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Old 09-06-2008, 12:01 PM   #1
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The best, funniest and stupidest Goth jokes!

I enjoy having a good laugh at jokes aimed at us darker folks - some are clever yet others are plain ridiculous.

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WARNING: For goths that don't take themselves too seriously!
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:05 PM   #2
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http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...24_600x194.gif
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...emi_060720.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...emi_060324.jpg

I find this norwegian comic brilliant <3
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:07 PM   #3
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"Not if that one keeps screaming."

Bwahaha.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:13 PM   #4
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brilliant!!!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:26 PM   #5
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But we already have a jokes' thread...
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:31 PM   #6
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where about????
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:42 PM   #8
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How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE, because goffs hate light..

I win the stupid award xD
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:42 PM   #9
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I win the stupid award xD
Ya sure do.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:46 PM   #10
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why's it hard for goths to get work??

cos all they can do is mope the floors and depress buttons
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:48 PM   #11
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I think I get the last picture... But I'm not sure...

Please explain xD
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:55 PM   #12
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:56 PM   #13
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I think I get the last picture... But I'm not sure...

Please explain xD

In Ikea they give wierd names to furnitures ^^
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:01 PM   #14
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who makes these comic strips?? they are magic!
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:03 PM   #15
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The comic is called Nemi, the author is norwegian though i have no idea what's his/her name sowwy :<

you can findmore of it here

http://www.metro.co.uk/search/result...mi&qrytxt=nemi
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:07 PM   #16
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https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=10625
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:12 PM   #17
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(https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=10625)

well this is a bit different as it is for jokes about goths, hopefully I will get away with it! *winks*
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:05 AM   #18
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Talking

A friend of mine used to say only true goths can laugh at themselves.
Anyway, some of these are funny, some are just plain dumb. Most of the sites have the same lightbulb jokes.

http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jok....be.a.goth.htm
http://www.the-night.net/silly/jokes.htm
http://members.tripod.com/~faery_queen/joke.html
http://cadekeijzer.k33s.nl/wereld/gothjokes.php
http://gothic-portal.awardspace.com/so-goth.htm
http://www.obscure.org/~vlad/gothic/jokes.html <--these are the funniest

For people who have a fear of the goth culture:
http://gothic-portal.awardspace.com/...hobia-list.htm
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:48 AM   #19
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The comic is called Nemi, the author is norwegian though i have no idea what's his/her name sowwy :<

you can findmore of it here

http://www.metro.co.uk/search/result...mi&qrytxt=nemi

I've been a huge Nemi fan for years, but I thought all the English translations of Lise Myhre's strip were taken off the 'net. Where are you finding these English translations? They're great!

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Old 09-07-2008, 08:05 AM   #20
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It's nice too see you,Nephele

I mean not in your thread...but elsewhere

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Old 09-07-2008, 08:21 AM   #21
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I've been a huge Nemi fan for years, but I thought all the English translations of Lise Myhre's strip were taken off the 'net. Where are you finding these English translations? They're great!

-- Nephele
Oops. I just clicked on the link at the link you gave, and found the English Nemis! It's been a long time since I've seen these! Thanks for the link!

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Old 09-07-2008, 11:38 AM   #22
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Nemi is absolutely brilliant. I love that comic. Itīs usually the only reason I buy certain newspapers (except for when something interesting happens somewhere, of course).
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:21 PM   #23
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A goth boy walks up to a house carrying satan's will, an ankh, while wearing a shirt with the words come back. He knocks on the door, a chirstian opens it, and looks down.

What are you supposed to be?" said the Christian.

"A sign that Satan will come back." said the goth boy.

The Christian screams "Satanist!"

While the little goth boy sighs, and says "In the eyes of the closeminded, I guess we are..."

I win the award for worst joke that makes no sense!
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:26 PM   #24
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Oops. I just clicked on the link at the link you gave, and found the English Nemis! It's been a long time since I've seen these! Thanks for the link!

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Old 09-08-2008, 06:01 AM   #25
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Ohh! I love it!
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