ha ha ha!!

cradle · 10-19-2006, 05:58 PM

cradle says:
hi, saw you on vf
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
hey
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
oh yea
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
asl
cradle says:
what is asl
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
are you there?
cradle says:
yea
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
age seX location
cradle says:
ooh
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
im 15 m aus
cradle says:
13 I have a penis USA
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
alrity
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
could just say m or male
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
jeeze
cradle says:
lol
cradle says:
so, are you goth
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
yea
cradle says:
do you know who andrew eldritch is
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
no
cradle says:
hey
cradle says:
goth is awsome
cradle says:
I am goth also, but I can teach you a lot about the subculture seeing as that you dont know who eldritch is....would you like to learn some more stuff about the gothic culture
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
ok then
cradle says:
well lets start off on a run here
cradle says:
in your own words, what is goth (no wrong or right answer)
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
satin
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
death
I am so young and yet i am concidering taking my life because im miss understood and not wanted says:
depression
cradle says:
ok...
cradle says:
maybe, I was overstating that were no wrong answers here
cradle says:
ok
cradle says:
hm..
cradle says:
the gothic subculture has nothing to do with satan
cradle says:
or death or depression
cradle says:
first off
cradle says:
anyone can be depressed
cradle says:
and EVERYONE dies
cradle says:
and anyone can be a satanist
cradle says:
does that make everyone goth
cradle says:
no
cradle says:
Now...
cradle says:
I am pondering as to why you think goth has anything to do with satan, death, or depression.
cradle says:
Why do you think that

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-19-2006, 06:51 PM

He he.

Wow. That was fascinating.

Godslayer Jillian · 10-19-2006, 07:02 PM

Too bad the guy left (to kill himself maybe?)

korinna5555 · 10-19-2006, 07:20 PM

hahahaha.......those funny little kids on vf.......haha

PersephoneX · 10-19-2006, 09:23 PM

lol...tht's pretty funny...but, in his defense...he DID say "satin"...so at least he's got good taste on textiles....lol...

erotomaniac87 · 10-20-2006, 09:55 AM

Ehehe, reading that gave me a headache *runs off to get an Advil*.

She_Is_My_Sin · 10-20-2006, 10:45 AM

The dark lord Satin? Woah....

Nevertheless still very funny cradle

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-20-2006, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersephoneX

lol...tht's pretty funny...but, in his defense...he DID say "satin"...so at least he's got good taste on textiles....lol...

Ha ha, I must agree. Maybe that's what he was gonna kill himself with, a rope of satin.

cradle · 10-20-2006, 12:24 PM

Lol///.......

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-20-2006, 01:09 PM

I know,...I'm so funny.....

cradle · 10-21-2006, 01:15 PM

First and foremost, your AIM screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are.

Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in.

After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. [Being scene, you're supposed to know every single band in the scene. Duh.] If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.

Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!

So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself.

Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look wont get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair.
Then, when the time is right [trust me, you'll know when] throw your arm back and hopefully, you'll hit someone in the face.
5 scene points if his nose bleeds.
Begin two-stepping. If you dont know how to two-step, you might as well leave and go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. Add some sweet floor-punches and a couple spin-kicks into the crowd, and you're set. Notice how I didnt mention the windmill. It's because that everyone knows that everyone is able to do the windmill. Too bad.
Now for the pile up! As everyone runs up to the stage, make sure you go last so you can be that cool kid on top of the pile. If you dont know the words to the song, fake it, and hope that its just screaming.
Your job is done.
Stand in the middle of the floor, with your arms crossed and survey the scene.
Good job, scene. Good job.

So you're offically labeled an asshole now that you've given a couple of people black eyes. That's ok, that's the point.

Now that you're back home, go straight for your computer and immediately check your myspace. Get really pissed off when you dont have any friend requests, and get even more pissed off when no one has left you a comment in the 6 hours you werent home. Figure its because you havent updated your pictures in a couple of weeks and go take some more. Take about 80, but use the 2 most flattering ones. Remember, the more skin you show, or if you're sitting on the toilet, the more comments you will get.

Go outside and have a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. Afterall, you ARE straightedge. Everyone KNOWS cigs dont count!

And don't forget you have band practice tomorrow with your other scene friends, even though you really can't play any intrusment for shit.

Look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god that you're not emo.
Even though you really are.

Godslayer Jillian · 10-21-2006, 01:27 PM

Loved it.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-21-2006, 02:48 PM

I loved it too my dear.

cradle · 10-21-2006, 02:55 PM

oops...I think I made a post on it already...
oh well. screwy computer :P

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-21-2006, 03:50 PM

Ha ha ha. I see.

honeythorn · 10-22-2006, 05:14 AM

Love it.

I was surrounded by people like this last week.

Ahhh woe is me! I forgot to follow these instructions when I went to see AFI !!!! how silly I must have looked.Why on EARTH did I wear that corset top and jeans that fit me? why oh why????

Why did I not attempt Davey Havoks' hairdo in a terrible fashion, and wear a pair of false eyelashes halfway down my face due to my ineptitude at applying glue?? I am so behind the times!

And I do feel very unscene because I didn't get my face smacked in by some berk with a splat fringe and a " I'm a bigger/better/more long term fan than you" attitude!!!

Delkaetre · 10-22-2006, 05:49 AM

And to think... I remember when AFI were a punk band. Does that make me scene? I knew about them before most current scene kiddies.

honeythorn · 10-22-2006, 06:54 AM

I discovered them when Art of drowning came out. Now I'm working my way backwards through their older stuff.

There were loads of people drawing X's on their hands, and one girl was really trying to make a point about how very straight edge she was. I had an inward chuckle.

There were a few really nice people there who I sat with though.

PersephoneX · 10-22-2006, 09:53 PM

mmm....back in the day when AFI were punk....into the archives we go!

it makes my brain hurt...but i think i remember such a time!!!

dont forget, too many X's in your AIM and people will think you're a pornstar...so careful with that one...

wait, i have an X in my online name...
dammit!

HumanePain · 11-04-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersephoneX

wait, i have an X in my online name...
dammit!

But only one X, so are you half-straight edge on your father's side or your mother's?

Congratulations by the way on your promotion to Elder Gothdom.

bleedingheart344 · 11-05-2006, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeythorn

I discovered them when Art of drowning came out. Now I'm working my way backwards through their older stuff.

There were loads of people drawing X's on their hands, and one girl was really trying to make a point about how very straight edge she was. I had an inward chuckle.

There were a few really nice people there who I sat with though.

Wow, I just really don't see the point with the whole straight-edge thing. I mean, I do respect the anti-smoking and drinking thing, but what's the point in making statements about it? I was waiting in line at the food court with my nephew, little older than I am because of my half-sister's age, and this girl behind us kept going on and on and on and on to her friend about how badly she wanted to work at Abercrombie and Fitch, well at least how excited she would be over the discounts, because as she stated, she loved to shop there. I was so pissed from hearing her in the long ass line there. I know, somewhat off topic.