Conversations with people

Godslayer Jillian · 07-26-2008, 12:22 AM

Does is make me a narcissist if I think my conversations with people are pretty rad?
Yes.
But they still are, and I'm pretty sure a lot of you have had pieces of conversations that are so cool you wished there have been more people there to listen to it.
So this is a thread about that: specific instances where you and someone else have been talking and the conversations turn out to be so good you want to say "oh my god someone ought to record us"
It could be a wise thing you discovered or a hilarious comeback; whatever.

The one that prompted me to know the ones that happen to you was this one with one of my two best friends while chatting on the internet:
Him - ...are...
Him - are
Him - Are you wearing lip gloss in that picture?
Me - No
Me - My lips are naturally beautiful
Him - Answer me this
Him - Has your ego gotten so big that it has started eating itself?
Me - There's no such thing as an ego too big
Me - It's like saying an orgasm too long
Him - It has hasn't it?
Me - If it were eating itself, wouldn't that mean it's smaller now?
Him - Not quite, see it's so big it has plenty to feed on and it continuously grows

BLEED REBELION!!! · 07-26-2008, 10:20 AM

hmmm well
We were both really high and at the time I thought I was genius..

Me: Its the THC that gets you high right?
Him: yeah.. but canaboids (sp?) do too....
Me: wtf is a conaboid?
Him: .. I am sooooooo hungry...
Me: Hey hey hey listen to this *giggle
Him: WHat?
Me: We... we should make canaboid bars!!! Like special granola bars
and then we can just eat them and be super baked all the time.
Him: OMg OMG I know!! And we can eat them in class.. and sell them..
Me: YEAH... then we can buy more weed *giggle.
Him: I'm sooo hungry..
Me: pass me the bong..

so yeah ... not that great but really interesting at the time...

P.S : to the cops... all of the above was strictly for entertainment value. I dont participate in any illegal activity... : )

Stormtrooper of Death · 07-26-2008, 10:32 AM

I got nothing, some interesting stuff yes, but nothing I can remember that well.

JCC · 07-26-2008, 10:41 AM

I had a huge roleplay conversation with my best friend where I was Mohammed and he was Jesus. That was freaky as shit. We have so many fantastic conversations.

HumanePain · 07-26-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JCC

I had a huge roleplay conversation with my best friend where I was Mohammed and he was Jesus. That was freaky as shit. We have so many fantastic conversations.

That sounds awesome! I would have loved to have listened, or played the part of Jesus.

Breathless Horror · 07-26-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!

hmmm well
We were both really high and at the time I thought I was genius..

Don't even get me started...

gothicusmaximus · 07-26-2008, 01:05 PM

My mom: "If you want her to like you better maybe you should lie some more."
Me: "What?"
My mom: "Well, pretend there are tons of other women in your life, vying for your attention."
Me: "I already do that. Like, if she calls and I'm on the couch watching The Satanic Rites of Dracula, I'll always say I'm out with girls."
My mom: "Well... doesn't she hear Dracula instead of girls?"
Me: "There's girls in Dracula!"

Jaye Jang · 07-26-2008, 06:32 PM

The strangest conversation I ever heard was between my younger sister and my older brother. It was so weird that when people ask me why I tend to avoid my family, I repeat the conversation and then say, "Three guesses and the first two don't count."

Disaffected Shoelaces · 07-27-2008, 10:26 AM

The conversationalists: two of my friends, Spencer and John.

The setting: John's house, around Christmas last year, with "Fairytale of New York" playing in the background.

When it came to the part where Shane MacGowan sings, "I could have been someone" and Kirsty McColl sings back, "well so could anyone", the following exchange ensued.

Spencer: (turning to John, sings) "You know, I fucked ya mum."
John: (on the ball and quick to retaliate) "Well so has everyone." No, wait. "I made her drink my cum". No, give me a second... oh fuck off you cunt.

Not really a conversation, but I got a kick out of it.

BLEED REBELION!!! · 07-27-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Breathless Horror

Don't even get me started...

so ^that could mean two things in my mind;
1. you were about to talk about convos you had while high and you have allot of them..
2. you were about to talk shit about ppl who get high?

so which was it?

Noirette · 07-29-2008, 10:53 PM

Me and a few of my friends had a lot of amusing conversstions in which we decided that cockroaches are gods(they are the only ones who can survive after an atomic explosion, so they can survive the apocalypse too. After the apocalypse there would be only good people in the world, so cockroaches are gods. Though I must confess that it sounded more logical back then.) and many other strange things which I can't remember now.

disorder · 07-29-2008, 11:25 PM

There's a cool on-going conversation that my whole homeroom class at school has.

Our homeroom is a sort of through-way to get from the lockerbay to the computer lab, and for some reason or other we decided the computer lab is Narnia (we also call our homeroom The Wardrobe). If anyone ever comes out of Narnia into our homeroom, someone's always like, 'Mr Tumnus?'.

It's funny every time

kikrox · 08-08-2008, 12:14 AM

good for you ! sounds interesting

peacebear5028 · 08-08-2008, 12:21 AM

Well when and my friend role play being God and Satan (secret divorced gay lovers). And Jesus and Marilyn Manson are there twin children.
Its much funnier than it may sound.