The guessing game

[cradle]

Ok, this is where Someone says something, and the next person has to guess why that's happening...i go first.

A priest is running through the cathedral with his pants around his ankles and he has a big mountain lion chasing him...

Guess...

[disorder]

The mountain lion is actually a hooker in disguise and she has really cold hands and the Priest had a, ahem, spaz.
o.O Haha, I'm so cool.

Little Annie screamed and threw her new pink, plastic pony to the ground. "It's the wrong one!" she screamed at her mum. Her mum wrung her hands nervously, "Come on, Annie, we'll go back to the shop and get the right one." Annie and her mother got in the car, but just as they'd reached the end of the drive way, Annie's mum slammed on the breaks because...

[Godslayer Jillian]

There was a man dressed as a giant chicken fighting against a giant apple in the middle of the road.
If she had not slammed the breaks, there'd be apple and chicken pie everywhere!

You enter my room, and I'm nailing everything in my room to the ceiling, even the cup in the coffee table. I'm doing this because...

[roserougesang]

An army of evil Twinkies are invading your house.

I'm running up and down the stairs yelling randomly in German. Why is that?

[Slap Your Love]

You're a German in WWII and invading a house in Poland and wondering where the toliet paper is.

I'm cutting the grass on the front lawn with a pair of scissors and I'm yelling "E3, B7, H18, BINGO!" Why am I doing this..!?

[cradle]

Haha i like this one...

You are suffering a severe case of early senality...

Aman is driving down the road and suddenly flies out of the windo but his car continues to move...running him over.

[roserougesang]

There's an evil penguin in the driver's seat!

People are floating in the air, singing and coughing up large purple bubbles.

[Godslayer Jillian]

They found my secret beer factory (those bastards!)
The Kool-Aid guy breaks into your house, but didn't say "Oh yeah!"
Instead, he tackled your mother. Why?

[disorder]

She was reading a book and she was about to turn the page, but the Kool-Aid guy is madly in love with your mother so before he had to time to say 'Oh Yeah!' he crash tackled her to stop her getting a paper cut.

You put a cd in your CD player then an Armadillo the size of a cow appears and it has apposable thumbs so it shoots you.
(I couldn't think of anything, can you tell?)

[cradle]

It didn't like the CD...And the blackout you had a year ago, you didnt know that you went unconsious, fell off of a building and landed on his brother...killing him instantly.

You start listening to four non blondes and starts to sing "hey whats goin on" In front of a crowd of the baddest ass bikers you could find, and then they light their lighters and swing them above their head.

[HumanePain]

Because they thought this was a Liberace concert and want him to come out NOW.

Your dental hygenist looks in your mouth, puts in a vacuum hose, a water flushing hose, an extremely sharp metallic pointy thingie, and then asks you:

[BlackButterfly]

"How many times have I told you not to chew on strange people?!?"

You are meditating, surrounded by the sweet scent of incense. All is quiet and peaceful, but suddenly you are jolted out of your inner reflection by the sound of your mother screaming uncontrollably. You run downstairs to find:

[Dark_love_2008]

My mother stubbed her toe on a step ladder I left out while reaching for my ceremonial bat's blood. (Something like that acctually happened once)

A clown is running down the hall way running from screaming kids who are right on his heels because:

[Diana]

the clown accadentally hypnotized them all (they think they're serial killers) and he doesn't know know how to get them back to "normal".

Your mother thinks your deeply depressed because of all the black things, so she take you to a psychologist, when you get there, you notice he is 13' 5'' tall and has purple skin, this is because:

[Decay|Of|Belief]

..he's a GIANT purple people eater, who'd not had the time to dress in his cleverly worn Psych disguise, that's why! O.O
(I always suspected it, too! Even though I'd never met him; this is due to my amazing supernatural powers -- Hell yesh..)

Your crossing the street, on the way to the local community college, when suddenly you drop your bag of books, along with your jaw in shock, looking on above you at a:

[Beowulf]

The Sight of Andrew Eldritch wearing a `Proud to be Goth T-shirt`!!!.




You buy a box of chocolates and bite into something crunchy, when you know the said chocolate doesnt have anything crunchy in it !!!

[She_Is_My_Sin]

& you find a lovey caramel covered thumb in your chocolate. Yum!

You open your curtains when you get up, sat on your window sill is a naked man reading a newspaper, he grins at you, but why is he there?

[cradle]

Simple, a fly crawled down your throat a week earlier and laid eggs in your esauphagus....causing maggots to climb up your throat and into your mouth...That was no peanut Beowulf.


You are sleeping alone on a spring matress, suddenly you feel something wet, but you didnt wet yourself.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

The cat was sat on the bed earlier & well...it can't control itself....it had drunk alot of water earlier....
I'll repeat my last one:You open your curtains when you get up, sat on your window sill is a naked man reading a newspaper, he grins at you, but why is he there?

[unedifying]

He is your kitty; he somehow got into your SUPER UBER DARK book of GOTHY SPELLS and made himself a human whilst you slept.


You buried your dead kitty, Mr. Fuffykins, in your backyard two days ago. The grave you had Mr. Fluffies, buried in is empty, and there is a bloody trail heading away from the grave. But no one could get into your backyard. What happened?

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Someone re-plotted Mr Fluffykins. The trail of blood wasn't really blood. It was red paint to decorate his gravestone.


You look in the mirror...but your reflection doesn't move! Instead it stands there & looks kind of bored. But why?!

[BlackButterfly]

Your mirror is showing you the thing that you do that it hates most. Translation? Please don't sit in my face and not primp! I love it when you think you're gorgeous...

You walk into your living room and all of your hard-bound books are on the floor opened to pages 24-25.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

There's an evil pixie flying around. If it opens all the hardback books pages 24-25 it's set a curse on your house.


You're using a public toilet. Just after you've done your business, you have a quick glance down the bog. There's an arm down there. You're not sure whether it was there before or what....

[unedifying]

It took this long to come out? I ate that bus driver weeks ago!


You're at school, spacing off, and suddenly your pen starts writing all over your notebook by itself! Spooky, huh? What the hell is going on?!

[Beowulf]

It`s your invisible friend, borrowing your pen !!!



You wake up one morning to discover yourself surrounded by thousands of talking penguins !!!