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Old 11-16-2011, 05:54 PM   #1
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Howl of the beast has awoken, mortals!

1. I howl like a beast! Your flesh will make a fine morsel!

2. Your kind has no name for where i am from, fowl bipedal cattle!

3. The ballads of the beasts render your puny human words like the whines of a cub with its paw pierced by a thorn!

4. Twilight, for it is the closest movie to shown your kind as they truly are: Worthless and useless

5. I would sooner castrate myself with a backhoe as involve myself in one of your profane "weddings"

6. I am as constant and unchanging as the north star!

7. What part of "immortal" do you not get?

8. You are verily pissing me off with your human questions!

9. A beast feels not naked with only his fur!

10. I miss nothing. I was but a shadow of a beast. Now i am whole.

11. Music for cattle holds no sway over the beast

12. I studied at the feet of the masters of the hunt and learned their ways

13. To remind you of your place as cattle

14. You will know my sex as my seed grows many fine pups within your belly, fowl cattle!
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:57 PM   #2
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So....is there a choice about that impregnation thing? Or can I just sacrifice some virgins to you? Lord knows, there are plenty around.
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:58 PM   #3
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Hi, Sugar Tits!
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:27 PM   #4
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"...verily pissing me off..."

Now, that shit is funny.
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