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11-22-2008, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I am declaring Martian Law
In response to the recent crash in the local Awesome-conomy, Peter Murphy* has elected to grant me emergency powers under the Internet Sweetness Act of 1624. Gothic.net is now in a state of Martian Law. Henceforth, The topics of all threads which do not meet the necessary levels of Kickassitude, as mandated by the Department of Homeland Sex-curity are to be immediately diverted to Boobs (and barring that, Asses). I urge our congress to pass an immediate bail-out of all our failing threads, as the sudden loss of sweetness will no doubt result in a forum-wide depression, which could ravage this site and play havoc with the rest of the internet.
With some hard work, we'll weather this crisis. May George Clinton and the P-Funk All-stars have mercy on our souls.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_397307a.jpg
http://mikedoe.net/storage/non-pop-n...Boobs_Club.jpg
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...oobs/boobs.jpg
*Warining: May be a lie
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11-22-2008, 12:39 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Ireland
Posts: 128
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In all seriousness, this is an actual, honest question.
Have you ever actually slept with a woman who you didn't have to pay first?
No, cybersex does not count.
[I'm still waiting for my reply]
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11-22-2008, 12:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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KOUPE TET, BOULE KAY!
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11-22-2008, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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You know what , Despanan ?
Sometime, You reminded me of Kontan'.
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11-22-2008, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
Posts: 1,012
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We already have a thread mentioning that you are now a spammer that works for our benefit. This thread is a bit overkill. Please keep your spamming simply to posts and do not start any more threads.
Or your fucking fired.
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11-22-2008, 12:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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11-22-2008, 12:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
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Looks like Albert doesn't think your threads are up to standard either.
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11-22-2008, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
KOUPE TET, BOULE KAY!
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You sir, have been deputized as a Knight of Mars. You will be issued an Enchanted 2 x 4, and one weeks paid vacation in Barbados. Use them wisely.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...636048860).jpg
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11-22-2008, 12:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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11-22-2008, 12:51 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by $haDe
You know what , Despanan ?
Sometime, You reminded me of Kontan'.
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Thanks. Kontan kicks ass.
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11-22-2008, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-22-2008, 12:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 690
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Originally Posted by $haDe
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Hey! I know you!
You're the guy we made cry, right?
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11-22-2008, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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11-22-2008, 01:17 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I'll tell you what, I'm digging these Indian chicks.
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11-22-2008, 01:18 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
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How did you guys have so many pictures of these chicks?
Google ?
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-22-2008, 01:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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There's allot of Bewbage on the internet. We just channel it for awesome.
Now remember everyone: Stay on topic. It's crucial to rebuilding poster-confidence in our forum.
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11-22-2008, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Now let's treat breasts scientifically: fact about breasts.
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11-22-2008, 08:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Originally Posted by Ra_star
Have you ever actually slept with a woman who you didn't have to pay first?
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Are you mad because he didn't want to hand you his spare pocket change for a loose go at your second-hand goods?
EDIT to remain more on topic:
Read: History of the Breast by Marilyn Yalom. Awesome book, bette rthan teh Sexuality of Christ.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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11-22-2008, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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As much as i'm enjoying the boobiage, i would like to draw attention to this public service announcement PSA: Putting a User on Ignore.
Honestly, if the Withnail Comedy Troupe no longer has an audience would they stick around?
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11-22-2008, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Oh. OH. That's just mean.
i'm going back to the Uglies thread.
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11-22-2008, 09:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Bwuh ha ha haaaaaaa...
Srsly, that was the worst thing I have found in ages. I shudder with revulsion and delight.
This is much more fun:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...rea/soccer.jpg
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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11-22-2008, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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11-22-2008, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Saya- 5 minutes in the penalty box. Roughing the reader. Unsportsmanlike punnage.
'sides, i beat ya with the Blue Footed Boobies. 
That sounded tawdry.
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