very smart thing to do. Who knows who you'd be messing with. So many people carry guns. I don't think I'd want to get shot because of something as immature as that.
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08-10-2008, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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"Vandalism, as beautiful as a rock in a cop's face."
I forget where I got that.
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